Time reveals people's hearts 014 Female God Speeding Car is also crazy
It seems that happiness is contagious. Pan Xiuxiu turned her head to look at the boy beside her and couldn't help but laugh too. This boy is really easy to satisfy...
She started the car and drove out of school, driving randomly along the road. It's not clear if Tao Ce was intentionally being picky, but he kept saying that everything they saw wasn't good enough. After more than half an hour of driving, they still hadn't found a suitable place, but Tao Ce had successfully struck up a conversation with Pan Xiao Xiao.
From interesting things in school to social humanities, from astronomy and geography to details that women should pay attention to during their menstrual period, he can talk about something. Seeing Pan Xiaoxiao not liking to speak, he won't feel embarrassed, but will continue to speak, until later Pan Xiaoxiao will also respond with a couple of sentences.
"I didn't know trans people couldn't get pregnant..." She sighed, still thinking that after their surgery, they would be just like women.
"It's not that they're completely the same, but there are some differences in their bodies. However, there have been cases of hermaphrodites getting pregnant and giving birth abroad, I suppose it's because they've suffered a lot." Tao Ce shook his head repeatedly, then chuckled and said: "In the game, I'm still a hermaphrodite."
She turned her head to glance at him and continued driving: "Why practice being a transvestite?"
This sentence is asked very professionally, if it's a game newbie, 80% of them would ask: What are demons, are they the Demon Tribe?
Excited Tao Ce didn't notice this and just replied, "At that time, we five guys in the dorm wanted to start a gang together. We went in and saw that they were all monks, not a single girl among them. Then we thought of finding someone to practice being a sissy...and then there was no then." Tao Ce shrugged his shoulders with a very helpless expression. He would never tell the goddess that the reason he was chosen to practice being a girl was because he looked the most feminine and could pass as a woman with just a wig on.
He was really unprofessional in disguising himself as a demon, and he was directly exposed. Their plan to disguise themselves as demons and deceive equipment had not yet been put into action, but they had already failed.
"Oh." She replied coldly.
"Do you play games?"
"Occasionally."
"What game are you playing?"
Pan Xiaoxiao didn't want to say anything, she was a low-key person in the game, so she didn't speak up. She turned her head to look at the rearview mirror, then stiffened and quickly stepped on the brakes.
She stopped the car by the roadside and looked across the street, only to see two figures getting into a car.
Tao Ce was on one side and didn't understand what had happened, just following along and subconsciously saying: "Huh, your boyfriend..."
He regretted it as soon as he said it.
What are they now if she sees her boyfriend? Lonely bachelor and spinster...
He went to see Pan Xiaoxiao again, and he was stunned.
Her mouth was curved with a smile, as if she had discovered something very interesting. She took out her phone from her pocket, opened the GPS system, set it up, and then put it in the car's holder.
Taoyue blinked his eyes, looked at her phone, and then looked at the sports car in front of him. Faintly, he saw a woman sitting in the passenger seat!
P'an smiled and sat there without driving again, just watching the red sports car in front of him leave, uh... what's going on?!
His heart skipped a few beats, thinking to himself that he hadn't stumbled upon some kind of adultery scene or something... He wondered if he could go over and help catch the cheating boyfriend as part of the "friend zone" team. No way, but forcefully watching from the sidelines was also an option.
Pan Xiaoxiao looked at her phone and saw two red dots on it. The darker one was slowly moving away, while the other remained stationary in the background.
She just started the car, and the one behind also began to move.
"My god, GPS navigation system!" Tao Ce exclaimed loudly.
"Fasten your seatbelt."
He subconsciously nodded, fastened his seatbelt, and then felt his body slam into the car seat as the vehicle sped away like a plane taking off.
How could he have forgotten that the driver's license of this goddess driving next to him was obtained through connections?!
As the car sped faster and faster, more and more red lights were run through, Tao Ce's face turned whiter and whiter.
Initial D he had seen, KartRider he had played, but... sitting in the car and personally experiencing the feeling of drifting, it was still his first time.
He had an urge to cry, because the car was driving like a roller coaster, and he started regretting why he didn't get off just now and chose to follow.
The car shook violently every time it overtook, Tao Ce felt that his body was about to lose control, even his hair was dancing in the wind. He hastily rolled up the window and checked the seatbelt again, just like a devoted nanny, and helped Pan Xiaoxiao check hers too.
As they gradually left the city behind and got on the mountain road, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked: "Can I get off?"
"Open the door and jump out." She replied very briefly.
He thought for a moment, then looked at the bare stone walls around him and said: "Well, I'll just sit here for a while longer, the view is pretty good, haha."
Pan Xiaoxiao ignored him and continued driving.
After a while, he suddenly took out his phone and dialed the number 114. With a trembling voice and a hint of choking, he said: "Hello, can you transfer me to Ping An Insurance's sales? I want to buy insurance... Uh-huh, okay... Hello, I want to buy an insurance policy that takes effect immediately... What? Do I need to go through procedures? Can't I just do it over the phone? I can give you my information... Waaah, sister, please help me out, I need an insurance policy that takes effect right away. The beneficiaries are my parents, and I want to leave my game account's gold coins to my dorm brothers. My QQ number is Wang Guan level, so leave it to my sister... Who knows if I'll make it to the effective date? I want it to take effect immediately... I'm not thinking of killing myself... How can you be a salesperson and not sell me insurance? You're threatening to call the police on me? Be careful, I'll complain about you! Ha! Are you scared now? Give me an immediate policy... Ah? You really called the police on me?"
Pan Xiaoxiao listened to the boy next to her making a phone call, feeling utterly absurd. The car's speed didn't decrease but instead increased, just to scare the boy sitting beside her.
The pottery ended in defeat because it had already reached a no-signal zone.
His prospects are worrying...

