Chapter 3: Heaven's Pool (Revised Draft)

  The thick clouds in the sky blocked out the moon, and it grew even darker in the woods. The road was no longer visible, and all I could see was the vague white mosquito netting. I felt my way back to the edge of the police flower's mosquito netting.

  The closer I get, the more my heart beats wildly. Is it to pick flowers or guard them by their side? My mind can't make up! But I also clearly know that if I miss today's opportunity, there won't be many chances left in the future! With such an excellent girl and so many elite "flower guardians", the probability of this small policeman is really too small!

  The mosquitoes hummed, urging me to make a quick decision: whether to stay and let them feast on me, or retreat into the fragrant chamber to indulge in carnal pleasures. Of course, they welcomed my staying outside, providing them with a free dinner!

  Damn it, I'm not that stupid! I gritted my teeth and lifted up the mosquito net to crawl inside.

  Although it was dark and I couldn't see anything, I also felt that she had really left half of the bed for me.

  I quickly threw off my clothes and slipped under her covers.

  I may have startled her, she slightly moved her body, stuck to mine, and then fell asleep again with a slight snore.

  She's too tired, a delicate little flower, today she actually walked so many roads, can't be tired?

  I stretched out my hand and hugged her: Mom, she's only wearing a three-point set!

  Just then, the girl moved again, muttering something indistinctly, and snoring resumed.

  Is she really sleeping or just pretending to sleep? Ah, yes, girls are always reluctant to take the initiative in such matters. She's already hinting at me with her little butt, isn't that a clear sign that she's letting me have my way? If I hesitate any further, wouldn't that be too pathetic?

  As I thought of this, my body leaned forward and merged with hers!

  The girl let out a loud shriek and struggled to sit up, kicking and scratching with her hands and feet.

  The girl cried and scolded, but I don't care about these anymore. Now the arrow is on the bowstring and must be shot!

  The girl gradually stopped struggling and instead hummed from her nose.

  I killed her three times in a row, and then she didn't move or shout anymore. I knew she must have fainted!

  I loosened my tight grasp on her hands, turned her body over, and was about to hold her in a hug to sleep together. Who knew that at this moment, she suddenly used all her might with both hands and feet, and kicked me out of the mosquito net in one swift motion.

  Damn, I fell on my butt and it hurts so much. And to make matters worse, the mosquitoes are cheap and came rushing up with a whoosh, running to take advantage of me, biting and stinging fiercely, covering my whole body in dense red bumps!

  Before I could get up, Huang Fei flew over from the mosquito net and started punching me while riding on me.

  "Good heavens, are you going to kill me? I quickly rolled away from her body, got up and ran. She chased after me, shouting and scolding: 'You big rascal, you lecher! Why did you ruin my 30 years of chastity? Return my innocence to me!'"

  "Ah, what's going on? Did I get confused or something? A 20-something beauty like her, how did she become a silly auntie in her thirties?! I was running and sneaking a laugh! But after running for a bit, I couldn't laugh anymore: "Did I mistake the person? Her voice doesn't even sound like Huang Fei's!"

  But this idea was immediately denied by me: "In the deep mountains and old forests, where did so many women come from?"

  It's really weird now, two young boys and girls running wildly in the mountains with their buttocks exposed, it's simply like a third-rate movie!

  Oh no, I was in such a hurry to run away that I didn't even look at the road, and now I've ended up running into the water! I wanted to stop, but the woman's shouting behind me just got closer and closer: "You scoundrel, return my innocence!"

  No choice, in front of me is the lake water, behind me are the chasing soldiers, I'd rather run, at least it's better than falling into that crazy woman's hands! Damn, Huang Fei can be really intimidating when she gets angry! I hastily ran towards the water, and Huang Fei didn't chase after me, instead standing there shouting: "Come back, where do you think you're going? Where are you putting me?"

  Go back? Am I stupid? Even if you kill me, I won't go back! —— No way, I still have to go back!

  It's not that I'm afraid of water, the city's swimming silver medalist has never been afraid of water before. It's Huang Fei who can't handle it, she rushed into the water and started drinking, it's likely to be fatal!

  I rushed over, carried Huang Fei to the shore, controlled her water, and gave her artificial respiration. After great effort, she suddenly spat out a mouthful of water, spraying my face with smelly water, and I couldn't even open my eyes.

  My face wasn't even dry yet, and the tender flesh on my thigh was pinched to the point of burning pain. She started cursing: "You big rascal, return my innocence!" As she spoke, a fist landed squarely on my eye socket. I knew I was in trouble, so I took off running again, but somehow ended up back in the water!

  With a splash, she somehow ended up in the water too. I was really worried that something might happen to her, so I rushed over and hugged her: "Feifei, you know I love you, right?"

  The girl kicked and scratched: "Who is your Feifei? Return my innocence!"

  I held her tightly, and she sobbed and murmured: "You big scoundrel, why did you ruin Yan's innocence! You must take responsibility for Yan!"

  "Swallow? Not FeiFei?" I was stunned, quickly turned her face over, and at this time the moon hiding in the clouds also came out. I took a closer look, oh no! The woman in front of me was not Huang Fei, but an unfamiliar, stunningly beautiful woman who was not one bit inferior to Huang Fei! Actually, it's not surprising that I misrecognized her, her devilish figure and height were not much different from Huang Fei's, only a little more curvaceous than Huang Fei's.

  I was stunned, it's too absurd, unrecognizable, and messed up someone else's body. Who would believe me if I said I made a mistake?

  The girl's two small fists rained down on my chest: "Return my innocence, return my innocence! Big bad egg, big lecher, what do you want to do with me?"

  What else can I do? She's already been ruined, and we're married. Is there a second way out? I didn't say anything, just held her and walked towards the shore!

  Damn it, the moon knows my heart, what do you know? I'm here for Huang Fei, how could you help me switch to someone else?! And you, Yan Er, what are you doing running into the mountains in the middle of the night as a big girl? You sleep, just sleep, why must you take off all your clothes?! Aren't you tempting innocent young men into crime?!

  The girl saw my dazed expression, and she stopped crying. She wrapped her arms around my neck, pressed her face against my chest, and whispered: "You big scoundrel, you stole someone's body, how could you also steal someone's heart? Are you going to let people live anymore? Thirty years of innocence were ruined by you!"

  I was stunned: "It seems that I will have to hold this woman for a lifetime, oh heavens, your level of messing up the marriage is too terrible!"