The First Volume ?? Reborn from Bathing in Fire Chapter 25 It Could Have Been Even More Wonderful
"Hurry up, you bunch of trash, hurry...".
The sound of "Qiao Yan Wang" shouting and yelling is ringing in our ears, but why do I feel that this guy has a somewhat gloating tone? His eyes, full of smiles, looking at the new recruits, are probably already telling us that his 'scheme' has succeeded again.
The messy footsteps, the heavy breathing, the cup fell to the ground, and a brother's water bottle was hung on the backpack, which made a clattering sound all the way from the dormitory to the training field. These strange sounds reached an extreme, playing a miserable overture for our first emergency assembly.
What a chaotic scene it was, as I was buttoning up my shirt and putting on my backpack, I looked up to see some comrades hugging their backpacks, others not even wearing hats, and one guy was only wearing one shoe, with his foot bare, his face seemingly about to burst into tears...
Good heavens! We're just like a bunch of deserters whose old nest has been robbed, where's the slightest bit of China's heroic soldier image?!
"Ah, you little scoundrel, how did you get here so early? And yet you still look so neat and tidy? The heavens are truly blind!"
I and Peng Zhen looked at Xie Jian standing among our defeated troops with a calm face, impeccably dressed, which gave us a strong sense of incongruity. This intense contrast immediately drove us to the brink of madness. Looking into his eyes was like telling him that his name was "Bizarre".
"Haha, it's nothing, actually the reason is very simple!"
Still smiling with a thick face, even with a somewhat honest appearance, but the words that came out were extremely sinister: "I just didn't take off my clothes to sleep."
"You're really selfish and have no sense of loyalty!"
Peng Zhuo was still there, buttoning up his shirt and tightening his backpack, with contempt in his eyes, he cursed: "You knew it but didn't tell us, I curse you!"
"Alas, I'm also unsure! What if he didn't sound the emergency assembly!"
Xie Jian smiled wryly and made a helpless gesture, as if extremely innocent, saying: "Do you want to hear me talk about wearing clothes to sleep? After that, won't you curse me? So I've decided not to tell you after all!"
How shameless! At this moment, Peng Zhen and I simultaneously extended our middle fingers at this scum...
"Attention!"
"Right dress!"
"Look ahead!"
"Report!"
“1、2、3、4——33！”
"Report to Comrade Company Commander, new recruit squad one should have 32 people, and actually has 32 people, please instruct! Reporter is new recruit squad one deputy squad leader Liu Jin!"
"Report to Comrade Company Commander, new recruit second squad should have 28 people, but only 27 are present, one is absent due to illness. Please instruct! Reported by Wang Yulong, acting squad leader of the second squad of new recruits!"
Seeing our row of over thirty people, except for Xie Jian who seemed to be completely unaffected by the emergency assembly, everyone else looked like a group of refugees. A cold smile flashed across 'Qiao Yan Wang's face as he bellowed orders at us.
"Halt!"
"Attention!"
Then he ran towards the front of Kuang Lianchang in the right front.
"Report to Comrade Company Commander, new recruit squad three should have thirty-three people, and actually has thirty-three people, please instruct! The reporter is the deputy squad leader of new recruit squad three, Qiao Chunnan!"
"Fall in!"
In the cold wind, Lieutenant Colonel Liang gave a military salute to three new recruits, and then gave us all an order that made me feel like I was trapped in a nightmare: "Everyone jump in place three times!"
Bangs and crashes were endless, the bag was not buckled tightly, the backpack was not tied up, and even the pants belt had not been tied in time. Suddenly it became lively, even my white towel that was not hung on the backpack was also suffered from the dust on the ground. Peng Ze was unbearable, this kid didn't even bring his gun holster, only to hear the sound of his canteen and water bottle colliding, which became a different scenery.
"Comrades in the first row, seventh column, second row, third and sixth columns, third row... Comrades in the third row, second column, eighth column... stay behind, stand by, all other personnel 5km cross-country run! Now depart!"
Look, the comrade in the second row of the third platoon, eighth from the left, is that Xie Jian guy. Except for him cheating successfully, our entire third platoon was almost completely defeated. What a scoundrel! He became a hero by himself and didn't even think to remind his comrades. Looking at that face of his that always has a smile on it, I really wanted to step on it hard and turn it into a rotten bitter melon.
"Run fast, losers! I'll take the last three!"
As soon as we heard the strange cry of "Qiao Yan Wang" gloating over our misfortune, we immediately surrendered and rushed out of the camp gate with our tails between our legs.
The night is as beautiful as a song, the moonlight is like a lantern, and the cold wind brings warmth. What a poetic night it is! A heroic unit of the Beijing Military Region rushed out with a group of refugees, some carrying backpacks, others barefoot, and one holding up his pants... Ha ha... Such a night seems too wonderful.
"Haha, you're running pretty fast!"
Without the constraints of leg bindings, vests and belts, Peng Zuo and I finally knew our true strength today. We took off our hats, although sweat was streaming down our faces and white steam was rising from our heads, but we were undoubtedly the first to finish the five-kilometer run without a doubt. However, just as we arrived at the camp gate, we saw Comrade Xie Jian fully armed.
Xie Jian's smile on his face seemed a bit bitter for the first time, and in his hand he was holding the leg wraps, backrests, and waistbands of Peng Zuo and me. We immediately felt that something was wrong.
"First of all, I have some good news to tell you, which is that I got caught. Actually, Qiao Pailang already knew that I didn't sleep naked, but he deliberately didn't say anything?!"
Xie Jian looked at us with a sincere face, then smiled mischievously and said:
"Next, I've got some bad news for you," said Jo. "As men, it's your duty to keep your promises. You all said that during training, these things would become a part of your bodies, but you haven't done that! In fact, he's already given you the chance - he deliberately put them in your pants, but you didn't even realize it! So you've been caught too!"
"What will happen?"
No wonder they said they couldn't find their pants? Is that what happened? We immediately felt the danger approaching, and stared blankly at Xie Jian, not knowing what to say.
Xie Jian this kid actually shrugged, smiled and said: "Nothing much, just that you guys are lucky enough to run another 5km cross-country with me, and these things you can't do without!"
"My day!"
Peng Zhen and I let out a scream at the same time, and almost simultaneously kicked this kid.
But Xie Jian seemed to have been prepared, he let out a strange laugh and jumped away to the side, then threw the thing in his hand towards us, turned around and ran, while running, he was still smiling sinisterly and said:
"Haha, I'm leaving first. 'Qiao Yan Wang' also said that if we don't return within 40 minutes, he'll call an emergency assembly for the three of us again!"
"Why didn't you say so earlier!"
Holy Mother of Mary! Curse this scum, let's get dressed quickly.
To be honest, I didn't have much of a resistant mood towards 'Qiao Yan Wang's' punishment this time. After all, what he said was right, and I did make a promise to Huang Liang. It's just that I didn't expect 'Qiao Yan Wang' would also have a moment of talking reason, it really made me feel unexpected!
Looking at the distant comrades who have already finished running five kilometers and returned, I helplessly let out a long sigh to the sky, haha... This night can be even more 'wonderful'!
