Chapter 3: The Farce of Joy

  Liang Fengyang and Feng Yun's "woman" Cao Yazi jointly opened a clothing store on the commercial street in the county town, with an area of only 100 square meters, called Fengyang Clothing.

  Liang Fengyang rode his electric bicycle with the wind in his hair, overtaking BMWs and Mercedes-Benz, and returned to the clothing store. He stopped his bike and thought to himself, "I've encountered many good cars along the way, it's as if all the famous cars of Qinghu County have come out to race me. Fortunately, my physical strength is good, with the electric assist and pedals, I was able to ride wildly all the way."

  Liang Fengyang smiled and looked at Cao Yazi, who was sitting at the entrance of the store with her long skirt gathered to avoid exposure, and said: "Sister Cao, guess what I saw by the Qinghu Lake?"

  "Have you seen the carp?"

  Liang Fengyang mysteriously said: "What's so new about seeing a carp? Even if I saw a man and a 'woman' by the lake, it's nothing. But I saw beautiful women! Two beautiful women from outside, one is from the big city of Yanjing, and the other is from Thailand!"

  "What? My tree god, you saw a Thai person! I heard that Thai 'women' are all very seductive. Did the Thai 'woman' you saw wear clothes?"

  "Cao sister, you're so flirtatious again! Even if Thai trans women are seductive, they still wear clothes! The woman I saw from Yanjin was a great beauty, her elegance was like the misty lake. When I first saw her, I thought she was an immortal fairy who ran out of the misty lake! My heart skipped a beat! That Thai woman was her bodyguard, seductive and hot, wearing a pink sports suit, with big breasts and long legs, her body was like a ripe peach hanging from the tree..."

  "Feng Yang, stop talking quickly and go to the bathroom first! I'm afraid your high-pressure water gun will spray out suddenly."

  "Sister Cao, you said that, how can I just spray casually? Let me tell you, although I'm masculine, my willpower is very strong. If you're willing, I'll make sure to feed you till you're full!"

  "Behave! You dare to flirt with Sister Cao again, or I'll let the tree spirit take you away!"

  On the bustling commercial street, the clothing store was temporarily without business, and no one noticed what Liang Fengyang and Cao Yazi had said.

  Because of Liang Fengyang's teasing just now, Cao Yazi's body was a little 'wet', and she glared at Liang Fengyang with a scolding look, got up and walked into the store.

  Looking at Cao Yazi's plump back, Liang Fengyang's body was very proud, and he slowly followed in, starting to talk about his affairs with those two out-of-town "women".

  It sounds a bit 'romantic', Cao Yazhi smiled and said: "Feng Yang, your soul can't be taken away by those two girls. Even if you leave them your phone number, they won't call you. How does that song go? Everyone is everyone else's passerby, everyone is everyone else's loneliness. If we put it on you, then you are their passerby, and they are also your passerby. If your soul is taken away by them, after they leave, you will be very lonely."

  "I have you, and I won't be lonely wherever I go."

  Li Fengyang was about to put Cao Yazi in his arms, just as a familiar customer arrived, a 'fat' woman who had difficulty buying suitable 'pants', but every time she came here, she could buy relatively fitting 'pants'.

  This woman is quite tall, nearly 170cm, and weighs around 200 pounds, belonging to the category of "fat" girls who are fighters. It's said that when she was with her husband, she liked to sit on top, often making him cry out in surrender.

  Fei Niang heard what Liang Fengyang and Cao Yazi said, twisted her waist with a water bucket, and laughed: "Ah, the male boss is flirting with the female boss again, I've encountered it three times already!"

  Cao Yazhi didn't get angry, smiling and saying: "Li Fengyang this kid said he met a beautiful woman from a big city at the edge of Youjing Lake, and he's been bragging to me nonstop!"

  "Fat" girl said while choosing pants: "Our Qinghu County is a tourist destination, in summer and autumn, many outsiders come to travel, outsider beauties are not fresh, my neighbor even slept with a woman from the big city, especially refreshing and comfortable, came five times in one night."

  Cao Yazhi recommended a pair of pants to 'Fei' Jiao, the kind that makes your butt look slightly smaller when you wear them. A plump butt is a beautiful thing, but if one butt is equivalent to three normal butts, it's definitely not beautiful. The oppressive force of sitting on a toilet like a man with a disability would be frightening.

  Fei carefully examined the pants in her hand, and Cao Yazi said to her: "Feng Yang is probably not going to have a chance to sleep with those two women from outside the city. Originally, he had the opportunity to take them to Qinglong Mountain, but as they chatted, they thought he was a rascal and didn't let him go."

  "Liang Fengyang is indeed the most outrageous of the three big shots in the county, but he's not a hoodlum, he's got charisma! I really 'admire' Fengyang, sometimes when I'm with my husband, I think of Fengyang..." said Fei Niu.

  As the local snake, Liang Fengyang was almost scared silly and quickly said: "Fatty sister, don't think about me, even if my kung fu is high, I can't take your big butt! Sleeping with you a few times, walking will require crutches!"

  "Fat" girl laughed and scolded: "Liang Fengyang, you're a thousand times more annoying than that! Look at my husband, his body is much better than yours. He's been sleeping with me for years and hasn't even gotten a bruise! According to your theory, he shouldn't be able to walk and should be in a wheelchair!"

  Liang Fengyang lit another cigarette and smiled: "Your husband will be practicing qigong."

  "Cut the crap!"

  Fei Nu bailed out Liang Fengyang with a glance and went to try on pants in the fitting room.

  Cao Yazhi walked over and whispered, "Don't look down on 'Fei' sister, I heard she's still with that online friend of hers, one who came from afar to be with her."

  "If they come over and don't have the physique of a national athlete, I estimate that when they leave, it will be more miserable than climbing Mount Everest, dark and thin, walking with both legs trembling." Liang Fengyang said.

  Fei Niang heard this, and was furious. She hadn't even pulled up her pants before she opened the door to the dressing room, and a huge figure appeared in front of Liang Fengyang. With a scowl on her face, she said: "Liang Fengyang, you idiot! That net friend, the one I call Xiao Shuai Shuai, that man, he was fine when he left, and he even said that he would never forget me for his whole life! It must be you! You have no taste at all, looking down on my plump body. Let me tell you, being skinny isn't necessarily good, Fei Niang has many virtues. In the future, when you're finding a wife, don't find one who's too thin."

  Liang Fengyang almost rolled his eyes, he was the number one madman in Qinghu County, but he was actually flipped by 'Fatty' Lei Niu, now he thought of closing the door and stopping business.

  After Fei left, Liang Fengyang and Cao Yazi chatted for a while. He then thought of the beautiful Tang Danqing and Hu Die from Yanjin in the big city. The two must have arrived at their hotel room, but he didn't know which one.

  Tang Danqing will give him a call and ask him to lead the way up Qinglong Mountain, then make a wish in front of the crooked neck tree?

  Tang Danqing and 'Hua' Die, at this time already very famous in Qinghu County's Taoyuan Hotel, Tang Danqing lay down on the soft 'bed', her slender body looked even more plump, her upper body facing the ceiling, still savoring the scenery of Youjing Lake.

  "After applying the 'lip' color, she played with the 'lip' balm in her hand and smiled: "Tang Danqing big sister, are you still thinking about that country bumpkin?"

  "There isn't."

  "You don't have to lie to me, I can see it all! You're not interested in those second-generation rich kids or those nouveau riche, so how did you get 'mesmerized' by a small county town's local snake? However, if you want to play some weird 'romantic' games with Liang Fengyang during your travels, I don't have any opinions!"

  "'Flower' butterfly, don't talk nonsense, don't think nonsense, otherwise I'll get angry and deduct this month's salary from you."

  The butterfly stuck out its tongue and then closed its mouth.

  Someone is knocking on the door.

  Who could it be at this time? Could it be a hotel service staff? Tang Danqing and 'Hua' Die were both very suspicious.