Chapter Eighty-Five: Kissing Her Old Husband

  "No, you evil devil, not this again. Lele loudly resisted, and just as she shouted it out, she really regretted it. Looking at Jingyang's enlarged evil smile, she knew she was doomed."

  "You said you're so infatuated with me that even at night when you sleep, you softly call out to me."

  "What?" Lele didn't understand. "You dare call me a devil? Then I'll let you see the true nature of a devil."

  "I was wrong, I was just kidding."

  "Don't you have thoughts during the day and dreams at night?"

  "Am I talking in my sleep?!" Tian was extremely frightened, what exactly did she say in her dream?!

  "It's not just that, otherwise how would I have known you were this kind of person." Jingyang said helplessly.

  Lele was panicked, what on earth had she done that was unforgivable? Please tell me!

  Jingyang covered her face and said: "You actually took liberties with me in your dream... Alas, I thought you were a pure and innocent little sister, but it turns out that your heart is actually like this..." Jingyang expressed that she couldn't bear to look at her directly, let alone speak to her.

  Lele gritted her teeth in resistance, "How could that be!" But the guilt hidden in her heart made her words sound unconvincing.

  But she can't remember what happened, so she can deny it, maybe this devil is lying.

  "Alright, hurry up and get out of bed, dress nicely, I'll take you somewhere good," Jingyang said.

  "Don't you have to go to work?"

  "With you being so promiscuous, how can I have a peace of mind at work? You'd better go tell Maibao to prepare for the company's bankruptcy."

  "Hello..."

  "My name is not 'Feed', it's 'Devil'!"

  Lele's face suddenly turned red, oh no, how could this mouth betray her while she was sleeping!

  "I was just joking."

  "I see, it's better to change it then. This name really doesn't suit my personality."

  Lele's head nodded like a garlic press, now as long as he let her go, even if she called him Ximen Da Guanren, she would be happy.

  "Let's just call him dear husband instead."

  "What?" Lele's head was suddenly struck by lightning, she was shocked by his words, the numbness made her skin crawl, and she trembled all over, even under the covers.

  "Hehe......" She smiled wryly and said: "This title is still quite foreign with four characters... but can it be changed?"

  "Really?" Jingyang thought for a moment, then said in an extremely gentle voice: "Alright, let's change it. Who made me care about you so much!"

  Lè Lè secretly felt relieved, fortunately this devil was in a good mood.

  "Then just call me your husband!"

  Rumbling thunder, rolling heavenly drums, dog blood galore, joyful yet tearless.

  "Call out to me and I'll hear you."

  Meow...

  "Are you kidding me?"

  "Woof..."

  Lol became a cat planet in an instant and then became a dog planet, finally all declared failure.

  "Don't test my patience." Jingyang sneered, pressing down on her body, and asked with a sly smile: "Are you asking me to move the morning exercise venue to bed?"

  "Huh?"

  "But it's also good this way, you're so lazy in bed. This can also help you get some exercise."

  "No!" Lele protested firmly, she was still feeling sore from last night's ordeal, this guy was a typical case of thinking with his lower head.

  "Hurry up."

  Lele pursed her lips tightly, as if some secret would spill out of her mouth the moment she opened it.

  Jingyang didn't want to wait any longer, and he kissed her neck. His sense of crisis reminded him that Lele should hurry up. "Hus...band..."

  "I didn't hear."

  Lele frowned, he obviously heard it, why wouldn't he admit it. He just wanted to bully her, but when you're under someone's roof, you have to lower your head, no, when you're under his roof, you have to lower your head.

  "Husband!"

  Jingyang music has bloomed, this title is really good, "Shout again!"

  "Husband!"

  "Shout again!"

  "Husband!"

  Jingyang held her tightly in his arms and whispered in her ear, "From now on, call me like this, remember."

  Lele nodded obediently, secretly sorrowful in her heart. Heaven knows, if she shouted like this in the company, wouldn't some unknown flying object rush towards her? Isn't this making enemies everywhere, you big villain!

  "If you shout wrongly, I will punish you." Jingyang warned her.

  "What's the punishment?" Lele asked, still thinking in her mind. Could it be deducting her salary? She wasn't afraid of that at all. Her salary was really not enough to cover even her grandfather's hospital bill. When you have many debts, one more won't hurt, and since she already owed so much, she didn't fear continuing to owe more. The barefooted aren't afraid of the shod! Bring it on, evil spirit!

  "I'll make you unable to get off the toilet for three days."

  Boom, Lele's heart was cut by a knife, this demon's method of torturing people is really bizarre, such methods are available, and it's not an exaggeration to say that he's gone mad.

  I remember.

  Although Jingyang didn't want to let go of the soft feeling she brought him, he really had to work and intensify his plans on how to quickly marry her.

  He got off her, and Lele quickly put on her pajamas and slipped into the bathroom. In this large room, apart from the bathroom, she really couldn't find a better place to hide.

  Jing Yang looked at her disheveled appearance, a triumphant smile spreading across his face. When would this little girl finally understand his good intentions? As soon as he let go, his hand happened to touch her phone. He was taken aback for a moment, but then thought it was perfect timing - he had to see how she referred to him on her phone. Jing Yang dialed An Lele's number with his own phone, and the screen of her phone displayed "Jing Devil".

  Jingyang's mouth was almost twisted in anger.

  But what can't be controlled by him? He lightly tapped his fingers, and the evil spirit turned into "darling husband". He got out of bed with a smile to get ready for work. Morning exercise was no longer possible, with this little girl sleeping beside him, he really didn't have the heart to exercise anymore. Was this what Jiang Hai meant by falling? He smiled smugly and walked out.

  Jingyang went to work after finishing breakfast. Lele was puzzled that he didn't keep his promise to take her to a good place, how could he be so unreliable?

  This demon is always unpredictable, coming and going without a trace, speaking incoherently, and is unreliable! She also has things to do. She needs to study for the civil service exam, she's someone who wants to enter politics, her goals are clear at all times.

  She was lying on the bed reciting her book, when suddenly her mobile phone rang. The ringtone was a nice English song, she was stunned, when did her mobile phone ringtone become this? Was the phone malfunctioning? She grabbed her phone and took a look, the screen displayed "Dear Husband".

  Mom, what's going on?! It must be that devilish thing causing trouble again, using every trick in the book!

  "Hello?"

  "How come it took you half a day to answer the phone, were you in a cocoon?"

  Pfft, you're the one who's being self-righteous! Of course, this was just her inner monologue, and she had zero courage to say it out loud.

  "I was..." Lele was about to tell the truth that she was reading a book, but thinking of Jingyang's constipated expression when he saw her reading these books made her change her words immediately. Now even telling him small lies had become a common occurrence.

  "I'm thinking of you..." Lele said, fortunate that Jingyang couldn't see her expression at the moment, or else he would have seen through her.

  "That's a good thing, you should do more things like that. I'm only satisfied if you think about me 24 hours a day." Jing Yang said domineeringly.

  Lele rolled her eyes. She thought to herself: Do you think I'm a 110 (a Chinese slang for someone who is always available and obedient)? No way!

  "Good!"

  "Well done! Wait for your reward!"

  "A reward?" As soon as he heard the two words "reward", Lele's eyes immediately lit up with the symbol of RMB, what could be more exciting than a reward?!

  "Right! Wait for it!"

  "Good!" As long as there's a reward, she can wait as long as it takes, even if the seas dry up and the stones rot, it doesn't matter, she can even wait for an old longevity star to appear!

  "Right, hurry up and dress more casually, I'll come pick you up later and we'll go to a nice place," Jingyang said.

  Lè Lè happily laughed, it turns out this guy isn't someone who doesn't keep his promises, what he said was true! But why does he always say that something is really hard to listen to.

  "It's 'beautiful', not 'vagrant'!" she corrected.

  Jing Yang burst out laughing and said: "Girl, just because of your crazy behavior towards me last night and this morning, I can confidently tell you that this wave is more suitable for your temperament."

  Lele got angry and ended the call. Honestly, she's really that kind of person who can't spit out ivory from her mouth. I knew it was just to mock her.

  Jiang Hai walked into Jing Yang's office and saw him smiling. He looked at him in surprise and said, "Today's stock market can't make you so happy, can it?"

  "Hmm!"

  "Is it because of An Le?"

  "Brilliant!"

  Jiang Hai looked at Jing Yang's pleased expression and asked him, "Is An Le really that good?"

  Jingyang smiled but did not answer.

  "I think Nicole is most suitable for you."

  Jing Yang was taken aback, his smile disappearing as he said, "From now on, mention her less, especially in front of Lele. I don't want to see that girl getting jealous for no reason."

  "What? Yang, you don't seem like a henpecked husband!"

  "You're wrong!" Jingyang said, getting up and wanting to leave.

  "Oh, Mai Gao, this world is really too crazy, Yang, I really can't keep up with your crazy pace, don't get to know me, I feel so embarrassed."

  "I think I'm very happy," Jingyang said seriously.

  "Wait, where are you going?"

  "Go find your own happiness!"

  "Yang, you and she are so inseparable every day, it will soon lose its freshness." Jiang Hai reminded kindly.

  "Don't worry, my woman is An Lele, she gives me a different fresh feeling every day."

  Jiang Hai vomited incessantly towards Jingyang.

  Jingyang drove back to pick her up, and Lele had already changed into a white skirt waiting for him. The white puffy skirt made her look even more lovely and adorable.

  She rubbed one leg against the other, looking at Jingyang with a shy expression and asked: "Is it okay to dress like this?"

  "Not good!"

  Lele heard him evaluate like this and almost shed tears, she had carefully dressed up just to show off to him, but he didn't like it, she felt inexplicably sad.

  "I'm wearing this for you to see, but you don't like it..." she said softly.

  Jing Yang saw her about to cry and heard her say that, his heart rose with a wave of sweetness. This girl was really fun, making him heartbroken to the bone.

  "I was just kidding."