Interview with Uncle Security - By Lu Dian Dian

  I'm just a small security guard, but the place where I work is not ordinary. The CMFU school gathers elites from sports, music festivals, and art circles, it's like a concentration camp for handsome men and beautiful women.

  I've been standing watch here for many years, witnessing all sorts of situations and people. And now this little girl has appeared, she's really quite interesting.

  First, disguised as a janitor, wanting to sneak into the school to take the entrance exam. But oh, little girl, you should know that our CMFU school has signed contracts with fixed cleaning companies. Wanting to sneak in like this is just an old cat smelling fish, sniffing and thinking.

  One plan fails, another one is born. Not knowing what to do, she actually hid in the mail car! The way of justice is a foot high, the way of evil is ten feet high. I have a detector, miss, you'd better come out quietly and head back!

  I admire you, don't underestimate this little girl. Your movements are still very agile, and you can even climb trees. But, cancel the praise, your falling posture is not elegant enough. Seeing how hard you're trying, I feel a bit sympathetic too. Let me kindly tell you, the entrance exam has already ended, so you can give up now.

  Sigh, looking at her lying on the ground in a sorry state, I softened and walked away. Let you lie down for a while. Under the wall of CMFU Academy, it's not just anyone who can lie down casually.

  I thought I'd never see that little girl again, but a few days later, she appeared in front of me, holding an admission notice from CMFU Academy, saying she wanted to take a look at the campus environment ahead of time.

  Isn't that wrong? I still remember you missed the entrance exam, how could there be an admission letter?! You're really not giving up, are you?!

  You're underestimating my memory too, I still remember you trying to sneak into the school several times, you little girl! Hmph, want to fool me? Bring out your ID card then!

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