Chapter 387: Don't (Grand Finale Part One)

  "What? Finally realized your mistake?" A voice came from under the tree next to him. Looking around, he saw a white figure leaning against the tree, it was him - Xiao Yang, and it turned out that he hadn't left.

  My heart skipped a beat, and I hastily walked towards him: "Hey, Xiao Shuai, you're still here? I was really afraid you'd be mad at me!" He blushed with a suspicious red face. Sigh, kids these days are so innocent, just one word of "handsome" and they get shy.

  It makes me feel like I'm a bit of a criminal, although my body is only 14 years old at this time. Because elementary school only lasts for five years, I started reading at the age of six, and many people didn't start until they were seven or eight. This is because my father was a teacher, so I started reading relatively early, which makes me a bit younger than my classmates. But now my thinking is that of an adult, it's a bit suspicious, like an old cow trying to pass itself off as a young one.

  "Consider this a warning, remember!" His deep eyes stared at me with a warning. I immediately raised my hand in response: "Got it, I promise I won't do it again." He couldn't help but laugh and rub his forehead: "Also, don't forget to go to school tomorrow at 8am to handle the boarding procedures and registration, and class starts at 10am." Oh, so that's why he was waiting here to tell us this, haha... we didn't see the notice, I must have been too angry earlier. Hehe... fun! The handsome guy is also going crazy! Yay!

  "Look at the rich expression on your face, what kind of evil idea are you thinking of again?" He looked at me with a puzzled face. "What evil idea? I just thought of a joke." I rolled my eyes and made something up. "Oh, a joke? Tell me about it." This guy seemed to be getting hooked.

  No choice, let's think of one in my head. Anyway, my future self loves reading books and often tells jokes and stories to students. Cui Wei sees my expression and says hastily: "Why don't we talk while walking? There are a lot of things to do this afternoon."

  I walked hand in hand with Qiu, and Xiao Yang followed reluctantly beside us: "No slacking off, speak up." I cleared my throat and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, today I'll tell you a small joke, listen carefully." I paused on purpose to see their reaction. Qiu's eyes were wide open, staring at me with an incredulous expression. Xiao Yang raised his eyebrows slightly, the corner of his mouth twitching upwards, looking rather calm.

  I continued to say: "Two tomatoes crossed the road, a car sped by, one of them dodged too late and was flattened. The other tomato pointed at the flattened tomato and laughed loudly: 'Haha, tomato sauce...' I burst out laughing: 'Isn't it funny?' Hmm, why is only my laughter echoing? Why didn't those two people react?"

  Oh no, I got carried away just talking about it. Let me think... we didn't even eat ketchup at that time, probably never even saw it before, so it's forgivable if there was no reaction. Hehe, I smiled: "This one isn't funny, let me tell another one?"

  Before they could react, I blurted out: "The big bad wolf said 'I'm going to eat you up!!!'" What do you think happened? Xiang asked anxiously, "What happened?" "In the end, the big bad wolf ate the little sheep." "Ah!" Xiang exclaimed, "Not funny. Where did you come up with such weird ideas? I've never seen you talk like that before."

  I rubbed my head: "Probably because I read more books during the summer vacation, and you know I like listening to the radio, they often tell jokes there." I glanced at Xiao Yang, only to see him with a seemingly smiling but actually thoughtful expression, looking at me. "Sigh, defeated by you guys, this is called cold joke, ordinary people can't understand it." I looked up at the sky speechlessly.

  Unconsciously, we had already walked down the mountain and were on the road. "Xiao Yang, wait for me." A voice came from afar. We slowed down our pace and looked back, only to see a chubby boy running towards us, panting heavily. He was not tall, probably developing slowly, with a pair of narrow eyes, a fleshy nose, and a plump figure, making him look quite adorable. However, he seemed somewhat familiar.

  I racked my brains to recall, and the fat boy seemed quite talkative: "Saw you guys from afar, called out for half a day before you heard me. Xiao Yang, how did you end up in Class 1? I'm in Class 2, aw! Lost another friend." The fatty's face showed some disappointment.

  Looks like the handsome guy is quite popular, and people are still thinking about him after he's gone. Suddenly I feel a little down, I'm gone, will my husband and son miss me? I don't know if there's any way to find my husband.

  "Hey, Xiao Yang, introduce me to these two little fairies!" Fatso exclaimed impatiently. Xiao Yang smiled faintly and said, "What's the hurry? Introduce yourself first." Fatso scratched his head and grinned foolishly. He quickly said, "Right, right! I'll introduce myself. My name is Yu Xiangqian, nice to meet you two little fairies." I burst out laughing at this, "Fish going forward, fish also going backward!" Xiao Yang's mouth twitched, and he immediately glared at me.

  I said seriously: "Fish towards the front classmate, I am Yin Ruoyun, this is my elder sister Yin Qiaohui, from now on we are classmates, please take care of us." The fat boy's face immediately bloomed with joy: "It turns out that two little fairies are classmates with me, great. My home is in the village ahead, you can come to my house to play, anyway there's no class today."

  Qiao Wei immediately opposed: "No way, how can you casually go to someone else's home? Besides, there are still many things in the afternoon." Listening to Qiao Wei's words, I suddenly remembered that Yu Xiang had pursued Hua Jie before, it seemed like during high school, but it didn't work out. I couldn't help but feel sorry for Zhuangzi, such a result is probably something he can't think of now?

  Xiao Yang again spoke in a light tone: "You don't have to stay and read, we need to go home and prepare things for school tomorrow. Let's not talk anymore, let's head back." As he said that, he strode forward with big steps.

  The fat boy smiled and said, "Well, let's meet tomorrow!" We arrived at the fat boy's village, but we were still on our way. After passing through two small villages, walking along the winding paths between fields, we came to the front of a single-plank bridge. Xiao Yang, who was walking in front, stopped and stretched out his right hand. I stared blankly ahead, feeling a mix of emotions, with a hint of sweetness.

  What a thoughtful and considerate boy. Some lucky girl will marry him in the future. But never mind, let's cherish the present moment. I hesitantly stretched out my right hand and put it into his, feeling happy inside. He gently held my hand and led me forward; my other left hand tightly grasped onto Xiao Yu, then we crossed the single-plank bridge sideways like a crab.

  "Hey, handsome Xiao, thank you so much! I'll never forget the favor you did for me. Please accept a bow from this humble girl." I made a deep bow in the ancient style. Qiao Xiang couldn't help but giggle, and Xiao Yang's face turned red again.

  Qiaohui grabbed me: "Stop messing around, we're home, don't let people see and gossip." This Qiaohui, typical old thinking. I furrowed my brow, ah, the task of reforming Qiaohui was immediately added to the schedule for now on.

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