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Crazy Taoist

  Crazy Taoist

  "I've been hungry for several days now, I beg of you, kind lady, to give me some money for food, so that I can fill my belly?" The Taoist priest asked with a pitiful and pleading expression.

  Xia heard and quickly took out her purse, taking out all the money, about 5 or 6 hundred yuan. Yang Meng saw this and immediately became furious, snatching the cash from Xia's hand and pointing at the Taoist priest with a stern face: "You think you can cheat me? Your tricks are useless in front of me, I know what you're up to. If you dare to deceive my wife again, I'll smash your stall."

  Yang Meng's wise decision was supposed to bring about Shi Ya's gratitude, and he was delighted that she might even agree to marry him. But this idea was completely wrong. Suddenly, Shi Ya punched him in the stomach and snatched the money from his hand, putting it on the Daoist priest's stall.

  Xiyue's face was full of pleading "Ask Da Zhang to be my husband and calculate a horoscope for me."

  People on the roadside saw Shiya throwing RMB on the stall, all shook their heads in dismay, thinking which silly girl was deceived by this crazy Taoist.

  Yang Meng's face was gloomy, and at this time, the Taoist's words reached his ears: "The young master has a bloody aura on his face, it seems that he will take an irreversible path in the future. Moreover, he won't stay long in L City, and will return to his hometown. And even in his hometown, things won't go smoothly for him, he'll provoke some extremely vicious affairs that he shouldn't have provoked."

  Yang Meng heard that and directly blew up "You old Taoist with a cow nose, you accepted my wife's money but didn't help her resolve the problem. You took the money but didn't do anything for her. Don't you have any professional ethics at all?"

  The Taoist had a cow-like expression "There is a way to break the curse," said the Taoist, taking out a jade pendant from his pocket. "This jade pendant was placed by the great god on Mount Hu Lu to absorb the essence of the sun and moon for 200 years, it can dispel the calamity of the donor, and eliminate the worry of losing one's life."

  Yang Meng was also a hot-tempered person, and with one hand she grabbed the RMB on the stall. With another hand, she snatched away the Taoist's 'jade' pendant. "Well, you're really something, you're still talking about Mount Hulu and the Great Luo God, aren't you going to pull out a few more Golden Hulu dolls? You're still cursing me to lose my life, I dare to smash your stall for you."

  The Taoist saw that the money was gone and directly used the momentum of a thief to grab the money from Yang Meng's hand. The Taoist's hands were also very quick, grabbing one corner of the money in Yang Meng's hand. "You took my jade pendant, you must give me the money. Don't you have any integrity? I calculated your fortune for you, so you should give me the money. This money is already mine, hurry up and give it to me."

  "Daughter-in-law, did you hear that? This old man won't even cheat people, he's a Taoist priest, and still so poor," Yang Meng said in an extremely strange tone.

  The Taoist also had an old face and didn't react much, still with a pretentious expression, and was extremely arrogant, with one hand tightly grasping the RMB in Yang Meng's hand, without any intention of letting go.

  "Hey, you old Taoist, you just don't want to give me the money, do you? I don't want your 'jade' pendant. If you curse me, I'll just pretend to be a magnanimous person and not ask you for compensation. Just return my wife's money and that's it."

  "No, once the money is in my hands, there's no going back. I'm not cursing you, that's a fact. Within these three years to come, if you don't take down this 'jade' pendant, you'll have concerns about your life. I hope you think thrice before acting, little donor."

  "Damn it, you're still cursing me"

  At this time, Shi Ya punched Yang Meng's stomach with a fist. He covered his stomach with both hands, and the money was directly put into his arms by the Taoist priest, who had a "cow" expression on his face and restored his Wind Crane Immortal Bone appearance. The Taoist priest stroked his beard and said, "Young man, keep your jade pendant well. Three years later, I will come back to calculate another fortune for you, and at that time, you will know whether what I said is true or false." The Taoist priest was originally serious, but suddenly changed into a sly appearance, looked around, packed up his stall, and ran away quickly.

  Yang Meng shouted loudly "The city management is coming"

  Yang Meng let out a loud roar, and the Taoist priest, who was already 80 years old, suddenly sprinted away at a speed of 80. He looked at Shi Ya and said, "You see, this stupid old Taoist is just cheating people, and he's only cheating young girls like you."

  Although he's a bit crazy, I feel what he said might be true. If in three years something like that really happens, you must come find him quickly. I don't know if in the future you and I will still be together after three years, because three years is too long, enough for us to go from being young and inexperienced to mature," Shiyar said with some sadness. Originally Yangmeng wanted to say something but couldn't get a word out, both people fell silent.

  At this time, Shi Ya took the 'jade' pendant from Yang Meng's hand. The 'jade' pendant was round in shape and had a red string on it. When Shi Ya put the 'jade' pendant around Yang Meng's neck, he felt a cool sensation. He subconsciously touched the 'jade' pendant on his neck, feeling that this 'jade' pendant was a treasure. However, when he thought of the old Taoist priest's actions, his anger rose again.

  Yang Meng and Shi Ya took a taxi back to school, the 'jade' pendant around his neck was particularly eye-catching. When he returned to class, Yue Caiyun stared at the 'jade' pendant with wide eyes: "Meng Ge, where did you buy this 'jade' pendant? I saw many of these pendants on a stall at the school gate yesterday, and you still wear it around your neck, how ridiculous is that?"

  Yang Meng looked at Yue Caiyun with an especially calm expression. "Don't you know the goods? Why are there so many high-quality fake products now? High-quality fakes have a market, what you see at the school gate are all counterfeit products that look good but are actually not."

  "Ah, I've got it! The jade pendant! Ah, I'm telling you, I saw the same one yesterday. It feels exactly the same in my hand, don't you know? And you're still treating it like a treasure... I'm really speechless. Ah, men, I wish your child's IQ would increase, increase!" Yue Caiyun lowered her head and muttered to herself.

  Yang Meng's teeth itched and this old cow nose was so angry that he had dug his own grave. He slammed the table with a "bang" and said, "This revenge will not be repaid, I am not a gentleman." With one hand, he removed the 'jade' pendant from his neck and bit off the string, putting it on his wrist. The 'jade' pendant was just the right size for his wrist, and he looked very pleased, even shaking it in front of Yue Caiyun's face.

  Yang Meng had a dream during his afternoon class, dreaming that he was chasing and beating the old Taoist with a cow nose from noon. That was so refreshing! After catching up, he stepped on the Taoist's body with one foot and raised his head to laugh loudly.

  Yang Meng suddenly felt a strong force pulling him up, and before he could react, he felt like someone had kicked him in the chest. He shook his head, looking confused and disoriented, but still hadn't spoken.

  Yang Meng was grabbed by a fierce woman who seized his collar and threw him out of the classroom. Before he knew what was happening, he was thrown out. Just as he was about to leave, he heard Yue Caiyun's laughter, followed by another loud shout: "Yue Caiyun, get out!"

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