Chapter 47: Girl, you have to bring out the flavor

  What is "a bolt from the blue"?

  Yun Cong knew a joke he had seen in his own world: A doctor asked a patient how he broke his bones, and the patient said, "I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I leaned against the utility pole to shake them out." The doctor was puzzled and asked him if shaking his shoes could cause a fracture. The patient retorted angrily, "Damn it! Some idiot walked by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two whacks!"

  There is a guy named Yelü Chirai, and at this moment, his feelings are similar to those of the patient. Originally, today's Zhongfu was enough to lose face, being defeated by Yun Zheng, a small general, with just one blow, but fortunately, the beautiful lady of Qinghua County, the number one beauty of the Liao State, came to rescue him personally. He thought she had taken a liking to him, but unexpectedly, she started chatting with that little thief from the Yun family about some useless Han poetry. Yelü Chirai wanted to scold them for being useless, thinking that martial arts were the real deal, but he remembered being defeated by Yun Zheng earlier and couldn't say anything. Finally, they stopped talking about those dizzying things, and Qinghua County Lady left him behind, taking all the strong men from his army with her, leaving him alone to lead the remnants of his troops in a desperate breakout.

  Fine, I'll break through the siege then. After all, I'm the vanguard general, it's my duty, so be it。 But that little white face from the Yun family is also rushing onto the battlefield, wanting to chase after our Great Liao's beauty... Alright, you have the skills, go ahead and chase。 However, if you're going to chase, then just chase; even if I don't have time to deal with you right now, let you show off your heroism for a bit。 But when you conveniently pick up a broken gun and use it as a flying dart, shooting it into my butt, that's just too much!

  However, Yun Zheng obviously didn't care about Yelü Chilie's anger. When he threw that "tag spear", although it had the meaning of injuring Yelü Chilie and making it more likely for his subordinates to capture him, there was another reason - he was very displeased with the way Yelü Chilie looked at Qionghua County Lord earlier. This has nothing to do with whether Yun Zheng wanted to pursue her or not, because Yun Zheng also knew that with his identity, it wouldn't be a problem to pursue a princess of Great Wei, but pursuing a county lord of Liao would be almost impossible. He was displeased simply out of a man's habit - when he looked at beautiful women himself, he could fantasize, but others couldn't do the same, especially when that person was his defeated subordinate.

  Because of this, Yun Cong looked at Ye Lu Ci Lei with great displeasure. If he could shoot and kill Ye Lu Ci Lei with one arrow, that would be even better. Yun Cong absolutely wouldn't mind doing such a thing from behind, but since Ye Lu Ci Lei's martial arts skills were quite good and there were many soldiers around, Yun Cong could only secretly throw out a broken spear to poke into his butt.

  Then, Yun Zhēng continued his performance of "Treading Snow Without a Trace".

  Treading snow without a trace, in Cloud's case, seems to be completely against the laws of physics, but at this moment he can almost do it - almost, still a bit off. But even with Cloud's performance, sprinting past and leaving only extremely shallow footprints on the snowy ground, in the midst of falling snow, disappearing without a trace within half an hour is still something that even he himself cannot understand.

  Just like he still can't explain what the internal force inside his body is all about until now.

  Yun Cong didn't realize that he had already run for half a time, and the footprints of the Lord of Qionghua County and Beishan Wuxue in front of him were becoming clearer and clearer, it seemed that they were about to catch up.

  Just as he was thinking, the snowflakes falling from the sky suddenly became fewer and fewer, seemingly showing signs of clearing up. Yun Cong had almost zero experience in Jianghu, so he didn't know if this was a good or bad thing. However, after having a taste of being a master for the first time, Yun Xiaojian's heart didn't feel any fear at all.

  The prince of Liao, although he himself didn't believe he had a chance with her, was still interested in having some ambiguous relationship with her due to his nature as a loving man. Moreover, he wasn't familiar with the customs of the Liao people, and if things could really happen that way, it would be even better - but he didn't know whether Old Man Cold Face would get angry if he found out. However, theoretically speaking, there was no reason for him to get angry - after all, I'm his son, not his daughter, so how could I possibly lose out?

  Back in the day when I wasn't a time-traveler, Yun Zhen was so envious of those ancient people. Look at Jia Baoyu, surrounded by girls all day long, and he had his first romantic experience with Xiangling at the age of ten; Yun Zhen, on the other hand, was in third grade when he was ten years old, still shouting slogans like "We are the successors of socialism!" And then there's Emperor Kangxi, who became emperor at the age of eight and held absolute power by fifteen or sixteen. Yun Zhen, on the other hand, had just entered elementary school at the age of eight and was only in high school at fifteen or sixteen. Sigh, being an emperor is so great, you can marry three thousand wives and be extremely happy. He later calculated that if each dormitory room could hold six girls, one floor would have twenty rooms, which means it could hold one hundred and twenty girls, and with six floors in a building, that's seven hundred and twenty girls. To accommodate three thousand wives, you'd need four or five buildings! He didn't dare to hope for marrying three thousand wives, that was too many, he couldn't handle it, so he modestly removed the "thousand" character from his wish, thinking that if he could just marry thirty wives, he would be content and satisfied for this lifetime.

  But this person, no matter what he does, must have style. Being a human being requires having humanity, playing ball requires having sportsmanship, and even being a philanderer requires having taste.

  What is a playboy? Zeng Cui once saw an exquisite discussion in a classic book of his time: "Never confuse a playboy with a pervert, a playboy is absolutely a pervert, but a pervert is not necessarily a playboy, because this involves a serious question of level and taste! To become a playboy, a handsome face, deep eyes, and an intoxicating smile are indispensable... As the saying goes, "lust also has its way", a pervert can be indiscriminate and react to all female creatures, but a playboy is different, he must be extremely selective and strict in his selection of women, this is the profession of a playboy - hunting beauties, not just physically, but also spiritually!

  Yun Cong has always been extremely in agreement with this view, and has consistently believed that the gap between different types of men leads to situations where one type of man is sought after by women like a magnet, while another type is abandoned like a worn-out shoe.

  Now, Yun Zhēng, who has crossed over, thinks that his preconditions are already sufficient to develop into a playboy. So, although he has crossed over to an era where it is not illegal to take multiple wives, he no longer regards marrying many wives as a goal like he did in the past.

  His current view is: picking up girls, the key lies in the quality of the girl, and the process of picking her up. So, the better the quality, and the harder it is to pick up, the more interesting it becomes... Yun Zhēn made a firm decision at this moment - a kind that is even more sincere than reciting the oath of allegiance - if you want to pick someone up, you have to do it with style!

  Now there are two very challenging goals, aren't there?

  The snowflakes grew smaller, but a certain young hero's face was filled with an increasingly mischievous smile...

  The dividing line of a young hero

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