Insufficient balance

  Chang Sun Ting Gao shouted: "Enough of your snowy odes, don't pursue a poor thief!"

  "Bandits?!" I burst out laughing, but tears gushed out of my eyes like crazy. I pointed at the thick smoke rising from the highway and roared: "Do you know how many brothers we lost just now?! Forty cars in total! Over a thousand brothers died under their sneak attack before they even reached the battlefield! Today, as long as I, Fu Yuxue, still have a breath left, even if I have to chase them to the 18th level of hell, I'll make them know that whoever offends China will die!!!"

  Chang Sun Ting's expression changed, and he suddenly burst out laughing loudly, shouting: "I thought I was always high above the rest, thinking that my boldness and recklessness made me a heroic figure. But today, I am truly convinced. This time, no matter what dangers or difficulties we face, I will follow you to the end!"

  Yang Qing also shouted: "Today is the first time I've fired a gun and killed someone, it feels just like the first time I successfully sniped a professional hacker online, awesome! Let me just die from satisfaction!!!"

  "Good!" I pointed to the dense forest mountain ridge and said: "From this moment on, the war that belongs to our three brothers has officially begun. Either we will annihilate them all, or we three brothers will die in the wilderness, there will be no third possibility!

  Leaving the lieutenant in charge of sniping at the pursuing soldiers, he hid behind a large tree, holding a knife to carefully sharpen some branches. Every time he finished sharpening one, he would tuck it into a specially designed pocket on his uniform. Suddenly, his hand trembled and he accidentally cut a deep gash on his finger.

  The lieutenant stared at his own calloused, iron-like steady hands in surprise and asked: "Why are you trembling? Are you trying to tell me something?"

  His own hands, of course, couldn't tell him anything. The lieutenant chuckled to himself and picked up the branch again. As he skillfully chopped it down with one stroke, his hand trembled slightly for some reason.

  The lieutenant gazed at the two bloody wounds on his left hand, silent for a moment before speaking in a low voice: "Is my body instinctively afraid, hoping I can avoid fighting those three soldiers? Hmph, they're just three soldiers, why should I be afraid of them?"

  After cutting off the last branch, the lieutenant patted his hands and stood up, casually pulling out the Desert Eagle pistol from his body. He didn't carry any heavy weapons with him.

  The three of us rushed to the cliff where the enemy was launching rockets, leaving only one corpse behind. The body lay on the ground, and I walked over and kicked it hard. The body rolled twice, revealing a face that had been shot half to pieces. As I looked at the corpse, my pupils suddenly dilated by two times.

  I threw myself backward with all my might, yelling out of my mouth: "Get down!"

  Due to their absolute trust in me, Chang Sun-ting and Yang Qing didn't hesitate to throw themselves heavily onto the hard ground. At the same time, a hand grenade that had been pulled open and hidden under the corpse suddenly exploded. A shrapnel flew diagonally over, leaving a deep gash on my cheek.

  Chang Sun-ting lay motionless on the ground, his face pale and strange as he shouted: "Brother, I may have stepped on a landmine!"

  What a vicious trap! First, they used the bodies of their own companions to set up an ambush, and after calculating our possible evasive actions, they buried landmines. If I'm not mistaken, we're now exposed to their firepower and may be subject to their sudden attack at any moment.

  "I shouted: 'Yang Qing, you immediately find a hiding place and kill anyone who discovers us. Don't let anyone disturb us!'"

  Yang Qing nodded and quickly disappeared into the nearby thicket. I looked at Chang Sun Ting and said, "Don't move at all, tell me where the landmine is."

  "It's under my chest." Chang Sun Ting said: "The target is too obvious here, you'd better leave quickly!"

  I crouched down, pulled out the bayonet and stabbed it into the ground at an angle. Sure enough, after two inches of stabbing, I hit a hard object. With my hands gently removing the surrounding floating soil, a black circular object was exposed. This is a high-performance single-soldier trigger mine developed by the Soviet Union in 95 years. When necessary, it can also be used directly as an anti-tank mine. If I'm not mistaken, its effective lethal diameter reaches twenty meters!

  Bang! Bang!!

  Yang Qing has already started exchanging fire with the enemy, several bullets flew past me, hitting the ground and splashing up a few dust devils. Chang Sun Ting urgently shouted: "You quickly leave here, otherwise we two will end together! Remember to take out those turtle eggs that only know how to shoot hidden arrows and hurt people, crush them for me and avenge me!"

  I pulled out the dagger on Zhang Sun Ting's body and roared: "Shut your damn mouth, let me focus!"

  Things are extremely difficult to deal with now, if you accidentally step on a landmine, as long as it's discovered early and you can remain still, cut open the sole of your boot, place a bayonet under it, prevent the fuse from popping up, and it can be easily resolved. But now Long Sun Ting is using his own chest to press down on the landmine, I couldn't possibly cut off his chest too, could I?

  Now I can only take a gamble, directly using the bayonet to press down on the landmine's trigger pipe. If there is even a slight deviation, we two will be finished together! But if you want me to abandon my brother, I won't do it.

  This is probably the real reason why I command a hundred and strategize for twenty.

  I pressed the bayonet tightly against Chang Sun-ting's chest, slowly inserting it, and through the layer of military uniform, I could clearly feel that every time my bayonet advanced a little, the muscles on Chang Sun-ting's body would suddenly jump, causing my hand to tremble slightly. If we continued like this, the landmine under us would soon send us to the afterlife.

  "Hey bro, I've been wanting to ask you something for a while now. If I don't ask you now, I'm afraid I'll never have the chance again."

  As I finished these few sentences, at least ten bullets fell within two meters of me. Chang Sunting said: "What's the matter?"

  "Was your first time with a woman on a bed, on the ground, or in the back seat of a car in a field? Did it last more than a minute?"

  "Ah! You think I'm you!" Zhang Sun Ting shouted: "My first time with a woman was in a five-star hotel, although it was a bit quick the first time, but I did it all night with her, we did it seven times, and she took two weeks off to recover afterwards!"

  Seven times? My stunned subordinate pushed me hard and asked, "You must have eaten some kind of bull whip or horse treasure that night, otherwise how could you be so brave? Be careful not to overdo it and end up with kidney deficiency!"

  Chang Sun Ting surprisingly nodded in agreement: "Yes! In fact, there was no need to be so stubborn. The first few times were extremely enjoyable, but by the last few times, my body had become numb and I could hardly feel anything when I inserted it. It was only because I wanted to keep hearing her moans and seeing her twisting and turning under me that I made such an effort. But when I came, I just lay there unable to ejaculate, like my tendons were being pulled, a perfect combination of pain and pleasure!"

  "So you're saying if both the man and woman are virgins, how many times should they do it to have the most perfect enjoyment?"

  "Considering this, we must take into account the girl's capacity for acknowledgement. A man's first time is always short, and if it only brings her pain without pleasure, that's not acceptable. A man's second time is more enduring, and with enough care and attention, he should be able to guide the girl to experience pleasure. If the second time lasts over 20 minutes, I think it's best to stop there and wait for the girl to recover before trying again another day. Of course, someone like you who lacks experience must carefully calculate the girl's safe period, otherwise, getting her pregnant would be a disaster. If all else fails, just wear a condom..."

  I patted Long Sun Ting's bald head, put my hand on his shoulder and suddenly let out a loud roar: "Get up!" Long Sun Ting's body of over 80 kilograms was actually lifted by me, and I myself quickly rolled and crawled more than 20 meters away, then jumped three feet high and shouted happily: "I succeeded!"

  Two bayonets were inserted flatly into the floating soil on top of the landmine, successfully pressing down the detonator. Chang Sun Ting looked at his own unscathed body in surprise and gave me a thumbs up, exclaiming: "High, really high..."

  BOOM!!!!!

  The landmine exploded, fortunately we were all standing relatively far away and no one was injured.

  Yang Qing, hiding in a corner, suddenly let out a mournful cry: "Ah...my butt!"

  I looked apologetically in Yang Qing's direction, I have to take back what I said earlier, someone did get hurt after all. Luckily it was Yang Qing, a fatty's butt is usually quite fleshy. In the Stone Age, human warriors had already learned to use cowhide and pigskin as shields, which shows just how tough pigskin and cowhide are. Yang Qing wouldn't think his own butt can't withstand a piece of pigskin, would he?