Reason 011

  Back to the dormitory, Dong Ge asked "Ah Kun, is this matter settled?" I smiled and said "Let's just settle it! These few days have been chaotic enough, let's be good for a few days!" Xiaobi Song followed up saying "Yeah! Moreover, Xiaobi Bing and Xiaobi Kui are also leaving, we should make the most of these few days and go wild! Don't mess around, leave them with some good memories!" Then we heard the curses from Bingzi and Kuige "Damn you Xiaobi Song, looking for us to beat you up?" followed by everyone's laughter.

  I smiled and followed up by saying "There are two main reasons"

  Bingzi laughed and asked, "Grass, are you still hiding from your brothers? If you have farted, let it out quickly!" The several brothers then laughed.

  I looked at Bingzi and Kuai Ge and said, "Aren't you two leaving soon? I want to give you a good memory, can't let you two leave in a hurry, right?" Then several brothers were a bit depressed.

  "Nothing to say, just make the most of these few days and have a good time, we're not going to disappear," said Brother Kuai, patting our shoulders. We smiled and didn't say anything.

  "I'll continue to 'Secondly, I also want to live a few days in peace and quiet, and have a good time with my wife, I really don't want to make any more trouble!' Then came the sound of several brothers' disdainful voices."

  Song Song and Dong Ge were happily scolding, "You damn well prioritize lust over friendship!" I joined in the fun too, scolding, "Be envious and jealous, you guys, die from jealousy!"

  In the afternoon self-study class, when there were only a few minutes left before school was dismissed, I told my brothers that I was going to find my wife and wouldn't be with them anymore. Then I ran out under their contemptuous gaze.

  I arrived at Ji Yu's classroom door and took a peek inside. There were no teachers in the class, probably another self-study session. Then I pushed open the door and went in.

  Ming and a few others were playing cards, the atmosphere was intense. As soon as I walked in, Ming got nervous for a moment, then saw it was me and relaxed. Ming waved at me, I smiled and walked over. Then I greeted Ming, and with a smile, I walked over to Ji Yu.

  Yu hit me and said "What are you doing? The class hasn't ended yet, what will we say when the teacher comes?"

  I laughed and followed up with "Nothing's wrong!" The people around Ji Yu cheered and shouted "Brother Kun is mighty!"

  I smiled and said to Yu, "Wife, I'll leave first, or else it won't look good if your class teacher sees us!"

  Followed me in Ji Yu's contempt, amused for a while and left. Wait for you for a moment, heard the bell of class dismissal, I suddenly became spirited, two eyes staring tightly at the door.

  The bell rang after class, I stood at the classroom door and looked out. After a while, Yu came out with his backpack on. I smiled and rushed towards Yu.

  Staring at me and asking "What are you laughing at? What's so good about it? Why are you so happy?"

  I put Yu's backpack on my own back and said "Nothing! I just think it's interesting to carry a backpack. It's been a long time since I last carried one."

  He rolled his eyes and sneered at me, "You think everyone is like you!"

  I didn't say anything, then I messed with my hair and asked, "Wife, what's for dinner? Tell me, where are we going to eat?"

  Yu looked at me and said "There's nothing special I love to eat, I'm easy to serve, just buy whatever you like!"

  I smiled and pulled up Ji Yu's hand, saying "Alright! Obeying orders, wife is walking" Then Yu hugged my arm, I was happy and walked with Yu to the school cafeteria.

  No wonder I'm not fond of the school cafeteria, mainly because every day they serve almost the same dishes, and it gets boring after a while. It's no surprise that students choose to buy bread and instant noodles from the small supermarket on campus instead, which tastes good but lacks nutrition.

  I don't like eating these things, I'd rather eat the unpalatable food in the cafeteria, and I will never eat these things, what if I get a stomachache and then some other illness comes out!

  After finishing dinner, I said to Yu, "Wife, let's go out and eat another day! The school food is really bad!" Yu looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked, "How can that be? I don't think it's bad! It's okay, besides, eating outside isn't hygienic!" I smiled and didn't argue, after all, the wife is always right.

  I was walking back and forth with Yuzheng, then I bumped into several brothers, followed by Kui Ge, Song Song, Yang Zi rushed towards me, Bingzi and Dong Ge were also smiling at me.

  I cursed, "Damn you, even brother dares to launch a sneak attack!" Before I could finish what I was saying behind me, I was beaten up by several brothers.

  Yu was watching us from the side, laughing to himself. After a while, my brothers finished teasing me and let me go. I glared at Dong Ge and cursed, "Damn you, stupid Dong, you're also following them in their mischief!" Then Dong Ge just smiled and didn't say anything, after which Kui Ge and the others beat me up again.

  Kui Ge turned his head and looked at me with a smile, saying "Let you bastard be wild again!"

  Then Kuai Ge turned his head and looked at Yu saying "Yu Jie, if Kun dares to bully you just tell us brothers, we'll take care of him for you"

  Yu smiled and said "Thank you, Brother Kui. If he dares to be reckless, I'll severely punish him."

  I said "Wife, they bullied me and you didn't care, but instead helped these few idiots bully me together, I'm heartbroken!"

  Yu quickly ran to my side, hugged my arm and said "Husband, don't be angry!" Then Yu looked at the brothers and said "If anyone dares to bully our Xiao Kun Kun, I'll fight with them." After that, Yu hugged my arm again.

  I laughed and said to the several brothers, "Did you hear that? My sister Yu has spoken, who else is not convinced?" Then I smiled at the several brothers with ill intentions. Under their resentful eyes, I pulled Yu and walked forward, thinking that after sending Yu back to the dormitory later, I would return and another tragedy would occur.

  They arrived at Ji Yu's dormitory building and said goodbye with a kiss. Yu ran halfway into the dorm before suddenly coming back out.

  "What's wrong, baby?" I asked Yu as I looked at him.

  He raised his arm and buried his head in my arms, saying "Little Li Kun, is there something on your mind?"

  I was taken aback and said "Nothing's wrong! Why did you suddenly ask that?"

  Yu looked at me for a while and then said "Nothing, just feel that you are a bit weird, is it about the matter of Kui Ge and them?"

  I sighed and said "Kui Ge and Bing Zi are leaving, they will leave next week, so this week is the last week we get to spend together" then I stopped talking.

  Yu pulled up my hand and smiled, saying "Cheer up! If they see you like this, they'll feel uncomfortable too." I touched Yu's face and smiled back at him, saying "Don't worry, wife, I know what to do."

  Yu Lele said, "Xiao Lǐ Kūn, then I'll go to the dorm first, and come find me tonight!" I replied, "Yes ma'am!" Then I asked, "Wife, can I ask you a question?" Yu thought for a moment and said, "Go ahead, as long as it's not too difficult!"

  I laughed and said to Yu, "Wife, why do you always call me Little Li Kun? Am I that small?"

  Yu followed up saying "All the other girls call you Xiao Li Kun, why can't I? Moreover, I think Xiao Li Kun sounds good, it's intimate and comfortable to call, from now on only I can call you Xiao Li Kun, got it!"

  I said with a sullen face, "It's just that it feels a bit weird, and others can call you whatever they want, it's just a title!" Yu followed up with a pouty expression, saying "No way, if other girls call you it's not okay, I feel uncomfortable hearing it, only I am allowed to call you that!"

  "I said 'Okay, okay! I remember, obeying the wife's orders' Then I said to Yu 'Wife, don't pout, come on, give me a kiss' And then Yu rushed over and kissed my face with a big smile. After that, Yu went back to the dorm."

  I thought to myself with a pleased expression, secretly smiled, and then headed towards the dormitory. Halfway through, I thought that going back to the dorm would inevitably mean dealing with those annoying people again, so I turned around and went back to the classroom instead.