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Are you kidding me?

  Chapter 26 Are You Kidding Me?

  Above the chest and below the thighs, everything was exposed without any reserve. Yun Haoxuan's eyes suddenly became deep and solemn.

  "You demon, what has my little darling done to offend you? You actually treated my family's little darling like this, you're too much." Lu Xi'er quickly rescued the poor little turtle from the iron pliers and then glared at him with accusing eyes.

  "What did I do to it? It ran onto my bed and went wild, I didn't put it in the pot right away, but instead sent it back here to you. I was already very kind, if there's a next time, don't blame me for being impolite." Yun Haoxuan forcibly shifted his gaze away from her body without leaving any traces, then warned her with a stern tone.

  "You said my little darling climbed onto your bed? Are you kidding me? How is that possible?" She had clearly locked the door just now, how did it run out?

  "Or did you think I was interested in framing your pet?" The deep black eyes narrowed instantly, was he that bored?

  "I had just instructed it to stay in the room, didn't you use some kind of temptation to lure it out?" Luo Xi'er's voice grew softer as she spoke, until it was almost inaudible at the end.

  "What did I use to lure it out? Why didn't you speak louder?" This dead girl, her own pet is causing trouble, and she's pushing the blame onto his head, is she really stupid or just pretending to be?

  "Alright, alright, it's my little darling who was wrong, I'll apologize on its behalf, are you satisfied now, big brother?!" Luoxi'er curled her lip in disdain. "I've never seen a guy so petty."

  "Don't let me find out there's a next time, or even the emperor will lose face." Yun Haoxuan said coolly, his hands in his pockets, turning around. Just as Luo Xi'er thought he was about to leave, he suddenly turned his head back, and a hint of evil light flashed from the depths of his eyes: "Kindly reminding you, your bath towel... is about to fall off."

  "What, ah……" Luo Xi'er immediately lowered her head to look down, only to see the towel hanging on her chest, which was like two small steamed buns, swaying precariously. From his angle, it perfectly exposed her cleavage. She hastily reached out to grab the towel and used her foot to kick the door shut, producing a deafening crash.

  "Based on my observation just now, you are already moderately malnourished. If you don't seize the time to supplement your nutrition, you will miss the best opportunity for chest development." The serious voice of Yun Haoxuan came from outside the door.

  "It's none of your business about my development issues." Luo Xi'er, tightly clutching her bath towel and leaning against the door, had a bright red face. Oh Mother Mary, on the very first night after moving in, she was already ogled by him like a piece of tofu. How is she supposed to spend the rest of her days? It's unbearable to live in constant guard against this lecher!

  "I'm just giving you a kind suggestion, whether or not to accept it is up to you. I need to conserve my energy and prepare for tomorrow's match. Goodnight!" A cool voice came from outside the door, followed by footsteps that seemed to swagger with confidence.

  "Cut, what's with that? Is my bust too small? The girls in our class look about the same, don't they?" Luo Xi'er said after his footsteps faded away.

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