Chapter 5: Disaster Strikes the Red Wall

  Feifei was sleeping soundly, when I was pushed by a swallow and fell on top of her body. She was startled and sat up with a "mom" and saw me lying there naked. She was furious and straddled my leg, slapping my butt with a loud "slap": "You big bad egg, you big pervert, you big rascal! You didn't even say hello before pouncing on someone's body. Do you want to force yourself on me? Don't you put me in your eyes? What do you think I am?"

  When did you, silly girl, not understand? I just want to treat you as my wife! At this time, I no longer hesitated, turned over and pressed her down, Huang Fei let out a sharp cry, her body stiffened there, tears flowed down her delicate face.

  The red flowers are flying, passion is overflowing everywhere, and I've started another fierce battle of wits with a new beautiful woman!

  Mom, what happened tonight is so confusing, I couldn't have imagined it even in my dreams!

  Things went incredibly smoothly from then on. As I was hugging Huang Fei and lying in bed, I told her about Shu Tian's matter. She was so excited that she sat up immediately: "What are you waiting for? Let's practice together!"

  "This must be practiced by a man and two women together!" I recited the training requirements of Shu Tian Jue to her, and she giggled: "Is there such a martial art? Isn't this taking advantage of you? Alright, for the sake of promoting our country's precious martial arts heritage, I'll agree. You go find another girl who is willing to share a stinky man with me!" However, I have one condition: no using force! If she doesn't want to, not only will our martial arts practice be bad, but you'll also get accused of rape! You can't just leave me behind and ignore me. It has to be consensual, like Zhou Yu and Huang Gai."

  I immediately told her how I discovered the secret manual with Yan Er, how I misunderstood, and how I ended up in a relationship with Yan Er. She laughed so hard she was crying, pulled my earlobe and said: "Did you get permission from Yan Jie to come here? You lured her to this desolate mountain, hugged her, kissed her, and then thought you could just dump her? Are you shameless or what? No way, today I'll punish you with 300 more [kicks]!" And she rode on top of me!

  That day, the three of us started practicing Shu Tian Jue!

  This skill is indeed top-notch, not only refreshing and calming, but also makes intimate activities particularly comfortable, without any feeling of fatigue.

  It wasn't until dawn broke that the three of us fell asleep in each other's arms.

  I woke up after a nap and it was already noon. I put on my clothes, thinking of taking my gun outside for a stroll, to find some wild game and solve today's hunger.

  Before I could leave, Yan'er emerged from the mosquito net naked: "Don't hunt wild beasts, this is a no-hunting zone! Isn't there a Tianchi Lake over there? Go catch fish in the water!"

  Catch fish? I have fish running fast in the water! Fish catch me is just so-so!

  She saw me hesitating and pulled me to run towards the lake, when we reached the lake, without even stopping her footsteps, she jumped into the water.

  I was stunned and quickly jumped into the lake to rescue her: "This silly girl, doesn't she know she can't swim?"

  As I dived into the water and took a look, I was really stunned: the swallow was swimming lightly and quickly in the water, her snowy body, just like a beautiful mermaid playing in the water!

  It wasn't until now that I realized, the scene of her drinking water last night was completely to thoroughly conquer my improvisational performance! Unfortunately, this clumsy actor is still in the dark!

  In a moment, she swam to my side, holding a big carp of three or four kilograms with one hand, and said proudly: "How about it, husband? Do you have any thoughts? Are you regretting yesterday's heroic rescue in the water?"

  I took the carp and nodded, saying: "If I had known that my wife was a beautiful mermaid, I wouldn't have come back to save you!"

  Swallow smiled slightly: "Then you will have lost Swallow forever, you are the one who came back and forth, I decided to spend this life with you! You stole Swallow's heart! Swallow acknowledges being your wife!"

  I felt a chill in my heart, luckily I turned back to take a look at that time, otherwise how would I know she was pretending to drown? Wouldn't that be losing this lovely wife of mine?

  It seems that the swallow is really going to stay in the mountain for a year and a half, bringing all kinds of kitchen utensils, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, etc. Feifei's cooking skills are not bad, we had a fragrant braised fish, then three people swam in the water for half a day.

  We lived a carefree life in the mountains with one husband and two wives.

  In the evening, still practice those three refinements, let that passion burn freely.

  Time flies, we practiced on the mountain for 49 days, everything went smoothly at first, and after just one month, all three of us had a purple energy ball in our lower abdomen, reaching the third level of power. However, after the third level, the martial arts skills stopped improving, no matter how hard we practiced, it seemed that mastering this skill was not something that could be accomplished overnight, unfortunately, we had to reluctantly leave the mountain!

  Don't look at the difficulty of going up the mountain, now all three of us have some skills, and it's much easier to go down. Hurrying along, we arrived at the foot of the mountain where there was a road, but the sky was still dark and you couldn't see anyone in front of you. It wasn't as quiet here as it was on the mountain, with wolf howls and bear roars coming from time to time. I had no choice but to load my pistol with bullets, hold it in my hand, and sit down at the side of the road with my wives, waiting for a car to come by.

  If a person is unlucky, even drinking cold water can get stuck in their teeth. Three of us waited there until after midnight, but not a single car passed by! However, we didn't idle around, instead we sat cross-legged and practiced our internal energy, replenishing our own vital energy.

  Suddenly, a car appeared in the distance, its lights flashing as it drove towards us.

  I hastily grabbed the pistol and ran onto the road to wave down a car.

  Huang Fei also stood up, holding a handgun and pulling Lin Yan to welcome him.

  The car stopped abruptly more than a hundred meters away from us. Then, two people jumped out of the car and ran towards our direction at full speed.

  "Hey, stop! What are you running for?" I shouted out loud and also started chasing after him.

  Those two people ran even faster, like a pair of rabbits, jumping and leaping in a frantic manner, disappearing into the darkness in an instant.

  I walked back with my head hung low, and saw the two wives chasing after me. I said: "Forget it, let's go back and wait for them. Who knows what kind of medicine they've taken? They see people and run away, just like a rabbit!"

  Alas, it's really frustrating! I've been waiting stupidly for half the night, and even scared away a driver who encountered me. What can be said about this!

  The three of us walked up to the car and found it was a new Dongfeng 141 oil tanker, pulling a large tank full of oil.

  "What's he running for? Is he a bad guy?" Lin Yan opened the car door and looked up, asking curiously.

  I looked at the gun in my hand and chuckled: "Fifi and I each held a handgun, no wonder people thought we were robbers, how could they not be scared away?"

  Lin Yan shook her head: "Impossible, can't he see the police uniforms on you? I think he ran because you are police officers. This car must be problematic! Either it's smuggling or stolen goods! There must be something hidden in this car that can't be seen by ordinary people!"

  After finishing speaking, she got on the car, opened the oil tank cap and checked with a flashlight.

  Feifei didn't want to fall behind either, so she grabbed a small stick and jumped onto the cart, stirring inside with the stick.

  "Hurry up and come here, there's something inside, it's full, the stick can't even get in!" Feifei shouted.

  "It's a gun!" cried Swallow, rolling up his sleeve and pulling out a brand new AK-style automatic rifle from inside.

  I was shocked this time, and quickly climbed onto the car. I saw Yan'er pull out another identical automatic rifle. She said: "This is a Russian-made AK automatic rifle, fully loaded with hundreds of rounds. This is a major case of gun smuggling!"

  Damn it! Unfortunately, those two kids got away, otherwise we would have definitely made a big achievement when we get back!

  The swallow has a plan: "This is not good, this gun must be from the underworld, they lost so many guns, no matter what, they will think of ways to get them back, we can't just let them take advantage of us. We are in great danger now, we have to leave here immediately!"

  She said that, and I really felt the situation was quite grim. I immediately said: "Quickly get on the car, we'll leave this damned place right away! Shouldn't we let someone from the bureau come to meet us and take care of the things we've got so they don't get snatched by bad people?"

  "Cut it out! By the time they arrive, the cucumber dish will be cold. Now we have to save ourselves, no one can count on anyone else!"

  As soon as they got into the car, I immediately turned on the headlights and drove forward.

  Damn, Yaner was right, we had just rushed onto the plain for a short while when we found that more than ten motorcycles were chasing us from behind. The people sitting on the back of the motorcycles all held guns and kept firing at us.

  Damn, today it really came to a thrilling point, let's play a game of cops and robbers! I held the steering wheel with one hand and pulled out my gun with the other, cocking the trigger on my thigh. I rolled down the window, stuck my hand out and fired a shot. Immediately, a robber's motorcycle started swerving all over the road, crashing into several other motorcycles before flying off the embankment.

  The swallow saw it in the rearview mirror and clapped her hands excitedly, shouting: "Great, husband, you're great! Your marksmanship is too beautiful!"

  Fei'er also refused to show weakness, and with a flick of her wrist, another bandit who had charged forward was thrown into the ditch!

  But the situation became even more severe, bullets whizzed past our car, I didn't care about anything else, focusing all my attention on driving, accelerating to the limit!

  The car had just rushed onto a small bridge when the sky suddenly became thick with fog, so dense and black that nothing could be seen in front. I had no choice but to turn on the headlights and drive forward cautiously.

  This thick fog really saved us, the motorcycles behind were left far behind, and even the sound of the engine could not be heard. The silence all around was a welcome change. My tense heart began to relax, and my speed also slowed down to sixty beats per minute.

  After walking for about an hour, the fog gradually dissipated, but the car suddenly "crashed" into someone!

  He is indeed one person, a man wearing strange clothes!

  That guy was hit by a car and flew far away, falling onto the snowy ground. Snowy ground? Damn it, how did snow appear in the middle of summer?

  The swallow cried out: "Husband, how is it all snow outside?"

  "Quickly stop the car! How did we drive into a big wall? There are walls all around and no road. How did the car get in?"

  "My god, how chaotic is this? How can a car drive into the Great Wall? What Great Wall, my goodness, it looks like the city wall of Tiananmen! Running here and crashing into people, are you crazy? Isn't this a disaster waiting to happen?"

  "The swallow also cried out: 'Have we passed through a time tunnel?'"