Chapter 14: The Kitchen is on Fire

  "I solemnly declare a very serious matter, I, the unparalleled and matchless handsome man in the world, Han Mochou, am truly filled with majestic anger today. It is impossible to ignore the actions of those three dead women anymore. I must fight to the end..."

  "Nonsense..."

  "Nonsense..."

  Two dissenting voices pierced through the centuries, with resentment and anger intertwined, pillows, carpets, plastic cups, slippers, all marched towards their destination with a high-spirited attitude.

  The poor stranger had a slipper in his mouth, innocently blinking his eyes, looking at the two iron brothers, wanting to seek help, but never thought that these two were the perpetrators!

  Ziwei hummed a tune in the kitchen, busy preparing a celebratory feast. Manman held a magazine, flipping through it listlessly. Xiaoyu stared at the beautiful girl in the manga, drooling uncontrollably, with an expression that was utterly infatuated and asking to be beaten up.

  A magazine flew over instantly, hitting Xiaoyu's forehead accurately without any bias. Manman snapped her fingers: "Oh! Bingo! One hit wonder. Hoo-hoo~~"

  Xiao Yu's eyes shifted, the remote control in her hand flew over, and she gave a sly smile. She raised her pillow to block the first wave of counterattack and even stuck out her tongue at Xiao Yu, indicating that she was fine.

  Xiao Yu rubbed her hands together and made an unclear laughing sound, taking step by step into the room, with a more and more pleased expression on her face.

  "Dear, I was wrong! Spare me, dear, take out your temper, broad-mindedness, don't punish me..." The soft pleading voice rose up, and the whole person directly shrank into the farthest corner of the sofa.

  "A slap on the face, a piece of candy in return. This trick won't work anymore. I don't like eating candy now. What I love more is to hear your screams when you're being tortured. It's so sweet and touching, it makes me ache." Little Jade found that she was becoming increasingly evil.

  "Ah...... stop it! Big sister, ahahahaha! Don't, don't, don't scratch my itch anymore, I give up, I, I, I was wrong, wuwuwuwu, Ziwei save me!" The ultimate move to deal with Manman is to scratch her itch, hahaha...

  Ziwei knew that Manman had offended Xiaoyu again when she heard the screams in the living room, and silently pitied Manman: "Poor Manman, you can only save yourself, I'm very busy."

  When the fragrant dishes were placed on the table, Xiaoyu automatically stopped what she was doing. After all, eating is the most important thing!

  "It smells so good! We can open a bottle of red wine today and celebrate." Manman said, then walked towards the living room's wine cabinet, swaying with an 82-year-old French red wine.

  While this side is enjoying delicious food, what about the other side?

  "Maple, I'm so hungry, what's for dinner tonight?" Jinbo weakly pulled on Maple who was beside him.

  "I think I'm no better than you!" Chen Feng's reply was also not nonsense.

  Meng Yu's stomach growled loudly: "Order takeout!"

  What time is it now? Which restaurant still delivers takeout at this hour? I'm so frustrated!

  "Let's have instant noodles!" Chen Feng fumbled his way towards the refrigerator.

  Jin Yan furrowed his brow: "Instant noodles were gone last week, where can we still eat instant noodles?"

  "Never mind, all of you get up. There's still some food in the fridge, go to the kitchen and stir-fry something to eat." Maple thought that at least it wasn't hopeless yet, having food was a turning point.

  Three people stumbled into the kitchen, and in less than five minutes, a wave of burnt smell wafted out, accompanied by the sound of sizzling and crackling, as well as the voices of three people arguing.

  "No, it's too big..."

  "Add oil quickly!"

  "Should I stir-fry the rice first or add oil first?"

  "Go die..."

  "I don't know either, what can we do?"

  " Fried rice, it's burnt at the bottom..."

  "Ah...... turn off the fire, turn it off, it's on fire...... it's on fire......"

  So the three brothers staged a fire in the kitchen, and the red light filled the sky, even the living room was clearly visible, for fear that the whole villa would be implicated, it's not just dinner, it's life!

  After half an hour of fighting, the big fire in the kitchen was finally extinguished, but three people were all charred, their faces as if smeared with petroleum, probably even now they would not be recognized by their own parents.

  "It's okay, it's extinguished. The kitchen will be renovated again tomorrow!" After finishing their final declaration, the three of them fell to the ground with a thud and fell into a deep sleep.