Chapter 65: Eccentricity

  Hu San Shui had just stepped off the road when he heard someone calling him. He looked up to see that it was the captain of the security team.

  "What's wrong now, it's really... I even want to pee and it's so hard." Hu Sanshui muttered, and had no choice but to return to the road, because the thing under his crotch was still sticking out, making him look very comical as he walked.

  "The commander is waiting for you up ahead, he wants you to go on a trip." The security team leader said.

  Hu San Shui had no choice, although he was reluctant, but still had to go see Feng Ren Hua.

  Feng Renhao was thinking about what had just happened. Kuroki Taisha was punched by Hui Zhi Fangzhang and after being injured, Hu San Shui stepped forward to fawn on him. As the head of the traitors, his subordinates should have given him the opportunity to fawn on him instead, so why did Hu San Shui ignore his superior and try to please his superior's superior? Wasn't this a clear case of stealing food from someone's bowl? Feng Renhao knew that Hu San Shui was more favored by Kuroki Taisha than he was, so favored that it was almost laughable. This kind of person couldn't be offended, or who knows when Hu San Shui would use his mouth to push him into a hole. However, Hu San Shui was after all his subordinate, his house slave, and Feng Renhao should have shown some dignity as the master, shouldn't he? So, when he heard that the security team leader was asking for leave on behalf of Hu San Shui, he stopped the car and let the security team leader notify Hu San Shui to come see him.

  Hu San Shui slowly arrived at Feng Renhao's car, something was hindering him and he couldn't walk fast.

  However, Feng Renhao had an idea about Hu San's slow and steady approach.

  Feng Renhao saw Hu San Shui and said with great displeasure: "San Shui, Commander Da is injured, and the rebels have escaped from Cangmen City. We should speed up our march and hurry back to Cangmen City to maintain order together with the imperial army. What's the point of dawdling like this? Be careful not to be blamed by Commander Da, it won't be good for our security team."

  "Yes, yes, yes, Commander, you're right. But I really need to pee, so please be flexible, Commander. I'll finish quickly and return to the team immediately, it won't delay our march at all." Hu San Shui looked like he was about to burst, as if he would wet his pants if he didn't go soon.

  "Alright, you can go. Do you want me to send two brothers to protect you? You are my trusted aide, after all!" said Feng Renhe with a sarcastic tone.

  "No need, no need, thank you Commander, thank you Commander." Hu San Shui gave Feng Ren Hou a military salute, turned around and slipped into the cornfield by the side of the road.

  Hu San Shui walked through a cornfield and arrived at the edge of a grassy mound, where he lay down on his back in haste, spreading his legs apart, opening the fly of his pants, and pulling out his erect penis. Hu San Shui was puzzled: why did thinking of Ye Tianmu's handsome face cause his penis to stand up uncontrollably, and once it stood up, it wouldn't soften for a long time, making it very inconvenient for him to walk or do things.

  Hu San Shui knew he had fallen ill again, and felt that this was not good for his body, nor beneficial to his future. However, he couldn't control himself. He feared lying down the most, because once he lay down, he would start thinking about women. As soon as he thought about women, his thing would stand up straight, and once it stood up straight, he couldn't control himself, using his hands to rub and imagine being with a certain woman, until he ejaculated.

  Hu San Shui lay on the grass, his hands grasping his thing, eyes closed, thinking of Ye Tian Mu Zi. His hands rubbed vigorously, and at this moment, Hu San Shui's nerves seemed numb, with a feeling of floating on clouds. His thing also felt a numb comfort, and Hu San Shui knew he was about to ejaculate, so he increased his hand strength. He shouted Ye Tian Mu Zi's name, shouting, shouting, and a white liquid shot out from the tip of his thing, covering Hu San Shui's hands with sticky stuff. Suddenly, Hu San Shui felt a sense of loss, distress and helplessness flooding his heart.

  Due to Hu San Shui's long-standing quirk, sometimes when he thought of women, his thing would involuntarily swell up. But when he actually met a woman, he would inexplicably ejaculate prematurely.

  Hu San Shui will never forget that incident. Because Hu San Shui told Kuroki Taisha about the treasure map, Kuroki Taisha was overjoyed and wanted to reward him. He asked Hu San Shui if he liked playing with women, and Hu San Shui was thrilled. So, Kuroki Taisha gave him a Japanese maid for one night as a gift. However, after struggling all night, Hu San Shui failed to enter the maid's body. At first, it was premature ejaculation, but later on, his thing became soft like noodles, and he was powerless. The Japanese maid was extremely disappointed, thinking that she had finally gotten an opportunity to indulge in pleasure, only to encounter such a useless man - what bad luck! Hu San Shui continued making futile efforts on her body, while the maid was already furious: "You useless man, go die! You wasted my whole night and turned out to be a eunuch who's all show and no go. Get out!" She then dragged him off her body, kicked him off the bed with force, and stormed out in anger.

  Hu San Shui got up from the ground, feeling frustrated and disappointed. From then on, his strange habit became even more frequent, and he himself couldn't understand: why when it wasn't being used, it was as hard as steel, capable of chiseling stone; but when it needed to be used to demonstrate a man's bravery and determination, it would become soft like noodles, completely useless.

  So he was very fearful, afraid that when the time came and Nomura Kiko really gave it to him, he would not be able to do it, and would disappoint Nomura Kiko. Therefore, he always wanted to find another opportunity to see a doctor, to have the doctor prescribe some medicine for him, so that his thing, known as the symbol of manhood, could bring him masculine pride.

  Hu San Shui sat up on the grass, stirring his already exhausted Dong Dong, and let out a soft sigh. He looked up at the sun with his eyes closed, unable to open them due to its brightness. Wasn't there a saying "color like a sharp knife"? Hu San Shui was secretly indulging in self-pleasure, making himself dizzy every day.

  Hu San Shui wanted to do a carp jump, getting up from the grass. However, due to long-term lack of practice, plus his long-standing strange habit, his body seemed to be hollowed out, without any strength, and he couldn't even do the carp jump.

  "Alas! Can't I even be a real man for once? Feng Renhao has four or five wives, and he changes rooms every night without looking tired at all. How does his thing work so well?! And what about Kuroki Daisa? Apart from you, Yoshida Kochan, he's had all the comfort women brought back from Korea, played with them one by one before sending them off to different military camps... how is his fighting spirit so strong?! And then there's Feng Jia Er Ye - that philandering Feng Rensui, always chasing after young girls... how does he do it?! He can take down three pots in one night and still be carefree! Why can't I?! No! I won't give up! My Yoshida Kochan, I'll show you what a real man looks like!"

  As soon as he thought of Feng Renrui, Hu Sanshui excitedly patted his head and exclaimed: "I've got it!"