Chapter 1: Back to the Qing Dynasty

  Winter of the 11th year of Xianfeng

  "Seventh Aunt, the troops serving the king have arrived at Cixi and Fenghua! Shouldn't we go to welcome them?" "Yes! The king's servant has come! Spring-born's grudge will be avenged!"

  Lu Qiguo did not notice a thin layer of light blue mist slowly rising from the foot of the mountain behind her.

  "A loud crash was heard from behind." Lu Qigong suddenly turned her head back and a monster with glowing eyes appeared behind her...

  "Pull over! Pull over!! 6688 pull over immediately!"

  I sounded the alarm and chased after the speeding Mercedes 500.

  "Big brother! It's a Mercedes! Much better than our crappy Santana! Ahh... Don't rush to turn the wheel! My Coke!..."

  "Damn it! You splashed cola all over me! My image is totally ruined because of you!"

  The Mercedes-Benz reluctantly stopped by the side of the road, and Shi Bingyu opened the car door and walked over.

  "Hello! Please show me your driver's license!"

  A young woman in the car gave a "bewitching" smile to Xiao Shi (I'm sure he thought he was a handsome guy) while handing over her driver's license.

  "Miss, you were speeding. According to the traffic violation penalty regulations, you will be fined five yuan and deducted two points." I walked over to Xiao Shi's side, huh? ! Why is this kid's face so red?!

  "Big brother! Sorry about that! I just took this test for the first time, can you not deduct points?"

  Shi Bingyu returned the driver's license to the young woman. "Since you're a first-time offender, I'll let it slide this time! Be more careful in the future!" "Thank you! Thank you, big brother!"

  "By the way, why are you driving so fast on this mountain road? Didn't you see the speed limit sign?" I asked. The young lady smiled awkwardly and said "I did see the speed limit sign, but I didn't see where the two big brothers were! Thank you! Goodbye! BAY~~~~"

  The Mercedes sped away, leaving two idiots standing there.

  "Damn it! Does she dare play with us?!"

  "Damn it! It's all because of you! You lose your soul whenever you see a beautiful woman!"

  "Unexpectedly! How did I know that a girl who looks so innocent would be so treacherous? Let's have a smoke!" With cigarettes in our mouths, the two of us walked back to the car.

  Name: Yang Husheng, Age: 23, Ethnicity: Han, Sex: Male, Hometown: Nanjing, Jiangsu. Date of Birth: July 17, 1980. Political Status: Communist Youth League Member.

  My parents were both from the East Sea Fleet, and you can tell where I was born just by looking at my name. (Fortunately, my mother wasn't giving birth to me on a warship, or that lazy father of mine would have given me the name Yang Jiangsheng and people would have died laughing!) In '96, my parents were transferred to work in Ningbo, and it was there in the military compound that I met Shi Bingyu, a buddy who was the same age as me but one month younger. Shi Bingyu's parents were also from the East Sea Fleet; his father was from Ningbo and loved to brag about how great the Shi family was, saying things like they had produced "three prime ministers in one door" during the Southern Song dynasty, and that they had produced nine dragon generals during the Northern Song dynasty, as well as a certain Shi Ge during the Ming dynasty. (I wonder if Shi Siming is also from the Shi family? Hehe!) His father was also interesting; he gave him the name Shi Bingyu - which is a homophone for "soldier's honor".

  After graduating from high school in 1999, I didn't get into college (sigh! The teaching quality of the military dependents' school wasn't great! Although we ourselves weren't very diligent either...). After my father's "education" with his belt and my mother's tearful "attack", both sets of parents agreed that they couldn't let us go out into society to struggle — there were countless negative examples, and joining the army wasn't even an option — our whole family was already in the military, what would be the point of adding another? Besides, who knows when we'll liberate Taiwan, liberating Taiwan means going to war, and going to war means people will die... Parents who aren't afraid of sacrifice still don't want their children to sacrifice themselves on the battlefield. What about work? Now it's hard for college graduates to find good jobs, what kind of job could a high school graduate possibly get?... My parents, who never give gifts, operated under the principle that "the child's future is everything" and through connections and backdoors... finally got us into Ningbo's local police academy on September 1st.

  Last year, the two of us graduated from police school and were assigned to Ningbo Qianhu District Traffic Police Brigade as traffic police! (Oh my god! I wanted to be a SWAT officer! What's good about being a traffic cop without a gun?!)

  It was already midnight, and Shi Bingyu drove his car towards Qianhu Farm.

  Qianhu Farm is run by the East Sea Fleet, and in addition to growing various vegetables and fruits, there's also a shooting range. Because it's deep in the mountains, even if you're firing heavy machine guns, nobody outside can hear it.

  Today, I made an appointment with Old Liu, who's in charge of the shooting range at Qianhu Farm. We'll go there after work to satisfy our gun cravings. However, Old Liu said he could prepare the targets, but as for the firearms and ammunition... you guys should bring your own! Damn it! I knew this kid wasn't being sincere! He thought we wouldn't be able to get guns, so he could sleep soundly without any responsibility!

  Luckily, our team leader is awesome. I told him that our unit needs to practice live-fire shooting, and he agreed to let us try it out first. Haha, I managed to swindle two automatic rifles and 300 rounds of ammunition from his dad! However, his dad said, "You'd better bring back the target papers, or else I'll skin you alive!" Haha, what a wonderful brotherly love!

  Note: Chinese automatic rifle

  Equipped with a white micro-sight and multi-purpose bayonet, can be mounted with a 35mm grenade launcher. The whole gun is light in weight, long in direct shooting distance, good in shooting density, and low in failure rate, lower than the most reliable AK series of former Soviet Union (failure rate

  Caliber:

  Initial velocity: 930 m/s

  Gun weight:

  Length: 746 mm

  Ammunition: 30

  Effective range: 400m

  Naturally, we don't have 35mm grenade launchers attached now.

  Santana police car on the mountain road, Ningbo summer night is still very sultry, I put down the window, took out a big red win point up, tape recorder out of thanks Feng "Because love so love".

  "Hey big brother, you're smoking but won't even offer one to your little brother?"

  "Damn! What are you smoking while driving?! Don't you know that driving and smoking is not allowed?! You're a traffic cop, aren't you?!"

  "It's precisely because I'm a traffic cop that I can smoke! Think about it, who dares to fine a traffic cop for violating traffic rules?"

  I handed him a cigarette "Be careful! Don't get so caught up in lighting your cigarette that you drive into the ditch!"

  "Don't you believe in my skills?! How could I make such a low-level mistake?! Huh? Why is it foggy in the summer?" As I looked ahead, under the high beam headlights, a thin layer of light blue mist suddenly appeared in front of us.

  "Be careful! Don't really drive into the ditch! I'm the only child in my family!"

  "Nonsense! Go away with the big wind! Spit! Spit! Spit! Crow's mouth!"

  "What! You dare scold me?!" — The car drove into the thin fog — "You... Brakes! Brakes!"

  "Big brother, stop messing around!!! Where did the road go???""Squeak........"

  The highway vanished suddenly, Santana disappeared in the thin fog.

  The next day.

  Yinzhou Evening News: A police car mysteriously disappeared while on duty, and the Public Security Bureau is currently conducting a full-scale search and rescue operation.

  According to reports, a police car from the Ningbo Qianhu Police Station went missing last night after completing its mission in the Siming Mountain area. The traffic police found obvious braking marks at the scene, but the marks suddenly disappeared 5 meters later. There were no signs of collision at the scene. Traffic accident experts said they couldn't understand what happened...

  "Watch out! Tree—"

  "Bang——"

  The Santana crashed into a pine tree and stopped, the hood popped up. A faint mist disappeared behind the Santana. I hit my head on the windshield of the car, and immediately a beautiful spider web appeared on the windshield. "How did you drive?! Do you want to kill someone?!"

  Shi Bingyu's face turned stupid and his mouth was wide open (this guy was scared silly), two streams of saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth. I punched him hard, "Wake up! Get off the bus!" The two of us got off the bus.

  How cold is it?! What's with the snow?!

  "What's over there? Big brother?" Shi Bingyu let out a cold warble, his hands wrapped around his chest as he jumped up and down. (We're still wearing our summer uniforms! It's freezing!!!)

  "How was I supposed to know?! Ah~~ Brrr! It's so cold!"

  The mountain is still the familiar one, but it's also very strange. We look back and see...

  Trees, pine trees, pine trees with snow. Where is the road?

  Summer - Winter. Highway - Pine Tree. ?

  Where are we now?!

  "Don't move! Who are you?!"

  I and Xiao Shi suddenly turned back, behind us appeared a group of disheveled people wearing tattered black cotton-padded jackets, holding big knives, axes, pitchforks, wooden clubs and whatnot.

  Is there still primitive people in modern Ningbo?!

  Those guys slowly surrounded us, looking like they'd seen a ghost. No way?! Although we weren't cool (Shi Bingyu had already forgotten that he thought he was handsome just now, but he must think he's very uncool now), it wasn't like...?!

  A woman in her thirties walked over, with four young men holding knives on either side of her, staring at us intently. I suddenly felt like I was going to be bitten by a snake, it's so dangerous... Unfortunately, the gun is still in the car, having a gun in hand makes me feel safer, but now...

  I've never been good at close combat with Shi Bingyu, I can handle one-on-one but not two-on-one, let alone the current situation where two people are fighting so many... surrendering is a better option!

  "What kind of people are you?" The woman suddenly spoke to us, pointing at Santana "What kind of monster is this?" Monster?! No way?! Haven't these people ever seen a car before?!

  "We are police officers. Something unexpected happened while we were on duty," I pointed to the sedan, "This is our police car. Excuse me, sister, where is this place? Why is it so cold in summer?"

  The people around me looked at me with an incredulous gaze, as if I was speaking a foreign language.

  "Summer?! It's winter now! Police? What is police?"

  What is the police?! Oh my god! How can the police be a thing?!

  Shi Bingyu said: "Sister, the police are not things! (I punched that guy hard - what's called the police aren't things?! He's not a thing, he's from the south and north!) Ah! The police are a kind of work."

  "What is a police car then? And what are the police actually doing?"

  "The police are responsible for maintaining social order, ensuring people's lives are stable and secure, and cracking down on all illegal criminal activities." I pointed to the police car "That is our vehicle for carrying out official duties!"

  There were a few curious people who cautiously walked up to the car and reached out to touch its front.

  "Don't move! Danger!!......"

  When I called, it was already too late. All I saw was a guy who seemed to have his hand pinched by a crab and jumped three feet high! "Wow, scalded to death!" The guy took his hand to grab the water tank, of course, there's nothing good to eat.

  The people around were startled and even more believed it was a monster.

  "Beat it! Beat the monster to death!"

  Some people have already started hitting the carriage with wooden sticks. My car!~~~~~~~"You all shut up!" The woman turned her head and shouted loudly.

  I looked at it more and more, feeling that something was wrong. Modern people are not so ignorant, right?! "Sister, I'll ask you, what year is it now?" The woman turned her head around, looking at me strangely "It's the eleventh year of Xinkai now! You don't even know this?!" The eleventh year of Xinkai?! What era is this?! Both Shi Bingyu and I were stunned. (Our history only knows about Tang Song Yuan Ming Qing, Guangxu Tongzhi Kangxi Qianlong of the Qing dynasty... what's Xinkai?! Is it the Han dynasty or Eastern Jin dynasty?!)

  "Sister, can I ask again, what dynasty is it now?"

  I believe everyone present thought they had encountered a madman, and their eyes clearly told me so.

  "What dynasty?! Now is Taiping Heavenly Kingdom! We are fighting against Qing demons!"

  The Taiping Heavenly Kingdom?!! You've got to be kidding me!!! Am I dreaming???

  I exchanged a glance with Shi Bingyu, and suddenly both of us punched each other in the face with our right fists.

  It seems it's not a dream!

  Oh God! How did we end up in ancient times?! And on a battlefield?!