Chapter Ninety-six

  However, I think she's just being paranoid, so I don't have to take it seriously. I can just choose something she usually wears and that'll be it, which also saves me the trouble of waiting for her to hem and haw.

  "Let's just talk about this one!"

  I pointed to the white lace dress at the bottom and smiled, "White is fresh and elegant on you, it can help you get rid of all the bad luck from the past few days. Who knows, when we go out later, Xiao Su will encounter a super handsome guy and start a new passionate love affair."

  "Really?"

  She held her chin with both hands and looked at me with a cute expression.

  "Uh..."

  Resist the urge to slap her face.

  "Hurry up and change your clothes, after changing we'll go out to eat, after eating, we'll go find handsome guys together."

  "Are you looking too?"

  She turned her head and stared at me with a look of astonishment, her mouth wide open as if she could swallow an egg.

  "You look for it, I'll go see you looking for it. I'm not looking for any peach blossom luck,"

  Even if I wanted to fight back, but with a fox spirit around, I don't have the guts, and I definitely don't want him to send me straight to hell.

  "But..."

  Xiao Su looked at me, hesitated for a moment, and said: "You're also sixteen years old, it's time to have a boyfriend. Always relying on me like this makes me feel afraid."

  "Afraid? Why should I be afraid?"

  "Hahaha..."

  She smiled slyly and said slowly: "Afraid you'll fall in love with me."

  "Get out. A ghost would fall in love with you, you're a girl and I'm also a girl, how could I possibly like you."

  "It's hard to say, but I'm stuck with you because of our past relationship."

  "Alright, spare me."

  I couldn't bear it any longer, so I picked up the white dress from the bed and stuffed it into her arms.

  "You get dressed by yourself, I'll go out first."

  She turned around and prepared to leave the room, but was pulled back by her arm again.

  I turned around and asked: "What's wrong, are you expecting me to help you change clothes?"

  "Cut."

  She pretended to be afraid, with her hands clasped together, and said to me: "I wanted to ask you, your clothes are all sweaty like this, do you want to borrow my clothes for a day?"

  "Is it messy?" I asked.

  I didn't notice that, I stretched out my hands and pulled at the hem of my clothes, smiling at her and saying: "It's okay, I'm used to wearing this kind of thing, if you suddenly put those brand-name clothes on me, I'm afraid I'll feel very uncomfortable."

  "No way."

  She looked at me with an incredulous expression, her eyes scanning me up and down with disdain.

  "Can't my good friend Xiao Su dress a bit better?"

  "Penurious?"

  This girl, one day she didn't clean up after herself, and now she's going to go up on the roof and remove tiles again.

  I was speechless and said to her: "Isn't this dress the one you persuaded me to buy when we went shopping last time?"

  "Really?"

  She looked bewildered, as if she had no idea at all.

  "Uh-huh."

  I nodded firmly at her.

  "When did my eyesight get so bad? Hurry up and change, this clothes must be a fake brand name, otherwise, how could it become so old after wearing for such a short time. Honestly, you are Xiao Su's best friend, when we go out to play, please don't lose our face, okay?"

  "But..."

  Before I could finish speaking, a white one-piece dress was placed over my head.

  "Don't be like that, I have many white dresses, this one is for you to wear for a day. Look at you, we're about the same age, although I'm a few months older than you, but don't always dress up like a loli. We spend 24 hours together every day, half of which is spent together. You follow me around, it really scares me."

  Afraid again?

  "That's right."

  She nodded and said: "I'm really afraid that some blind dog-eyed person will come over and ask me, 'Is this your daughter?' I'd rather die by hitting my head against the wall."

  "Is it that exaggerated?"

  "Right," she said with a smile, pulling down the white dress on my head and stuffing it into my arms. "Hurry up, hurry up, it's already past 10 o'clock, and we'll need to spend some time on the road later. My weekend is over so quickly."

  She clutched her clothes with a look of distress and hastily ran to the window, quickly pulling up the curtains.

  "What's wrong with you, standing there like a fool? Hurry up and change your clothes!"

  Saying that, she took off her pajamas in front of me.

  I stared at her with wide eyes, and she wasn't wearing a bra. Her 36D breasts looked really big, and I secretly compared them to mine in my heart, feeling inferior.

  "Hurry up and change, what are you standing there staring at me for?"

  Xiao Su hastily put on the clothes in her hand, glanced at me with a frown, followed my gaze to her own chest, and was suddenly startled. She quickly pulled down her clothes and wrapped her arms around herself, pretending to be afraid: "Xia Qinghe, your eyes are filled with jealousy and resentment now. Are you jealous that my breasts are more developed than yours?"

  "There is a point."

  I nodded in agreement.

  "I'm only a few months younger than you, how come your bust looks so much bigger than mine? It's really unfair."

  She smiled complacently, "Then you can just be jealous. I have a special relationship with the heavens, and you don't. A 34C is good enough for you. You don't know that in today's society where being thin is beautiful, those 32ABC people and those flat-chested women are also working hard to survive. You should be grateful that you didn't develop into something abnormal, and instead of being jealous of me, who is specially cared for by the heavens, you should be burning incense and worshiping your ancestors and Buddha. Be careful or the heavens might get displeased and take away your 34C, turning you into a flat-chested woman or a pancake. See if you still dare to complain about the work of the heavens."

  "Pfft pfft pfft, a dog's mouth can't produce ivory. What's wrong with my 34C? I didn't say I'm not satisfied."

  "There's no dissatisfaction, so hurry up and change into the skirt for me. Don't dawdle and waste time anymore. Today is a precious day, I'm going out to find peach blossoms, you come with me too."

  I smiled and said: "You're looking for peach blossoms, I'm following you isn't that making trouble? After we finish eating the delicious food, you go find your good peach blossoms, I'll go home and sleep my big-headed sleep."

  "You dare."

  She gritted her teeth and smiled with a terrifying face.

  "You dare to leave me alone and sneak back to see what's waiting for you next Monday."

  I knew she was joking and meant no harm, so I nodded in response.

  "Cough cough, I don't dare. I'll definitely accompany you, I'll definitely accompany you."