Chapter 3

  Zuo Xiaolong and Niba entered the room, Zuo Xiaolong pulled open the curtains, and the two looked out the window first. As a result, someone happened to be passing by, raised their head, saw two heads, and scolded: "What are you looking at? Look at your butt!" Immediately after that, the hotel security guard came out to persuade them, but they didn't communicate well and directly started fighting. The security guard took out a stun gun and went straight for the man. As a result, the man had no reaction. The two stood there for half a day, neither of whom had ever seen the effect of using a stun gun before. One was waiting for himself to react, and the other was waiting for the opponent to react. Two heads on the upper floor were watching to see how the two would react. As a result, ten seconds passed, and everyone failed to realize whether they had reacted or not. The representative of the evil side always opened up first, and the man shouted: "You didn't charge it!" Then he directly slapped the security guard in the face with his palm. Soon, many people gathered, and police cars arrived immediately.

  As he got here, Niuba took a bath first. Zuo Xiaolong stood by the window to observe the situation, then Zuo Xiaolong went to take a bath as well. When he came out, he saw Niuba lying on the bed. The flashing lights of the police car cast a glow through the curtains onto the ceiling and walls. Soon, the ambulance's roof light also helped to soften the sharpness of the police car lights, filling the room with radiance. Zuo Xiaolong went to pull the curtains tight and found that fog had already risen in the distance, enveloping people downstairs in a veil of mist.

  Muduo is sleeping in his quilt, pretending to watch TV.

  After Left Little Dragon turned around, Mud said: "I'm here to borrow some money."

  The police car below shouted: "Alright, alright, disperse quickly, disperse quickly."

  "But it doesn't matter."

  That night, Bruce Lee sent Mud back home. The thick fog had spread out and the road ahead seemed hopeless. People have lights to break through the darkness, but they never have anything to break through the thick fog, except for Bruce Lee's motorcycle. They drove at a speed of 100 kilometers per hour in the fog with visibility of only five meters. Mud held on tightly and leaned back safely. Driving fast in the fog was one of Bruce Lee's habits. As soon as he saw fog outside, he would rush to push his motorcycle out. The thicker the fog, the happier he was. Every time he drove back home, he felt extremely satisfied, like being reborn. There were even two times when he couldn't find his way home because the fog was too thick. Bruce Lee never had any thoughts of going abroad, but if he did, he would definitely choose London, because it's a city of fog. Bruce Lee drove in the fog for a while and stopped the car. He might have felt too excited and needed to calm down. This thick fog might be the last one, what strange weather, summer is approaching, yet there's still thick fog.

  Bruce Lee said: "Do you know why I don't like gambling?"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Didn't you think this is the most thrilling gamble?"

  Muddy Hehe smiles.

  Bruce Lee: "Do you know why I don't like taking drugs?"

  "What's wrong?"

  "Doesn't this feel better than taking drugs?"

  "What's wrong?"

  "It's like riding a motorcycle in the thick fog, it's so exciting, your nerves are about to explode, and when you stop, don't you feel relaxed all over?"

  "Muttering, he said: 'Sorry, I fell asleep just now.'"

  Arriving in town, the thick fog seemed to have been devoured by the greedy crowd on the streets, visibility was already over 100 meters away. Liu Xiaolong sent Niba home and said: "Go upstairs, your dad and mom will definitely not be happy to see you coming back late."

  Ní bā shuō: "Wǒ hé wǒ bàba māma shuō le, jīn tiān zài tóngxué jiā, bù huí jiā le."

  Translation:

  Mud said: "I told my dad and mom, I'm at a classmate's house today, not going home."

  Zuǒ Xiǎo Lóng said anxiously: "You should have told me earlier, I've already returned the room."

  "Don't worry, I have money."

  Zuǒ Xiǎo Lóng scolded: "How can I use your money? You keep it, I'll think of a way."

  Zuo Xiaolong was actually very conflicted about whether to spend the night with Niuba, because he felt that he didn't particularly like Niuba. All of this was because Niuba liked him too much, and Zuo Xiaolong vaguely felt that there was no such easy thing in the world, where one could get what they wanted so easily.

  But it's better than nothing, the mud at least has a temperature of thirty-seven degrees, which is more than enough to warm up or cover your feet. Bruce Lee thought for a moment and said, "Alright, you follow me then."

  "Mud asked: 'Is... following you?'"

  "Right, you can follow me then."

  Ní bā dào: "ēn."

  Translation:

  Mud said: "En."

  "Alright, then you're my woman now."

  Zuo Xiaolong walked slowly through the town with Niuba, because the town was small, so they had to slow down their pace, otherwise it would be easy to get dizzy. As they passed by a grocery store, Zuo Xiaolong stopped. Niuba asked: "What's wrong?"

  Zuǒ Xiǎo Lóng held his breath and said: "Listen."

  The store was playing passionate disco, which sang:

  Sisters come out and play

  Just for hooking up with chicks

  Kai Zi is really stupid

  Like eating steamed buns

  Kai Zi is treating everyone to dinner.

  Let me help you with it

  Kai zi ruo shang lu a -> The trailer is on the road

  Show you a little bit

  Kai Zi wants money

  Let you touch your chest

  Kai's move is really bold!

  Only when you take off your pants

  Are you going to let me touch it or just look at it?

  Go ahead and choke on it then

  Want to dig deeper

  Just look at your expression

  Just look at your expression

  Just say you're going

  Kai Zi is very hungry.

  Ask him for a ride

  He can't afford it

  Don't let him touch you again

  He must be very angry.

  Sent to the police station

  Sent to the police station

  Sent to the police station

  Zuǒ Xiǎo Lóng stood beside him, his pores enlarging and pupils shrinking, as he took a step forward and said to the shop owner:

  "Boss, you have to lock him up."

  The boss put down the magazine "Hubei High-ranking Official Keeps Ten Female Students as Mistresses" in his hand and said, "Who are you?"

  "This store of yours has things that make me very uncomfortable. The ideas you're promoting are wrong, I don't recognize them, and this is harmful to society."

  The boss was stunned for half a day and said: "Are you a city administrator?"

  He said: "No, I am Zuo Xiaodong, I'm just a citizen."

  The boss sat down with a plop and continued muttering to himself while flipping through the magazine: "Scared me to death, turns out it's just a citizen."

  Zuǒ Xiǎo Lóng snatched the music player and turned off the music, saying: "I haven't received your disc yet."

  The boss calmly flipped through a page, pulled out his mobile phone and called the police.