The reason for the blind date was actually...

  The second day of Taoye just got up from bed, saw Bajie riding a horse on the bed in a squatting position, his fat face was red and solemn.

  He couldn't help it and burst out laughing, then asked him: "Hey, fatty, what kind of skill are you practicing? Could it be that you've been constipated lately and started straining as soon as you got out of bed?"

  "Don't disturb me, I had a dream last night that I unblocked the Ren and Du meridians. Who knows, if I put in some more effort today, I might just become an extraordinary being. Then I'll be able to get a girlfriend." Fatso said this with great enthusiasm, as if to show his determination, he began to suck in his belly even harder, looking very strained.

  "Hmm, sounds good, but your family's Silken Fate is a three-generation single inheritance, it's a bit hard to get rid of."

  Tao Ce's one sentence completely ruined the fat man's plan, causing him to become flustered and throw a sock from under his pillow at Tao Ce, shouting: "The biggest mistake my mom ever made was marrying that ***, ruining my whole life!"

  Tao Ce originally still had a smiling face, but unexpectedly as soon as his socks approached, he suddenly turned pale and immediately shouted: "I'm telling you, Bajie, your socks are getting more and more unbearable! I've actually been able to live with someone as stinky as you for three years, what kind of endurance is that? From now on, no matter what difficulties or obstacles I encounter at work, I'll be able to persevere to the end and overcome them easily. Do you believe me?"

  "You gotta believe, one mountain is higher than another!" Fatso yelled, his massive body started swaying back and forth as he gathered things, then hugged a pile of yellow CDs to the side of his computer.

  Taocai washed up in the bathroom and sat down in front of his computer, turning it on. He opened the game's shortcut and just went online when he saw many friend requests, all from people who didn't get along with him normally. He couldn't understand why these people suddenly added him and hesitated for a long time without confirming.

  "Hey, Zhu Bajie has already started saying: 'Tao Ce, your husband was on a killing spree in the game yesterday and took revenge on all those who had bullied you before, it was really satisfying.'"

  Tao Ce was taken aback, then stomped his foot and bellowed: "Damn it! How could something like this happen without telling me? Weren't we supposed to be in on it together, enjoying the excitement as a group? How could you guys forget about that?! You're killing me!"

  "Aren't you the one who just said to go to bed early with a sly smile? You fell asleep and kept calling out 'Goddess, Goddess', how can we bear to call you that?" Bajie didn't think much of it and continued playing games.

  His old face turned red and he didn't pursue it anymore. He just nodded in confirmation as a good friend, added these people, and wanted to see what they were going to do. Were they coming together for revenge?

  Who would have thought that as soon as I added them, they were a group confirming whether it was me online or not.

  His hands moved quickly, and after all the replies were confirmed, he saw the text flashing on the top of the screen, and he was shocked at that moment.

  There are imperial edicts in the game, which need to be purchased with RMB, 5 cents each. They share the same position as system announcements and can be used to publicly release information. Suddenly, a bunch of imperial edicts came out, all saying the same thing:

  [Imperial Decree] Linlin and Zongzong are heavenly matches: Among the numerous flowers in the world, only the human and demon pair is the most captivating. Wishing Cold Eyes and Peach Blossom a hundred years of perfect union, with love lasting for ten thousand years.

  Heaven's Decree: The remaining words of the heavens: All the flowers in the world have been counted, only the demon and human are the most enchanting, wishing Cold Eyes and Peach Blossom a hundred years of perfect union, loving each other for ten thousand years.

  Imperial Decree: Lin Yu Zong, the flowers in the world are all fleeting, only the love between humans and demons is eternal. Wishing Cold Eyes and Peach Blossom a hundred years of blissful union, with love lasting for ten thousand years.

  ……

  ……

  "Good grief! What's going on here?" Pigsy shouted loudly.

  "I...I don't know either." Tao Ce looked at the screen, almost laughing out loud, thinking that this great god brother was really too funny, and had actually fallen in love with him? But if it were a man, he would also need to consider it carefully. Moreover, wasn't Great God Brother a woman?

  "Awesome screenshot! Posting it on the forum now, too awesome!" Zhu Bajie shook off his fat body, looked up and let out a wolf-like howl, followed by various screenshots and recordings.

  Taoye quickly opened the friend list and found that Lengyanxiang was online. Today is the weekend, so Dashen should also be on holiday. He quickly sent a private message.

  [Whisper] Peach Blossom: Big God Brother, what's going on today? Please enlighten me.

  A whisper: Cold eyes gaze afar: Thank you for what you said to me yesterday, it suddenly enlightened me.

  [Whisper] Peach Blossom: Haha, those are minor things. If you're still worried, just tell me and I'll comfort you. Your wife may not be good at other things, but she's good at talking.

  Whispers: Cold eyes gaze: Aren't you a man?

  [Whisper] Peach Blossom: In front of husband, others are just chrysanthemum.

  Whisper: Cold eyes gaze out...

  He continued to gape at the imperial edict on the screen with a very good mood.

  At noon, four people gathered in the dormitory, all sitting in front of the computer, uniformly holding instant noodles, staring at the screen while slurping and eating noodles. The originally harmonious scene was suddenly disrupted by a phone call from Jiang Shaofei.

  "I already told you I don't want to go out today, if you want to go shopping, can't you find your roommate?... What? You think I don't want to spend money on you? Can't you speak properly? Do I owe you that much money? There are some men who like going shopping with their girlfriends, but I've never heard of it...... My attitude is already very good...... I'm being very nice, stop always saying 'good' or not...... Fine, if we can't get along then let's break up!" Jiang Shaofei was arguing loudly here, when suddenly the fat guy on the other side started a fierce battle with Sun Hao, waving his smelly socks around, filling the room with a pungent smell that made Tao Ce cry tears.

  Tao Ce was seriously collecting herbs there, glanced at the screen, and slurped some instant noodles. At this moment, a sock flew in front of him and fell directly into his bowl. Tao Ce was shocked, and the instant noodles he had just eaten were chewed up again and spat back out. This wasn't over yet; he started coughing violently as if choking, while also pinching his nose, looking utterly miserable.

  At this time, Tao Ce's phone suddenly rang. He stretched out his hand to take a look and immediately his body trembled. Holding the phone tightly, he stared at the screen with his fingers slightly trembling as he opened the message, which only had one line of text.

  Goddess: Unhappy, driver's license was confiscated.

  He looked at the message with a silly grin on his face, but actually he wanted to say: "Serves you right for speeding, stupid!"

  But this clearly wouldn't work, so he quickly grabbed his phone and started typing. He was not only fast at typing on the computer, but also on his phone. Just as he had typed out half of it, he suddenly realized that this was a waste of time. Immediately, he deleted everything and turned around to signal to his roommates: "Quiet!"

  The other three people quieted down at the same time and looked at him, just to see him press the call button directly.

  The phone had just been connected, and Pan Xiuxiu on the other end picked up, but it took a while before she said a sentence: "Hello?" It can be imagined that this soft girl on the other end of the phone was nervous again, and maybe that short message was sent with great determination.

  He was suddenly excited when he heard her gentle voice, and asked with a smile: "What are you doing? What time did you get home yesterday? Are you feeling better?"

  On the other end of the phone, Pan Xiao Xiao was silent for a moment before responding, "Everything's fine."

  "Actually, sometimes when you need to let go, just let go and relax. You'll find that it's not a big deal after all." He paused for a moment, picked up the calendar and took a look, then said: "Or I can keep you company and chat with you instead."

  "Okay."

  "Are you busy today?"

  "No."

  "Oh, why don't we go out for a walk?" He suggested it so naturally that it should be the man's initiative to ask the girl out.

  Tao Ce has always been a very proactive man, even if he was rejected, it doesn't matter to him, mainly because his face is thick enough.

  "......Well, okay."

  He actually agreed directly!