The daily life of a couple who are both otakus
Super Moe's Daily Life Extra Delivery
The most adorable height difference is all a scam. For example... Xixi and Tao Ce at this moment.
The sky is drizzling with small rain, pattering and crisp, with a hint of coolness. On the ground, there are puddles of water reflecting the lush greenery of summer and the grayish sky.
Two people stood under the door for a long time before sighing together.
Their height difference is 25 cm, and they can't complete the romantic act of walking down the street under one umbrella. Because, according to Tao's height, Xiao would get her face wet from the rain if she held the umbrella at his height. If they adjusted the umbrella to Xiao's height, Tao could only hunch over uncomfortably, which was undoubtedly a difficult situation. As a result, the two people could only walk separately under their own umbrellas.
Two people in their prime marriage age start learning to live independently, from daily grocery shopping and cooking to doing household chores and earning a living.
Taoci occasionally followed Pan Yulin to run business, back and forth, with a strong smell of wine, the final result was that those customers were chatted into dizziness, signing successfully.
Smiling and doing planning, occasionally flipping through materials at home, going to Panyu Lin's place to ask some questions, the work can be easily completed.
What they need to do now is the most basic thing - go to the supermarket to buy vegetables.
Arrived at the supermarket, put the umbrella in the storage box downstairs, took out the password paper, and pushed the shopping cart onto the elevator.
Buying vegetables is also a technical job, because they first need to know what dishes can be paired with what dishes, and also need to know if the vegetable prices here are expensive.
Tao Ce was very serious about taking notes everywhere, writing down the prices of dishes. Xiao Xiao, on the other hand, was carefree and looked at everything as if it were nothing, without any concept of money.
After strolling around in a circle, they finally crouched together in front of the fish tank, watching those turtles swimming back and forth.
"You say, what should this turtle do?" Tao Ce stared at the turtle for half a day, but still couldn't think of anything.
"It should be stew."
"How should it be killed then? Bludgeoning is not very realistic. Beheading is too cruel, or is it by injection?"
"It's also possible that they were suffocated with a bag or something."
"It's...a very complicated feeling."
Two people stayed there for a long time before leaving, ending in abandonment. Later, Linlin bought three big bags of things and went downstairs with satisfaction.
When passing by the claw machine, Xiao laughed and looked at the little bear inside. Tao Ce immediately "understood" and inserted coins to grab it, until the 17th coin was inserted. The little bear finally moved.
Seeing Tao Ce's dejected appearance, Xiao smiled and immediately offered to go catch it, but when he really put the coin in and used it, he discovered... that Tao Ce's level was actually not bad.
"I thought you were good at online games, so you'd be great at claw machines too." Tao Ce stared at the claw machine for half a day before going to exchange 20 more coins and coming back. Standing beside her, he leaned down, pointed to his forehead and said: "Come on, give me a kiss. Give me strength."
Smiling shyly, they glanced around to make sure no one was watching before exchanging a quick peck on the lips.
Taoyue started happily grabbing dolls, and after throwing in the third one, the doll was successfully grabbed.
Take out the doll, Tao Ce still said unromantically: "This doll is at most 20 yuan, we've all invested more than that..."
"What I want is this feeling." Smiling, she put the doll in her hand and then into a shopping bag, reached out to hold Tao Ce's large hand, and walked outside.
Two people walked up to the box before suddenly realizing a problem: the password paper was lost.
Searched around for a long time. In the end, nothing was gained. The two people stared blankly at each other, at a loss for what to do next.
"The rain hasn't stopped yet, or... shall we go and buy two more umbrellas?" Tao Ce asked weakly, after all the password paper had just been in his hand.
"It actually takes only about 5 minutes to run back from here."
Tao Ce also thought it made sense, so he carried all the bags by himself and let Xiao Xiao follow him as much as possible.
It turns out that even a drizzle is enough to soak two people to the bone in five minutes.
As soon as they arrived home, before they could even change their clothes, they saw Pan Yulin standing in the courtyard with a smile on his face, looking at them and saying: "Actually... you can call me to bring an umbrella for you, if not, Wang Ayi is also here."
Two people silently stared at Pan Yu Lin, then heavily slammed the door shut.
Afterwards, Pan Yu naturally went to Xiao Xiao's room to look for something delicious. When he saw the dishes that the two of them had made, his appetite was completely gone.
The two of them made three dishes, all of which had one thing in common: it was impossible to tell what the original ingredients were. If you really wanted to be picky, you could divide them into 3 points mush, 5 points mush and 8 points mush.
"I suddenly feel a bit ignorant, I don't know what this dish is called?" Pan Yulin asked with trembling eyes.
"Let's just call it a mess then." Tao Ce waved his hand, gesturing.
"Hmm... I didn't quite get the Northeastern dialect, but I did learn how to make Northeastern stir-fry." Pan Yu Lin concluded before saying she needed to go back to her room to use the restroom and left.
Pan Yu Lin is not a girl, no need to go home to change diapers, the house with a smile also has a bathroom, so it's a toilet escape.
This made both of them very depressed, and in the end they just ate a few mouthfuls in anger, then sat shoulder to shoulder on the sofa eating potato chips.
"Why don't we start learning from scrambled eggs with tomatoes next time? I like sweet things." Tao Ce suggested.
I like salty food.
"Ah? This shouldn't be sweet, right?"
"Only the salty is normal."
Tao Ce was silent for a moment before speaking again: "Next time we'll start learning from cold dishes."
"Good."
Afterwards, the two of them began to sum up their experience and found that they were indeed evenly matched in culinary skills. In the end, Tao Ce just smiled and pulled himself upstairs to the bedroom, wiping his hands unscrupulously, speaking loudly and unashamedly in self-defense: "Compared to those domestic women who have to do things for their husbands, I am still more skilled at matters of the boudoir, and let my wife see my prowess."
When two people have been messing around until late at night, exhausted and leaning on each other, they are both hungry. Tao Ce finally got up, proudly went to show off his skills, and personally cooked a steaming bowl of instant noodles for Xiao Xiao.
Laughed loudly but said nothing.
Scientists have proven that if you befriend a chubby person, it is difficult to successfully lose weight.
It turns out that if you fall in love with a second-hand goods, it's also hard to stay smart.
Also like Xiaoxiao and Taoci.
Two people's shopping mode is generally Taobao assistant laughing and holding bags, as well as all the things bought.
Xiao Xiao is in charge of going around to look, and then buying some delicious snacks to feed TAO Chu, so that TAO Chu can maintain his fighting spirit while shopping.
However, after walking around for more than 2 hours, Tao Ce would feel uncomfortable all over and start sighing when sitting there. Every time this happens, Xiao Xiao knows that Tao Ce can't hold on anymore.
"Either way, you run to the parking lot first. If I catch up with you, you have to accompany me to see that street-side store. If I don't catch up, we'll drive home."
Tao Ce was delighted and immediately took off running. Xiao Xiao had always been extremely agile, so he wouldn't be afraid of Tao Ce's long legs and feet.
But this scene has changed flavor in other people's eyes.
Tao Ce's tall and sturdy figure, with a sly smile on his face, looked mischievous. He was holding a lady's handbag and shopping bag, running wildly, with a "delicate" girl following behind him, panting and shouting: "Wait up!"
People around quickly filling their brains, what scene is this if it's not robbery?!
Xiaoxiao's birth was extremely beautiful, and today she wore a white gauze skirt, looking icy and pure. Such a beauty encountered a rascal, immediately evoking the sympathy of many strong men. As the saying goes, "seeing injustice on the road and shouting loudly", this street suddenly erupted in angry roars.
Seeing himself being chased by many strangers, Tao Ce was very puzzled and ran even faster, thinking that they were going to rob him.
Xiao laughed and was stunned for a long time before realizing the mistake. He immediately shouted: "Stop, it's a misunderstanding! Misunderstanding!"
People running around had no time to think until a traffic police officer appeared and intercepted a group of people, ending this farce.
Tao Ce continued to explain, and the crowd was in a state of doubt. Xiao smiled and saw that there were so many people watching, and immediately blushed, not daring to speak, almost finding a seam in the ground to drill into. Especially after Pan Yu Lin received the phone call and came to pick them up, looking at their eyes with even more profound meaning.
So these two mischievous "kids" were taken home by Pan Yu Lin, this "parent".
"Haha, you actually have today too." Pan Yulin laughed so hard that her voice was trembling. Her sister, who had always been calm and seemed to be in control of everything, actually had such a flustered moment, it was simply too funny.
Smiling and pursing her lips without saying a word, her face turned bright red, she could only let her brother tease her.
Pan Yu was about to scold them, but when he saw the two people, he couldn't help but laugh. He laughed all the way home and even fell onto the sofa laughing. He picked up the phone to call his sister while still chuckling, until he heard that Pan Yu Mo wanted to arrange a blind date for him, at which point he hung up the phone.
Taoyue immediately lifted Erlang's leg and started teasing Pan Yu: "You also have today! The old man is not young, your nephew can already make soy sauce, you are still single, this is a bit unreasonable."
Pan Yu was straightforward and immediately drove the two people away, instructing: "In the future, don't call me for this kind of thing, it's too embarrassing, even a child wouldn't make such a mistake."
He was so angry he almost slammed the door.
"Fine! Next time I'll just call Maruko to come and get you!" he bellowed.
Smile and be silent, don't you want a next time?
Then she was overjoyed and as long as Tao Ce was there, her days would never be boring again.
It's actually quite interesting this way, just... don't make a fool of yourself again.
"Brother, you should get married early too." Xiao Xiao said with a smile, then pulled Tao Ce's hand and walked away quickly.
Pan Yu Lin then started thinking, whether he should also settle his lifelong major event?

