He pounced on the school grass and kissed her fiercely, wanting to devour her.

  "Uh, I'm looking for my wife."

  With a "hiss", Xia Zhi Xing suddenly sat up straight.

  Awesome!

  "Great god, how did you know my phone number?"

  "I'll know it when I see it."

  Jiang Yaochen always speaks so lightly and easily, but Xia Zhi Xing doesn't know that he's very happy at this moment, because he said he wants to find a wife, and she immediately responds with a loving tone asking how to get her phone number.

  "Oh great god, I couldn't sleep."

  "Okay, I'll keep you company and chat with you."

  "Alright! How about we play a game of brain teasers?" Xia Zhi Xing answered hands-free and tossed the phone aside, onto the pillow. Da Shen's pleasant voice immediately filled the dorm room, making Xia Zhi Xing feel much more at ease.

  "Uh-huh."

  "Then I'll ask!" Xia Zhi Xing said excitedly.

  "Is there a prize for answering correctly?" Jiang Yaocen asked over the phone.

  "Of course."

  "What is it?"

  "How is the wooden horse?"

  "How many?"

  "Answer one question and get one wooden horse, answer two questions and get two wooden horses, and so on."

  "Then you can start."

  "Who is taller, A or C?"

  Is C higher? (ps: Because A "compared to" B "is lower than" C)

  "Four people were playing mahjong in a house when the police came and took away five people. Why?"

  "Because they hit people called Mahjong?"

  "There was a fat man who jumped from a high building, what did he turn into?"

  "Dead fat boy."

  As soon as Xia Zhi Xing's question fell, Jiang Yao Chen was able to respond fluently.

  Uh... okay...

  Xia Zhi Xing decided not to play with Da Shen anymore. If she continued, she would probably be paying off the "wooden horse" debt to Da Shen for the rest of her life.

  "Why aren't you saying anything?" The person on the other end of the phone had been silent for a long time, so Jiang Yaocen asked with concern.

  Xia Zhi Xing reluctantly replied: "Great God, you're too clever, I'm afraid that if we continue playing like this, I'll end up losing."

  "You don't have to lose out, I'll take your place." Jiang Yaocen joked.

  "Are you going to eat me?" Xiazhi Xing said in confusion.

  "Hmm, tonight Tang Mo will be having Ye Xiangxiang." Jiang Yaocen said with deep meaning over the phone.

  Xiazhi Xing said unclearly: "I didn't understand."

  "Ask Ye Xiangxiang tomorrow and you'll understand."

  Xia Zhi Xing thought for a long time and felt that the phrase "who eats whom" was very familiar, no, it was very eye-catching.

  “……”

  Half a moment later, Xia Zhi Xing's face turned red, she had seen this in romance novels before.

  "Great God..."

  "Uh-huh."

  "You're not being very kind."

  "Huh?"

  "You can't be so blunt about wanting to eat me!"

  “……”