Chapter 113

  "What do you want to do?" I looked at him with a fearful face.

  "Okay?"

  The fox's voice suddenly dropped to a low tone, and his head suddenly approached my ear, biting his teeth one by one, saying slowly: "Thirteen generations just seemed to tell Ben Zun that Ben Zun should stand here waiting for you to come back, is it?"

  When it came to saying "well-behaved", the fox seemed to spit out the two words from its mouth.

  Originally there was nothing, a very ordinary sentence without any other meaning. Hearing him say it like that, I also inexplicably couldn't help but start blushing.

  "This deity has lived for thousands of years, and for the first time, someone called me 'good boy'. The feeling of being called this way doesn't seem bad at all. If the thirteenth generation's voice could be a bit softer and more feminine, perhaps even I would melt into a puddle upon hearing it."

  "Hehe..."

  I didn't dare to retort, I could only smile foolishly at him. In my heart, I couldn't help but scold myself for saying "good boy" earlier. I knew that this fox's brain wasn't good to begin with, and now who knows what nonsense he's thinking in his head after hearing those two words.

  "Alright! I'm right here waiting for you, hurry up and come back, 13th generation."

  He seemed a bit embarrassed, looked away and chuckled softly.

  Strangely wonderful, I turned around in an instant and didn't forget to give him a white eye.

  Originally said to be treating the fox to good food, but to be honest, I didn't really think about treating him well. I thought that for someone like him, an ancient relic of a thousand years, who doesn't understand our modern society, just giving him a modern hamburger would be enough to get rid of him.

  But now it's already this late. In order to deal with the fox in a timely manner, I don't have any extra time to find a hamburger store, so I can only randomly find a Sichuan restaurant and buy something he hasn't eaten before to temporarily stuff his mouth.

  Pushing open the door, at this time, there were still quite a few people eating noodles inside the store.

  "Boss lady, I'll have a bowl of dan dan noodles and two hot dogs."

  Hot dogs, I don't think foxes have ever eaten them before! That's what I thought. After a while, when he saw these foods, he should be very happy.

  However, when I finished shopping and came out, the fox was no longer outside the store.

  I thought he was intentionally teasing me. I looked around the shop door and whispered, "Fox, fox."

  I called out a few times, but there was still no response. I turned around and looked around, but all I saw was a vast expanse of darkness that seemed to swallow everything up.

  "Fox, fox, where are you? I've already bought food for you, come out quickly."

  I forgot, he's not a person of our time, he's a demon. If we're not careful and run into those powerful and ill-intentioned demon hunters on this late night, he'll be in danger.

  "Fox, fox, come out quickly. I've already bought the food, if you don't come out, I'll throw them away."

  But even though I said so, there was still no response from the fox.

  "Xia Benzun, come out and show yourself! Where are you hiding?"

  I shouted loudly into the darkness, but still no one came to respond.

  Did he just leave like that or did he encounter danger and escape alone? I thought so, and a wave of fear surged up in my heart.

  I do have a dislike for him, but I never thought he would leave like this. If it's because I didn't pull him into the store to hide earlier and let something happen to him, I think I'll be uneasy for the rest of my life.

  "Yelling so loudly in the middle of the night, trying to scare a ghost to death!"

  The sound of the fox's complaint came from the darkness.

  My heart skipped a beat, I turned around to see a pair of purple eyes glowing in the dark alley, and my feet suddenly felt unstable, almost falling to the ground.

  "What... what are you hiding in there for?"

  I held a bowl in one hand and patted my chest with the other. In the middle of the night, a person with purple eyes suddenly appeared, trying to scare me to death.

  I stared at him intently, watching as he slowly approached, his eyes cast downward, and saw the fox with both hands covering his crotch, seemingly pulling up his zipper.

  "Ah!"

  I let out a loud shriek and turned around, not daring to look at him again.

  The fox said: "I've been out for a long time, I'm so anxious to find a place to relieve myself. Just after entering, I heard the thirteenth generation shouting and yelling outside."

  "Square square square...... convenient?"

  Okay! I forgot. Although he is a fox spirit, this fox still needs to go to the bathroom.

  "Yes, although I am not a mortal, I still have to take dumps and pee."

  Take a dump? As soon as he said that, the heat on my face that had just faded away suddenly surged back up again, and it seemed like the temperature was even hotter than before.

  I pouted and blew my nose, which was already sweating, and I felt a wave of disdain for the fox in my heart. I really didn't expect this fox to be so shameless, no, not just shameless, but actually having no shame at all. When talking to girls, he's always spouting dirty things, how dare he, I'm even embarrassed for him.

  The fox walked over and looked at the plastic bag in my hand with a curious expression, "Is what's inside here the delicious food that the thirteenth generation is going to treat me to?"

  When he looked at me with his eyes on my hand, I nodded, "Yes."

  "Hurry up and find a place for me, I'm starving and need something to eat." The fox ordered me.

  "Eat something?"

  My gaze involuntarily fell on his hand.

  Finishing the toilet and then eating, isn't this a bit too heavy taste? In ancient times, people didn't wash their hands after using the toilet, or did animals not have the habit of washing their hands after using the toilet?

  I just thought about it, and the fox couldn't help but urge "What are you still doing here? Didn't you hear that I'm hungry? Thirteen, quickly find a place for me to rest, I want to find a table to eat."

  "Table?"

  I turned around and looked in all directions, but it was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.

  "It's so late, where can I find a table for you? Just squat down somewhere and finish this noodle in two or three bites!"

  I tried to persuade the fox, but he suddenly turned his head and said with a grin: "This deity doesn't want to crouch, this deity wants a table, this deity wants to eat noodles on top of the table."

  As he spoke, he let out a long sigh and raised his head.

  "You, you, you, stop it, don't shout, don't shout." I was anxious to stop him.

  In the dead of night, a fox's cry is heard. Is this an invitation for Mother Fox to come and sleep here?

  "The Buddha doesn't want to squat, the Buddha wants a table."