Chapter 1: Operation Hunt for Beauty (Revised Draft)

  Stop, stop, don't write anymore. What kind of book are you writing? Who's being humiliated here? What's with the wind and rain detective? Am I the one who's windy and rainy? I've been a detective for three years now, and I'm still a standard virgin? I'm already 26 and haven't even had a romantic relationship with any woman? Look at this girl in front of me, if I don't come up with a plan to win her over, am I still a man?

  What, is it worth it? Are you blind? Take a look at the one in front of me, that master, not worth chasing! This is me, if I don't let you chase, wouldn't you jump off the building?! Have you seen that ancient writer's East House Girl, what adds one point is too long, subtracts one point is too short, those words are written to perfection, unfortunately found the wrong person, those words were wasted on her, if they were written for Huang Fei, that would be just right! Such a beautiful policewoman, only a fool wouldn't want to pick her!

  What an imperial concubine, don't get it wrong, the yellow of the rainbow is not the emperor's Huang, nor is it the fragrant Phi of Fang, but the wife of a feudal society! What kind of person are you, always thinking about those bourgeois ladies and misses? Ah, yes, they are the mistresses of feudal society!

  Today, the first step of this hunting action has basically won a great victory. Look, on the mountain path, a handsome young couple is walking towards me - What are you laughing at? You writers always start with such romantic affairs when writing books, don't you?

  I had a bad day today, our case encountered a strange bullet head, and we need to consult with Lin Yan, a famous firearms expert in our country. Director Zhang asked me to go to Motian Ridge, more than 80 miles away, to invite an expert for technical appraisal. I packed my bag and was about to leave when you stared at me with wide eyes, thinking that going to Motian Ridge is as simple as taking the highway bus? Let me tell you, even if we take the big bus, it's not counted in the distance, after getting off the bus there are still more than 80 miles of mountain roads, and if things don't go well, I might have to spend a night on the mountain. Don't bring luggage or prepare food and drink? Actually, I'm not that picky, I don't need everything prepared perfectly, that's for my female boss. Just as I was about to leave Director Zhang's office, he called me back: "It's not convenient for you to go alone, we should assign a female colleague to go with you! Oh, do whatever is convenient for you, choose whoever you want!"

  I'm a thick-skinned person. As soon as I heard about this cheap deal, I immediately fixed my eyes on it: "Really let me choose?"

  "You're talking nonsense! I'm a big shot director, when did my words not count? You tell me, who should give in to whom? I guarantee no refuting!" Director Zhang patted his big belly and gave me a reassuring nod.

  I hit the snake with a stick and immediately stared at it saying: "I don't want anyone else, I only want the new arrival Huang Fei!"

  Director Zhang was stunned, Xiaoying is the provincial women's sanda champion this year, and also a top student from Harbin Shipbuilding College, and the dish is particularly delicate. It took Director Zhang great effort to get her into the police force. He treasures her like a precious gem, afraid of losing her if he doesn't hold on tight. I, as a military officer, have ruined his plans! I'm worried about getting in trouble, so I quickly added two more sentences: "Forget it then, don't make things difficult for Director Zhang! Actually, it's nothing, even directors have moments where they talk big! Forget it, forget it, let's pretend I didn't say anything! You just keep an eye on her and give her to whoever you want!"

  As soon as I said that, he really got angry again. He patted his belly and said: "Alright, you little brat! But you have to behave yourself!"

  As for this policewoman, I really have a good relationship with her. I remember that day when the young men in the police station heard that a new female officer was assigned to our department, they all ran out like ducks. I didn't know what happened and followed them to the courtyard in a daze. Who made my legs so fast? In three or five steps, I rushed to the front of the group, and before I figured out what was going on, I bumped into someone and pushed her into my arms. At that time, my brain reacted quickly, afraid of hurting her, so I instinctively wrapped my arms around her and closed my eyes, then fell backwards! Bang, I heavily fell to the ground, and my butt hurt terribly, and I started sweating at once!

  It's okay, the person I bumped into didn't seem to be hurt at all, and was even embracing me tightly on my body, definitely not injured anywhere. Damn it, he seemed so comfortable, while I almost got killed!

  I hadn't even opened my eyes yet and I had already incurred the wrath of everyone. A group of sworn brothers who normally got along with me were scolding me: "Dalong, you're really too lustful! Someone just arrived and you're already trying to take advantage of them? Can't you let go of their hand? Look at where your hands are!"

  "You rascal, you may not be good at anything else, but picking flowers is top-notch! As soon as you see a pretty one, you can't help but take action!"

  I was knocked out and struggled to open my eyes, and oh my god, a pair of beautiful big eyes were so close to me, staring at me with a blink. Am I that handsome? Worth being looked at like this? Hmm, why is my body so soft? I took another look and was shocked to see a head full of hair! Oh no, I'm in big trouble, a stunningly beautiful policewoman was wrapped in my arms, lying on top of me, her high and firm chest pressed tightly against mine. One of my arms was tightly wrapped around the girl's slender waist, my fingers pressing firmly onto her soft skin, while my other hand was affectionately caressing the round and soft small buttocks of the policewoman. My mouth was stuck to the policewoman's red and delicate small lips, in a passionate bear hug and kiss.

  Mom's, this is definitely a dead end! Wait for the girl to give you a slap in the face, wait for your partners to scold you, and also wait for the leader to yell at you.

  "Who would have thought that little policewoman suddenly burst out laughing: 'Brother Long, you're so skilled! I was thinking this time I'd be crushed to death, but after all the commotion, I got a super big pillow, it's so soft and comfortable!'"

  She got up from me, stretched out her small hand to pull me, coughed, and at that time I didn't know how to be so decadent, was scared and jumped up, scattered like a duck and ran away, hid in the office and didn't dare come out again.

  For this unforgettable encounter, I've been avoiding Little Policewoman, but the more I avoid her, the faster my heart grows restless, and the more I think about that softness from that day, the more I want to be with her. Today, I took a deep breath and opened up the matter!

  Now I'm in big trouble, usually I have a good relationship with people, but suddenly I became the public enemy of all the guys on the team.

  "Big Blanket" (that's what the young guys in our team have been calling me since that bear-hug incident) actually dared to make a move on Little Policewoman, which made her fan club of little brothers furious. As I was preparing my backpack, those little rascals intentionally bumped into me, poked me, kicked me, and glared at me, with some even saying: "Watch out, don't mess up that flower!" "Be careful, she's a master's degree holder, you can't just stick that flower anywhere!" Dammit, what are they mumbling about? Can't they see I'm the fertilizer that makes flowers bloom more beautifully? Besides, how can you pick flowers without touching them? Are they going to fall into your hands on their own? Wouldn't it be a waste for this pack of wolves if they didn't get their paws on them? Now I've finally figured it out - when the time is right, I'll make my move and sweep across the nine provinces with flair!

  As soon as we left the highway, we had to climb mountains. The big mountains here are all rugged and difficult to walk on, with rocks everywhere, winding paths, crossing rivers, climbing up high, and crawling down low. I was worried that the little girl wouldn't be able to make it down, but who knew that after a whole day, she didn't fall once? She just kept her face scrunched up and walked quickly ahead on the mountain path, as if I owed her 800 taels of silver or something!

  Damn it, why are you avoiding me? Am I that unworthy in your eyes? Why were you so affectionate with me that day? Was the whole thing an act when I got hurt?!

  He's actually quite handsome, with a slender face, sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes. He's 180cm tall, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist, all muscle and no fat, the perfect example of a healthy and beautiful man. His only flaw is his extremely pale skin, the kind that doesn't tan no matter how much sun it gets. In other places, this would be enough to make him a lady-killer, but in our police force, it's not enough. Despite being a top graduate from the police academy with a master's degree and excellent marksmanship and hand-to-hand combat skills, he's still just a pretty boy, a symbol of uselessness.

  But she's ignoring me, I have to pursue her, or else all my hard-earned chances with the babe will be wasted! If I go back now, I'll really become a dumped loser!

  "Feifei, let me carry your things for you!" I'm being overly eager to help.

  "No need, I need exercise!" She said in a pleasant voice, but her words were icy.

  Time to climb the mountain, I rushed forward, stretched out my loving hands, but she didn't even look at me and grabbed a rock to climb up herself. Damn, she's quite stubborn, I like it!

  What is the third secret of Baoniu? To have unyielding determination, even if you fail a thousand times, dare to come again a thousand and one times! Ten thousand and one times! A hundred thousand and one times! Must be defeated and fight again, bubble to the end!

  The opportunity has finally arrived, Comrade Lin Yan went to pick herbs on Mount Mote, I estimate it will take at least ten days or half a month for him to come down, I must go up the mountain to find him! If she goes up the mountain, she can't not go, as long as she goes, she has to use me to pull her, use me to support her, use me...to carry her on my back.

  How did you carry it? It was those crow-mouthed people who said "don't spoil her", but as soon as we reached the middle of the mountain, she rolled down and fell, nothing serious happened to her, there were small straps tied around my waist, but my ankle was sprained and I couldn't walk, so she got on my back!

  Actually, I still have a loving heart for you. When I saw the steep cliff of the mountain, I said: "Feifei, don't go up there, the road is not easy to walk on, don't get hurt! Let me go up myself, and you wait in the village!"

  Who knew she had a natural stubbornness, the more I said no, the more she wanted to try, she didn't even bother with me, tidied up her clothes and shoes, without even looking at me, and led the way climbing up the mountain.

  I'm really afraid she'd fall, so I immediately said: "Why don't we tie a small rope between us? In case I lose my footing and slip, you can still pull me up!"

  She burst out laughing: "You're really good at talking, saying the opposite! Alright, I've decided to let you win this round!" And just like that, we were tied together.

  Haha, I almost got thrilled at that time, my plan to pick up girls took another step forward!