Chapter 60: Iron Maiden (1)

  In April, on the eleventh day, at dawn, when the sky was still a bit dark and the mist had not yet dispersed, a crisp horseshoe sound came from afar, getting closer and closer to the north gate of Beida Camp, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...

  A man and two horses appeared in the line of sight of the guard, who subconsciously pulled the bolt of his gun and shouted: "Halt! What are you doing?"

  The man pulled on the horse's reins and it immediately stopped. The person on the horse said, "I am Iron Lady, your commander summoned me, don't you quickly go report?"

  The soldier only then saw clearly that the person on horseback was a woman, wearing a Northeast Army uniform, with an armed belt around her waist, two box-shaped cannons tucked into her waist, her face as beautiful as a peach blossom, her eyebrows furrowed in a cold glare, and a murderous aura emanating from her body.

  The guard said: "You say you are Iron Lady, what evidence do you have?"

  The Iron Maiden smiled slightly, and the soldier felt as if the sky had suddenly brightened! The Iron Maiden said: "My father is inside, why don't you call him out to identify whether I am real or fake?"

  The soldier thought: That's right. He quickly called the duty officer, and the duty phone rang to Wang Changtiger's bedroom. Wang Changtiger crawled out of a group of beauties' bodies with his butt exposed, picked up the phone and said: "Hello, I'm Wang Changtiger; what did you say? The Iron Lady has arrived? Good, I'll be right there."

  He went back to bed and turned over Li Xiao, shouting: "Li Xiao, where are you? Li Xiao, come out for me!"

  Li Xiao opened her drowsy eyes and said: "Tuzi, let me sleep for a while longer. You've tormented me enough last night, please!"

  Wang Changhu finally found Li Xiao, dragged her out and said: "Iron Lady is here, you quickly find me clothes, I'm still naked!"

  "Your clothes are all in there, put them on yourself!"

  Wang Changhu ran to the closet and put on a suit of clothes before rushing out.

  Wang Changhu just went out, and Li Xiao woke up. After thinking for a moment, she rushed to the closet, flipped through it, and suddenly sat on the ground, saying: "Oh no! Those pants are open-crotch, and haven't been sewn yet!"

  Wang Changhu put on a suit of clothes and ran out, feeling cool and refreshing in his crotch. He didn't pay attention to it and directly sprinted towards the gate, using his lightness skill to fly over it.

  The soldier felt a sudden dizziness, and Wang Changhu had arrived, asking: "Where is Tie Niu?"

  The soldier pointed and said: "Right outside the door." Wang Changhu sprang out of the door with a whoosh, straddled his legs, and asked: "Are you Iron Lady?"

  Iron Girl took one look and saw a man coming to her opposite side; she carefully sized up Wang Changhu and said: "I am... ah, you damned hoodlum!"

  Wang Changhu was taken aback and thought to himself: "What does 'ah choo' mean!"

  "Who are you, after all?"

  The iron girl blushed and angrily said: "Put on your pants before talking to me!"

  Wang Changhu was taken aback: I've put on my pants. He looked down and saw that his little brother had come out, and he pulled up his pants, making his little brother even more conspicuous. Wang Changhu's face turned red as he explained, "It's too hot, so I'm airing it out!"

  The Iron Girl's face turned red with rage as she cursed: "You despicable scoundrel, take a lash from me!"

  Wang Changhu didn't dodge, his eyes narrowed, and he struck like lightning, grabbing the whip handle. With a swift pull, Tie Niangzi also instinctively pulled back. Wang Changhu relaxed his strength, borrowing her force, and flipped over her head with an empty somersault. He landed on the horse's saddle, tightly straddling it between Tie Niangzi's legs. Just as she was about to resist, Wang Changhu tapped her twice, rendering her immobile and speechless.

  Wang Changhu hugged her and said to the guard: "Open the door."

  The guard opened the gate and Wang Changhu galloped in, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...directly rushing to the bedroom.

  Arriving at the bedroom door, he saw that Li Xiao was already there, glaring at him; dismounting, he carried Iron Maiden inside, with Li Xiao sticking out his tongue and following behind.

  Wang Changhu pushed the girls inside, put Tie Niangzi by the bed, and came to the wardrobe to start undressing. He said, "Today is really embarrassing, brothers called people to take a look; Li Xiao burst out laughing, took over the clothes and replied: "That's still blaming you, every time you come back from exercise, you have to 're-pot meat', every time the clothes are torn to pieces, this one is light, only one crotch is broken, consider yourself unlucky!"

  Wang Changhu licked his face and said: "My morning exercise includes two parts, one part is martial arts, the other part is actual combat, both are necessary!"

  Wang Changhu pulled down his pants and pointed at the crotch, saying: "Who tore this opening?"

  Li Xiao said in a bad mood: "Who else could it be? Long Jie, of course! You tore her clothes back then, and now she's taking revenge on you, don't you know?"

  The two were talking when they heard a few shrill sounds; they quickly ran to the head of the bed and looked inside: only to see Long Mei'er in her sleep tearing at Tie Niangzi's clothes, Tie Niangzi had already become a small white sheep, but she was still staring with wide eyes at a jade hand rummaging around below her waist...

  She had already seen Wang Changhu's **, her face turned red, closed her eyes, and tears fell.

  Wang Changhu untied her gag and said: "Now we're even, don't be sad, neither of us has lost out!"

  The Iron Lady said: "You, you fart, I'll let you see through, I'm going to kill you!"

  As soon as this was said, all the girls woke up and saw Wang Changhu standing outside naked, with an unknown girl's clothes torn to shreds.

  Huang Yue'er asked Long Mei'er: "Who is this? He looks really good!"

  Long Mei'er shook her head and said: "How would I know, where did you run here from?"

  The iron lady was so angry that she didn't faint, and with her eyes closed, she cursed: "A group of bastards!"

  The girls immediately became displeased and rushed up to pinch various parts of Tie Niangzi, which made Wang Changtiger furious, shouting: "Come back, braised pork!"

  A fierce hand-to-hand combat opened the curtain...

  It's unclear whether Wang Changhu did it on purpose or the girls were playing a trick, but after the hot pot, Iron Maiden had become one of them. However, Wang Changhu was a bit stunned: How did the specially invited guest turn into his own wife?

  Wang Changhu put on his clothes and walked out of the bedroom, where Huang Yifei and Tie Shi rushed to meet him. Wang Changhu's old face turned red as he stiffened his scalp and walked past them. Tie Shi took the initiative to say: "Boss, I heard from the officer on duty that my daughter has arrived, I want to see her."

  Wang Changhu laughed and said: "The air is very fresh today! Ti Shi, can you feel it?"

  Tie Shi was taken aback and replied: "Fresh? Isn't it like this every day, boss?"

  Huang Yifei took one look at Wang Changhu's appearance and knew it wasn't good. He said to Ti Shi, "Ti Shi, let's come back later, the boss has something going on at home."

  Suddenly, a female soprano voice came out: "I'm going to kill you..."

  Tie Shi suddenly stopped in his tracks, turned around and said to Wang Changhu: "Boss, my daughter is in your house!"