Chapter Thirty-Eight: Swapping Humans for Pigs
Wang Changhu let the old prostitute release Smith. Smith thanked the old prostitute and said: "The buttocks of you Chinese women are too terrible, I will definitely like girls with smaller buttocks in the future, oh my god! Too terrible..."
The old lady took over and said: "Mr. Shi Mi Si, if it weren't for my husband's soft heart, I wouldn't let you off so easily. Look at the name you've taken, what's with 'Shi Mi Si'? Isn't that just constipation? And then you add 'Si' to the end, why don't you just die from constipation!"
Smith heard this and was so angry that he couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time, shaking his head repeatedly and saying "My god, my god..."
The old woman walked to Xu Yingfa's side, holding onto him and said: "You say that Chinese women have big butts, you're afraid of that, it's because you're not capable enough. Whose mother-in-law doesn't like women with big butts? Women with big butts are good at giving birth, don't always be 'not knowing what to do', 'not knowing what to do' actually means that women with big butts are still very capable, right, Fa?"
Wang Changhu and Xu Yingfa were so moved by these words that they couldn't help but laugh and cry, with Xu Yingfa repeatedly nodding his head and saying: "It's got potential, it's got potential."
Wang Changhu threw Smith onto the vehicle, turned around and told Fa Zi: "Tell them to return to Beidaying tomorrow, don't be late. And you can take three days off."
Wang Changhu said to the old prostitute: "I've lent him to you, you'd better serve me well! Otherwise, I won't forgive you."
The old lady's face fell and she said: "You've kicked the waist of the person I'm serving, how can I take care of him?"
Wang Changhu was taken aback and said: "Fa Zi, come here and let me take a look."
Xu Yingfa lifted up his back clothes and let Wang Changhu take a look, Wang Changhu touched it and Xu Yingfa took in a breath of cold air;
Wang Changhu realized his feet were a bit heavy and furrowed his brow, saying: "Fa Zi, come closer and listen."
Xu Yingfa handed over his ears, and Wang Changhu told Xu Yingfa the male and female lines of his dual-refining kung fu, and then said some precautions before bidding farewell to Xu Yingfa and the old procuress, leaving the Taoyuan Shuguan and heading straight for the Beida Camp.
Xu Yingfa now had tears in his eyes, waving at the car all along, until it disappeared from view, and he was still looking in that direction where the car had disappeared.
The old lady was puzzled, wondering if this guy had been kicked silly by his boss, and yet he still seemed to be moved.
The old lady asked: "What did the boss say to you?"
Xu Yingfa replied: "The boss told me about his dual cultivation skills and I was very moved."
The old procuress asked in surprise: "What's the use of this dual cultivation technique?"
Xu Ying laughed and said: "The boss said that this kung fu not only can cure my injury, but also make people younger, most importantly, it can make you give birth to a son for me, hahaha..."
The old woman pinched Xu Yingfa's ribs hard and said, "You shameless thing, aren't you afraid of being heard by others?"
Xu Ying was taken aback and thought: Can mother tigers also become gentle?
The old woman looked at Xu Yingfa who was in a daze, feeling both angry and amused, and said with a blush: "Silly child, let's go back to 'treat our wounds'."
Xu Yingfa was overjoyed; he hugged the old procuress and took her back into the house to tend to her wounds.
The car soon arrived at Beida Camp, Wang Changtiger and Smith got off the bus. Wang Changtiger called Liu Fang and said: "This Mr. Smith is an important person for us. Tomorrow, let him follow the new recruits to train. In addition, arrange a single room for him and assign two soldiers to protect him. Don't let him run away."
Liu Fang replied: "Yes." After finishing speaking, he took Smith down with him.
On the road, Smith asked Liu Fang: "Who are those three girls hanging on the playground?"
Liu Fang replied: "It's a few disobedient new recruits who were punished by the boss."
Liu Fang suddenly asked Smith: "How much money do you owe the boss?"
Smith was taken aback and asked: "How did you know this too?"
Liu Fang awkwardly said: "The soldiers who came in here, none of them didn't owe Boss money."
"Smith pointed at the three hanging people and asked: 'How much do they owe?'"
Liu Fang said with a tone of schadenfreude: "Not much, just over a hundred million!"
"Smith said: "Oh my god! This Wang Changtiger is too ruthless, not only did he hang people up, but also made them owe him over a million, he's just a miser."
Liu Fang patted Smith's shoulder and said: "Don't say that, boss. The three of them aren't the ones who owe the most; by the way, how much do you owe?"
Smith shook his head and said in a low tone: "Not counted."
Liu Fang exclaimed in surprise: "Unbelievable! Haha, congratulations, you are now the person who owes the most money!"
Smith sat down on the ground, sobbing and saying: "Wang Changhu, you devil."
The next morning, all the officers above the rank of lieutenant colonel sat in Wang Changhu's office. When Wang Changhu saw that there were only a few people, he sighed: There are still too few officers.
After everyone sat down, Wang Changhu began to adjust the recent work plan:
Firstly, the reorganization of the entire army was undertaken by Hu Jingzhong;
The second point: The military skills training of the whole army is in charge of Liu Fang;
Third: The cultural knowledge cultivation of the whole army is in charge of Huang Yifei;
Fourth: The military discipline and law of the entire army is handled by Ouyang Qing;
Fifth: The logistics support of the whole army is in charge of the quartermaster officer;
Sixth: Huang Yihu is in charge of the security work of the two command posts, and the soldiers at Liujiadai must take turns to participate in military skills and knowledge training on a regular basis.
Article 7: Female soldier training is in charge of Long Mei'er, Li Xiao has been acting as Wang Changhu's secretary for the past few days, covering Xu Yingfa's work during his vacation.
Article 8: Considering the action a month later, the training content was adjusted: added civil engineering operations, hand grenade throwing accuracy practice, high wall climbing practice, bare-handed combat practice, lock opening practice, etc.; As for the teaching materials and training equipment, they were prepared on April 5th, and the instructor was personally appointed by Wang Changtiger.
In addition, due to the increase in training intensity, injuries are inevitable, and Wang Changtiger also urged the construction of Hu Jingzhong's medical team.
Hu Jingzhong said: "If not, I'll let people set up the medical team's framework first, and call those doctors who have cooperative intentions with us to come as soon as possible. Try to deal with some simple wounds by April 5th; then have the military procurement officer purchase some medical equipment
Try to get it done before the doctors arrive so as not to affect our training.
Wang Changhu nodded and said, "This method is good, but your burden is heavy. First establish the staff department to help you share some of it." Hu Jingzhong nodded in response, saying, "Yes".
Wang Changhu said: "Dismissed."
Everyone followed Wang Changhu's arrangement and began to take action. Wang Changhu led the military officer with his men, driving more than 400 pigs in a mighty manner towards the command center of the Seventh Brigade.
Wang Yizhe has received a notice from the guards and is standing at the entrance of the command center, waiting for Wang Changhu.
Wang Changhu walked up and said with his hands clasped together: "Older brother, I've brought the pig for you. Are you going to let me choose which one?"
Wang Yizhe looked at the pigs and his eyes narrowed with a smile, saying: "Alright, alright; I'll call all the logistics troops to assemble right now, let your people pick!"
King Changhu heard this, how can I do it?! The troops are assembled, how can I muddle through?!
Wang Changhu hastily said: "Old brother, what troops are still gathering? Just call my people to choose, we can just chat and drink inside the house." After finishing speaking, he pulled Wang Yizhe towards the house, walking while winking at the military supply officer; the military supply officer nodded in understanding, following the 7th Brigade staff personnel to go select people.
After entering the house, Wang Yizhe said: "Younger brother, I'm really sorry, your Pig Brother is unworthy of this!"
Wang Changhu smiled and said, "Who's giving who? You don't have to feel embarrassed. It's me, your elder brother, who's being presumptuous by picking someone for you, that's the one who should be ashamed!"
"It's only right, it's only right; who made me your elder brother? You're being polite to me for nothing, just pick whatever you want, don't be polite."
Wang Changhu smiled and said, "Then I won't be polite."
The two of them chatted for a while, when suddenly a staff officer came in from outside and whispered something into Wang Yizhe's ear. After listening, Wang Yizhe's expression changed, he waved his hand at the staff officer, who stood at attention and saluted before leaving.
Wang Yizhe came to the opposite side of Hu Zi and said, "Younger brother, it's time to play with military tactics - secretly crossing the Wei River; tell me what you want these combat troops to do?"
Wang Changhu sighed and said: "Older brother, I also have no way, a group of rookie soldiers came, but the officers in my hands are not enough to use, so..."
Wang Yizhe angrily said: "So you dug the wall to me, I told you before one pig for a person, those were logistics soldiers, now you want 100 combat soldiers, even if you give me 500 pigs, I won't exchange!"
"Old big brother, you previously agreed to let me choose whoever I want, and those words haven't even faded away yet. You can't just go back on your word."
Wang Yizhe looked at Wang Changhu and said with a huff: "I'm going to call General Shao, let him judge who's right!"
Wang Yizhe called Shao Shuai's phone and told him what had happened.
Young General was puzzled: "Didn't you tell them to directly send 400 people over? Why did 400 pigs come instead?"
Listening to this, General Shao understood: Wang Yizhe wanted to take advantage of the situation, but was instead outsmarted by Wang Changtiger. He couldn't help but feel both angry and amused as he said: "I say, Dingfang (Wang Yizhe's courtesy name), now you know the ferocity of that scoundrel Wang! How about this: you give him 50 junior officers, I'll add another 50, and on top of that, provide an additional 50 logistical soldiers?"
Wang Yizhe had no choice but to agree; at this time, the young marshal asked Wang Yizhe to hand over the phone to Wang Changhu, who took the phone and said: "Young Marshal, you want me to take charge?"
Young Master sneered and scolded: "Get out, why are all the wicked people reporting first? I told Ding Fang to assign 50 men to you first, and those dozens of instructors also gave them to you. You little brat should not be dissatisfied, if you dare to cause trouble again, I will let you go clean the toilet. By the way, has the contract been signed?"
Although Wang Changhu was dissatisfied, he accepted this suggestion;
He replied, "Alright, I'll have him write a letter to the US delegation saying he's fallen in love with a girl at Taoyuan Library and wants to stay; then throw him into the army for a few months of training until he gets used to it. After that, send Zhao Yu and him to the US to open a bank. But first, have Zhao Yu intern at Bianye Bank, what do you think?"
Shao Shuai burst out laughing, while Wang Yi Zhe's heart was racing with fear: This American kid dares to play tricks on me? Forget it, I won't bother with him. He's just a madman.
"Alright, why not?! You've done a good job, it seems I should reward you: Zhang San, I've already arranged everything for you, you can go tonight."
Wang Changhu let out a loud "Ah" and jumped up, speaking into the microphone: "Young Marshal, I love you so much! Long live the Young Marshal..."
Wang Changhu didn't even greet Wang Yizhe, and directly ran back to his own camp. As he passed by the three people hanging there, he shouted: "Guards, take down Huang Yue'er, let her serve me at night...

