Chapter 19: A Japanese Couple

  Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen quietly came to the kitchen on the east side of the house in the back row, peeking through the window gap, seeing four or five Chinese chefs wearing chef uniforms, busy inside. On the kitchen counter were freshly baked roast duck, sliced pork knuckle, newly steamed buns and dumplings.

  "Roast duck, I want to eat roast duck!" Yuan Zhen saw the roast duck on the kitchen counter and his saliva was flowing out.

  "Amitabha! Sixth brother, have you forgotten the precepts of a monk? We shouldn't be in contact with each other." Yuan Ren clasped his hands together and chanted a Buddhist mantra, while using his elbow to nudge Yuan Zhen.

  "Big Brother Shifu, you're wrong! We're still secular disciples, we came to Biyuan Temple to learn martial arts, we haven't become monks yet, how can we not eat meat?" Yuanzhen argued.

  "Sixth brother, you're right. We may not be monks, but we've lived in Biyuan Temple for so many years and should maintain its rules everywhere, shouldn't we? Besides, we came to kick the hall and save people. If we secretly eat the roasted duck and those Japanese devils find out, they'll change from using fists to guns against us, and we'll be at a disadvantage, suffering a great loss. When doing things, use your brain more." Yuan Ren lightly tapped his finger on Yuan Zhen's forehead, saying softly.

  "Master brother, look, the house is full of Chinese people. We won't steal, let's just borrow a few mantou to eat from them. They're our compatriots, they shouldn't make things difficult for us, right? Master brother, wait here, I'll go in and ask for some mantou." Yuan Zhen said, and was about to step inside the house.

  Yuan Ren grabbed him with one hand and held him in place.

  "Someone's coming." Yuan Ren cautiously looked towards the front row of houses, and saw a warrior-like person walking carelessly towards the kitchen.

  "Borrow his skin for use." Yuan Ren hinted at Yuan Zhen.

  "I understand!"

  Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen hid in the corner of the moon gate between the front and back row houses, waiting for the arrival of that Japanese samurai.

  That Japanese samurai was humming a Japanese ditty, shaking his head and walking towards the back row of houses. His head had just entered the moon gate when Yuan Ren gave him a "blooming palm", hitting the samurai's temple. The Japanese samurai didn't even have time to hum a sound before he fell straight into the moon gate.

  "Move his body into the thicket behind the garden!" Yuan Ren said.

  On the east side of the house in the backyard, there is a very large garden with some fruit trees and vegetables, as well as a lawn. In the southeast corner of the garden, there is a toilet, which is relatively hidden. When Yuan Ren jumped into the yard, he noticed this place.

  Yuan Renhe and Yuan Zhen carried the Japanese samurai he had just killed with one palm, hiding behind the trees in the garden.

  "Master, one palm can kill, you're really something. One, it's your accuracy, hitting his vital spot with one palm; another, it shows that your Iron Sand Palm is indeed formidable. Someday, Master must teach me!" Yuanzhen hid the Japanese warrior's corpse and returned to Yuanren's side, handing him the samurai uniform he had stripped from the warrior's body, saying

  "Shut up and listen." Yuan Ren's internal energy was more profound than Yuan Zhen's, his ears had become sensitive enough to hear very faint sounds. Yuan Ren said affirmatively, "Someone is there!"

  "Where?" Yuanzhen crouched down, using the tree cluster to cover her body.

  "Follow me." Yuan Ren quietly led Yuan Zhen through the fruit trees and thickets, to where he thought the sound was coming from.

  "Oh my god, you're killing me! Why are you being so rough?! You're bad, you're bad!" was a woman's coquettish and somewhat sultry voice.

  "Baby! It's supposed to hurt, if it doesn't, you'll say I'm not manly again. I just want to make it hurt for you. I want you to remember me forever, remember all the happy things that happened between us. Hehehe!" This was a man's voice, his mouth and body were using force.

  Parting the thick grass, Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen saw clearly that it was a man and a woman, their bodies entwined together.

  "Ah!" Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen involuntarily cried out, hastily turning their bodies around, using their hands to cover their eyes.

  Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen's cries for help were not loud, but they still caught the attention of the man who was pinning down the woman.

  "Anyone there?" the man said cautiously.

  "What's with you, I don't want anything to do with you, hurry up, continue, continue." The woman was in high spirits and wouldn't let the man leave, she wrapped her arms around his waist and held him tightly.

  The man was pulled back into reality, continuing his warrior ways.

  Yuánzhēn saw the scene just now, lowered his head, and seemed to be thinking about something.

  "Sixth brother, didn't you say you were hungry? Quick, put on this set of clothes and go to the kitchen to get some food. Remember, once you wear these clothes, you are a Japanese samurai, and you must have the pride of a Japanese samurai. When you enter the kitchen, first show your authority, then take things, and absolutely do not speak, otherwise, you will be recognized by the Chinese chef, and if you are recognized, our plan will fail, do you understand?" Yuan Ren helped Yuan Zhen put on the Japanese samurai clothes and instructed him to say.

  "Master brother, what about you?" Yuan Zhen seemed to have some doubts that Yuan Ren was intentionally driving him away, because Yuan Zhen had become curious about the actions of the couple and wanted to take a few more glances.

  "I'll stay behind to cover for you. Remember, take some food with you and hurry back to the garden. I reckon those two will be done soon, don't let them bump into each other." Yuan Ren patted Yuan Zhen's back and said, "Go!"

  "Dog man and woman?" Yuan Zhen suddenly turned his head.

  "Are you going or not? If not, I'll go!" Yuan Ren was getting angry.

  "Go." Yuan Zhen was somewhat reluctant to leave, really didn't want to leave this place where he could watch a good show.

  Yuan Zhen rushed into the kitchen, kicking open the door with one foot, his face filled with rage. The Chinese chefs who were cooking in the kitchen saw this Japanese warrior's ferocity and didn't dare to speak or even breathe loudly. Yuan Zhen saw a washbasin on the ground for washing hands and kicked it far away, hitting a water tank, scaring several Chinese chefs so much that their bodies shook.

  Yu Zhen didn't say a word, pulled down a piece of cloth from the kitchen counter, and casually put some roasted duck, steamed buns, and dumplings into it. He tied them up in a bundle without saying a word, turned around and left. The Chinese chefs watched with their eyes wide open, no one dared to stop him.

  Yuán Zhēn quickly returned to the garden, handing the bundle wrapped in cloth to Yuán Rén. He then turned sideways and looked outside, asking Yuán Rén: "Big Brother Master, is it over?"

  "Stop being a ghost! What are you daydreaming about? Eat quickly, or you won't be able to move tonight!" Yuan Ren pulled out the roasted duck from the basket and stuffed it into Yuan Zhen's mouth.

  "Right, let's eat first." Yuan Zhen squatted down and started devouring his food in big mouthfuls.

  "Listen, someone is coming." This time, Yuánzhēn heard the sound first.

  Two people hid behind a clump of trees and looked out. They saw a Chinese chef walking towards the garden, apparently to use the toilet. The Chinese chef entered the garden and saw what Yuan Ren and Yuan Zhen had seen earlier - a man and a woman were having sex on the lawn, at a moment when they would not be disturbed.

  That Chinese chef was frightened out of his wits, his knees went weak and he knelt down with his back to the crowd, covering his eyes with his hands. He kept saying: "Director Lin, I'm sorry, it wasn't on purpose, I really didn't know, I deserve to die! I deserve to die!" As he spoke, he slapped his own mouth with his hand.

  Someone came, and Lin Chuan was also shocked. He quickly rolled off the woman's body. Seeing that it was a Chinese chef, he became extremely angry and shouted at the chef: "You blind fool, disturbing my good deed! I'll settle with you later, get out of here now!"

  "I'm rolling, I'm rolling." The chef rolled and crawled away.

  "Baby, my Fangzi. Scared, huh? That Chinese pig, go back, I'll definitely castrate him and let you vent. Come on, let's continue!" Rinko returned to the woman's body again.