Insufficient balance

  Can everyone imagine how a pig climbs up a steel pipe?

  With a death grip on the steel pipe, he tried to make his body as light as possible, bending his two chubby legs with all his might and jumping up more than a foot high. However, his legs couldn't wrap around the pipe in time, and with a "sizzling" sound, the pig slid back to the starting point.

  I couldn't help but cover my head and let out a weak groan, I'm not a magician, I don't have the ability to turn mice into fine horses. Trying to train this kind of goods into a qualified sniper is no better than strangling him to death and waiting for him to be reborn and retrained, it's faster that way.

  Roughly tying a nylon rope around Yang Qing's waist, I took off my own socks and stuffed them into Yang Qing's mouth, saying in a low voice: "Don't spit it out without my order, otherwise you'll be eliminated!"

  Because the intensity of training has been increasing day by day, I have been falling asleep on my bed every day in a state of severe physical exhaustion. It's probably been three or four weeks since I last washed clothes and socks? Zhang Sun Ting jumped two meters away as soon as I started taking off my shoes, and when I took off my socks, he saw that things were not going well and crawled into Bo Shanna's dormitory along the pipe.

  Yang's Adam's apple rolled wildly, and pea-sized tears slid down his chubby face. I dare bet these weren't tears of grievance, but rather... infuriation!

  I also crawled into the dormitory along the steel pipe, threw one end of the double-strand nylon rope to Zhang Sunting, and said in a low voice: "Let's work together to pull that fat pig up. If he's lying and can't use that damn Dragon Shield system, we'll throw him out the window directly!"

  Chang Sun Ting poked his head out and gave Yang Qing a sympathetic glance, then curled up the corner of his mouth and sneered: "Agreed!"

  With the help of us two, Yang Qing performed a biological myth that even pigs can climb steel pipes. When he finally squeezed into the dormitory from the overly narrow window, his face had turned pale, and his waist, which was originally too straight, had shrunk by a full five inches in the middle!

  As soon as Yang Qing saw Bo Shanna's computer, he was like someone who had taken a stimulant, his eyes shining brightly as he pounced on it. After pressing the start button, this guy fondled the computer like a woman, moving his hands up and down wildly, muttering to himself: "Security encryption card, delayed alarm switch, DDOS blocker... Wow, this computer is actually using the domestically produced Galaxy 6 CPU that just passed mass production testing!"

  Looking at this guy with a crazy look on his face, opening that Long Shield operating system, quickly typing in strings of commands in the operation box, I slowly withdrew my smile. Without seeing it with my own eyes, I absolutely couldn't imagine that this fat guy's ten fingers, which were as thick as green onions, could strike the keyboard at a nearly mechanical speed. I could hardly see what he was typing, but he confidently pressed enter, and the system responded accordingly.

  This chubby guy now gives me the feeling that he is like a peerless swordsman who has picked up the divine sword that has drunk countless blood, a music genius who has met a piano that can play the most beautiful melody, and on his face there is an absolute authority and dignity, making him look full of focused charm.

  Yang Qing's eyes widened and he suddenly turned his head to ask, "Whose computer is this?! If she hadn't set the security level of the computer to the lowest level, you guys would have randomly entered commands last time, made mistakes three times, and it would have automatically sent an alarm to the special guard troops through the network. That way, you would have been caught as military spies and thrown into prison!"

  Sweat beads the size of soybeans simultaneously slid down from the top of my head and Chang Sunting's, before we could respond, Yang Qing frantically shouted: "Now I've really picked up a treasure, no wonder this computer uses the strongest protective performance Dragon Shield system, it's actually connected to the network of X teacher's special communication camp."

  Seeing our bewildered faces, Yang Qing took a few deep breaths before lowering his voice and shouting: "You idiots, do you know what special communication troops are? The X Corps is equipped with devices that can directly connect to the satellite communication channel. Through this equipment, under authorized circumstances, we can use various special functions on military satellites. If our level is high enough, we can even directly infiltrate the US Star Wars system's strategic satellites and manipulate the powerful laser weapons on the satellites to attack their fleet arrayed in the Pacific!"

  I couldn't help but take a deep breath: "Is it that exaggerated?"

  "So you're a rare breed!" Yang Qing said disdainfully, "Chinese hackers have successfully infiltrated the White House's computer system multiple times. Some even copied and posted nuclear weapon distribution data on unofficial BBS forums with impunity. In 2003, during a military exercise, a US Pacific naval captain used just a laptop and a phone line to infiltrate the fleet's highest command system in two weeks, directing all Pacific Fleet weapons at the White House. How could you freaks who are both computer-illiterate and perverted possibly understand the potential power of hackers in future warfare?! Back in the day, I loved sniping those professional hackers online, engaging in one-on-one battles like a knight's duel to improve my combat skills. On hacker BBS forums, they even called me the 'Black Hawk Sniper'..."

  Yang Qing's words came to an abrupt halt, and seeing his expression, I patted him on the shoulder. He must have a past he didn't want others to know about, just like us. But in any case, his words gave us a new perspective on him. A vague idea flashed through my mind, as if I had caught a glimpse of inspiration in that instant, but I couldn't piece it together into a clear thought.

  Yang Qing was fully immersed in the computer technology confrontation, at this time his expression was truly rich and colorful, nodding and smiling one moment, gritting his teeth the next, frowning one moment and then suddenly clearing up, while occasionally cursing: "Damn it, if I had my tool package in hand, how could you waste so much time with such childish things? Humph, those so-called computer geniuses from the National Network Security Bureau, what they wrote is just a pile of garbage in my eyes, don't force me to use my ultimate move!!!"

  To be honest, seeing Yang Qing's almost ferocious expression, even I, who am known for being reckless and abnormal, couldn't help but feel a chill in my heart. This guy completely transforms into another person when he's in front of a computer, just like us, he's also a madman. The difference is, when I go crazy, it's usually limited to a small area, but this guy goes crazy, he might even dare to directly seize control of the US military satellite.

  "I've long had the idea of challenging this dragon shield system, hehe, my fantasy nuclear explosion software package that's been hidden in the military network server can finally be put to use!"

  As soon as I heard Yang Qing name this software package, my heart was screaming for help. What if his so-called ultimate move is in this package? Nuclear explosion, what kind of concept is that?!

  "Idiot! Don't just focus on the fancy words like 'nuclear explosion', Fantasy is the core content of my original software! Yang Qing didn't even turn his head, yet he could guess what I was thinking. "If I have to make the entire system collapse in order to get attention, then how am I different from those online thugs? I come quietly and leave quietly, taking only a wisp of cloud with me, without disturbing a single strand of wind. This is the highest realm of my Fantasy Sniper! You've said it before, haven't you? A sniper doesn't have to be a godly marksman who hits every shot, but they must be good at hiding themselves and not exposing their target!"

  Chang Sun Ting whispered in my ear, "This time we brothers have really picked up a treasure. Once we're on the battlefield, we must think of a way to keep him safe. If you want to prove your strength to anyone, he will be your greatest help in the future!"

  "Cháng sūn tíng!" -> "Long Grandson Court!"

  I suddenly turned around, and Changsun Ting showed me an encouraging smile, stretching out his big hand: "Brother, work hard, grasp your own future, no matter what don't let the woman you love cry for you. I'm still waiting for your wedding, hoping to be a more dazzling best man than you, the groom!"

  "I agreed resolutely"

  Two strong hands clasped together tightly, how lucky I am to have met Zhang Sun Ting in the vast ocean of people, and how lucky I am to have found a spiritual haven like Bu Shanna? As I gaze at this brother who appeared unexpectedly in my life, and then look at Yang Qing, who is fighting tirelessly in front of the computer, a genuine smile that comes from the bottom of my heart slowly rises from the corner of my lips.

  Yang Qing's hands paused for a moment on the keyboard, then began to fly quickly again. Although his body was quite fat, he was actually a very sensitive person. Probably all true geniuses are like him - once they leave their own field, they become idiots, because they don't want to waste their energy on some boring trivial matters. However, as long as he made up his mind to work hard, he would definitely do his best.

  Suddenly, I was filled with confidence that Yang Qing could become an excellent sniper.