Chapter 8: Minor Accomplishment of Power

  I only thought of it now, Long An only has the right to deploy troops, but not financial power. To secretly support so many soldiers, I must solve the financial resources first. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but worry about the next move! But on the surface, I didn't dare show it, and still smiled and said: "Money is easy to handle, don't worry about silver, I have my own way to solve it! You just focus on your affairs!"

  After Long An left, I had Xiao Fuzi prepare two sets of young eunuch clothes for Yan'er and Fei'er. The two of them originally had long hair down to their shoulders, and Xiao Fuzi helped them braid it into big braids. After putting on the clothes, wearing the calabaza hats, and getting dressed up, they looked just like two handsome young servants, still as lovely as before!

  I had Xiaofuzi bring Yaner and Feier to move all the things we brought in the car into my bedroom. The three of us counted the things we brought to this world and found that apart from the computer, Yaner also had a camera that could take pictures at once, which was quite good, and two boxes of negatives. I said happily: "These things can be used!"

  Fei rolled her eyes: "What's wrong with you, want to open a photo studio or something?"

  The swallow slapped her: "Don't underestimate our husband, he won't be so petty!"

  Ah, still my big wife is sensible, mature women are extraordinary!

  There was no heating in the house, and the cold air was pressing down on us. Before long, we were all chilled to the bone! I asked Xiao Fuzi to bring over a charcoal brazier, but even though the fire inside was burning brightly, it didn't provide much warmth once it was brought into the room!

  Beside the dark sky, Xiaofu brought people to deliver dinner. It looked good, but when I ate it in my mouth, there was no delicious food like that in the other world! Alas, even my appetite is gone!

  After dinner, Xiaofu said: "Wansui Ye, what about the two masters? Do they have to stay overnight in this palace? If they stay overnight in this palace, will they be arranged in the Donger House Tishun Hall where the empress serves as a concubine, or in the Xier House Yanxi Hall where the imperial concubine serves?"

  Damn it, idiot, do you need to ask? Can't my wife be the queen? But these two queens are a bit too much, right? Damn it, just two, not making three would be good enough!

  "I said: 'Of course it's at Tishoutang, these are my two empresses after all!'"

  "That bed is not much bigger than this one!" Little Fu said with difficulty.

  I turned around and looked at that bed, three people squeezed together just right, what's the big deal? Those who haven't slept with their wife are stupid, they don't even know how to snuggle up without taking up space!

  I smiled and said: "Let's just make do with this for now, you immediately change the little servant here, no matter what trick you use, as long as you don't let the Empress Dowager know they came!"

  "Rest assured, I'll take care of it," Xiaofu said hastily. "I won't let that old woman find out!"

  I'm not in the mood to listen to him rambling on, so I waved my hand and said, "Alright then, just kneel down and be at peace! Get the Body Alignment Hall arranged right away!" Having watched too much TV, this set of actions still makes sense, and indeed, that little Fu Zi bowed his head and left.

  The three of them discussed for another half day and decided to take it one step at a time, isn't that what they say about feeling the stones while crossing the river? We should learn from it too!

  Before long, Xiaofuzi led the two little maids and took Yanner and Feier away. I looked at the books on the bookshelf for a while, blew out the light, and let Xiaofuzi lead me to the door of the east wing room. Xiaofuzi said: "You go in by yourself, I still have to arrange something!"

  As soon as he left, I anxiously said: "Come on, let's start our San Xiu Gong right away! I have to quickly improve our skills, I have to control that old hag!"

  I woke up feeling exceptionally comfortable all over, my joints seemed more agile than usual, and my mind was particularly clear. I looked at my little wife sleeping beside me, got dressed quietly, and went to the garden to practice Tai Chi. Who knew that as soon as I made a jump, my body suddenly flew up into the air, soaring three or four meters high, before thudding back down to the ground with a loud crash, leaving me lying there for half a day without getting up.

  It's no use practicing anymore, so I limped and hobbled into the house.

  As soon as I entered the house, Yan ran out from the inner room and grabbed me, saying: "Husband, we succeeded! Now I can multitask. Just now, I was watching smelting techniques on the computer over there, while calculating the range of that big cannon over here. It's so amazing! And my memory is especially good, I remembered all those materials after just one glance! Hmm, what's wrong with you?"

  "My god, I just made a leaping motion and my body was lifted off the ground, flying up to three or four zhang high, almost got myself killed!"

  The swallow pulled me outside and said: "You jump lightly again!"

  I must listen to my wife, didn't I say that 'eating more vegetables, drinking less wine, listening to your wife, and following D' is the standard for a good husband? We have to put it into practice! Even if it hurts, we have to jump up! I lightly jumped up, and my body suddenly soared to the top of the house. Wow, amazing! I was still stunned, when Yanyu patted my butt and almost knocked me to the ground. I turned around and said: "You scared me! How did you also run onto the roof?"

  Before I could even react, she had already dragged me flying underground, like a madman pulling me into the house, pushing me onto the bed and hugging me as she started kissing: "Husband, we succeeded, we can fly now! The jade pendant on you will also have a reaction!"

  Little wife Fei was even more crazy, she stretched out her hand and used qigong to bring a cup of cooled boiled water from over ten meters away into her hand, took a sip, and then let the cup fly back onto the table by itself. Having obtained supernatural powers, she was so delighted that she loudly exclaimed: "Husband, I've broken through the fourth bottleneck! Fei will reward you with a passionate kiss!"

  I suddenly felt someone was coming, and hastily pushed Fei Er: "Quickly get down, someone is approaching from afar!"

  Fei'er was taken aback: "Who's there? Don't fool me!" She didn't believe it, and then from outside came Xiao Fuzi's voice: "Your Majesty, it's time to go pay respects to Master Xifeng!"

  Damn, I forgot about this stinky rule! Going to see Empress Dowager Cixi? It scares me to shiver, don't reveal the truth! But an ugly daughter-in-law still has to meet her parents-in-law, she has to go no matter what! I quickly put on my clothes and told the two little wives: "Honesty is staying at home, I'll be back soon! If anything goes wrong, you two shoot it out with guns!"

  As soon as I said that, Yan'er hugged me and kissed me again and again, with tears still in her eyes, as if she was sending me to the execution ground.

  Fei'er was still muttering foolishly: "You have a feeling, you have a feeling!"

  I was just about to go out when Yan'er pulled me back, saying in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I haven't even combed your hair yet!" But what she had in her hand was that big club!

  I was startled, what the hell is going on? One excitement, one tension and I forgot everything, this habit is not good, if I don't change it, I won't even know how to lose my head! If we didn't have a plan, we would be caught immediately, and the three of us would be tied up at Caishi Kou in no time!

  Yan'er and Fei'er gave me a busy dressing, and I picked up the rhombus mirror to take a look: "It's really fucking good-looking! Walking on the street can probably also fascinate a lot of beauties!"

  I know, because we broke through the fourth heavy bottleneck and entered the fifth, now self-preservation is more than enough, she's certainly delighted! Moreover, her husband is so handsome and elegant, and has become the emperor of the people, can't she feel proud and happy? But isn't this a time for joy? How could she forget that her old man will have to face a great test?! Can this fake emperor pass the Empress Dowager's test, it's a matter of life and death!

  "Don't be so excited, hurry up, we're dancing on the blade now! Your husband is going to get on the blade right away!"

  Looking at the two beautiful wives, I secretly vowed that for their sake, I would make a name for myself in this world! I must also defeat that old hag!

  I walked back to the bedroom, saw Xiaofuzi still kneeling there, and said: "Get up quickly, from now on when there are outsiders, you should kneel, but when there are no outsiders, just forget about that kneeling and bowing, it's so troublesome!"

  Xiao Fu said hastily: "Master loves Xiao Fu, Xiao Fu knows, but rules are rules, Xiao Fu can't break them for Master, Xiao Fu has to set a good example for the servants, let them know that Master is the best master in the world!"

  "Have all the personal attendants been arranged?"

  "It was all arranged last night. Two people from that side saw the two masters yesterday, I'm afraid they'll go and report back, so I had them taken care of by Long An on the outskirts! Now everyone following you closely are our own people! Li the steward has also been taken care of, the two masters can rest easy now!"

  His words startled me, "Disposed of? Killed?"

  "That's all gone, sold overseas!"