Chapter 5: Clear Rhyme Residence (2)

  After being stunned for half a day, the unbelieving person gritted their teeth and stomped their feet, using all their strength to finally leave a small mark on it. Hmm, very small, just a scratch on the surface...

  Is this a bamboo? It's mutated. Liu Zhang stared at that "mouth".

  It's probably because of playing with stones, accidentally giving birth to a wild species! Then it was discovered by Tong Yuan, that old lecher, and due to the "common nature" principle, he fell in love with this wild species. Otherwise, why would he force himself to run all the way to the back mountain? By the way, there are many bamboo shoots around that old lecher's house.

  Liu Zhang's eyes were brimming with tears, as he inferred the "truth" from his extraordinary IQ. He pounded his chest and stamped his feet repeatedly. Transforming sorrow into strength, he raised his chopping knife once again...

  "With a big knife, chop towards the tops of the bamboo... The wolf-like song, echoes in the mountains behind..."

  The sun sets in the west, just like a sampan on the Volga River, and finally dragged back one of the five "wild bamboo shoots". As an excellent and idealistic transmigrator youth, Liu Zhang only had enough energy left to lie on the ground, sticking out his tongue to catch his breath.

  Life is not easy! "The Emperor of Truth" also has to pay the price. Liu Zhang muttered in sorrow and anger.

  Where there is oppression, there is resistance!

  With a conviction that would put to shame even the most ardent revolutionaries, Liu Zhang expressed his unyielding will through silent actions just days later.

  Lying straight under the eaves of the house behind, he won't get up no matter what. He's dead, that dog.

  "Hmm, it's May already, I reckon there's still a month to go before the rainy season starts......" The old lecher Tong Yuanliu arrived at the house, didn't even glance at Liu Si's resentful eyes, and instead looked up at the sky with his head raised, muttering to himself in a low voice......

  Half an hour later, the dead dog came back to life.

  Not long after, the sound of chopping bamboo came from the back mountain again. It was just that in the dull sound of chopping bamboo, occasionally a few wolf-like mournful songs would be heard, which brought out a bit of a thrilling atmosphere...

  "...... Junior brother, junior brother, did the Great Sage Equal to Heaven manage to escape from the alchemy furnace? You always say one part and then continue next time, it's really frustrating."

  Zhang Ren complained with a sullen face, while Zhang Xiu also nodded repeatedly, looking very unhappy. No need to doubt that if they were born in a later generation, classmates Zhang Ren and Zhang Xiu would definitely shout loudly: "Hurry up and update!"

  "Alas, two senior brothers, it's not that I don't want to talk, but these days I'm really exhausted. Moreover, every day I'm in the back mountain, and only at night before sleep can I spare a little time to chat with you, right? Can't let me sleep, can it? Actually, I also want to tell you during the day and night, but... alas!"

  Lying on his back under the eaves of the house, Liu Zhang let out a long sigh and said with a helpless gesture. His face was full of sincere apology, which was so moving that it could shock heaven and earth and move ghosts and gods to tears.

  After the glorious achievement of bringing back only 7 or 8 "wild bamboo shoots" in consecutive days, Liu Zhang finally couldn't hold it in anymore and cast his sinful gaze towards the two young Zhang classmates who were practicing on the other side every day.

  If you want to catch it, you must first bait it.

  Liu Zhang is an excellent transmigrator youth, a talent, and also a very wise one. Of course, this is what someone claims about himself.

  For someone who has ulterior motives before even meeting, taking some value from the target in advance would not have any psychological burden at all. As for how to achieve this despicable goal, that person is naturally also very clear-headed.

  One evening, two kind-hearted senior brothers were delighted to hear a wonderful story from their seemingly innocent junior brother.

  The name of the story is called "Yanei Chuang Sanguo"...... Ah, no, it's "Journey to the West".