Chapter 5: The Father and Son Who Couldn't Get Along
Daddy Mummy pseudo-adult
"Why aren't you listening to your father? Didn't I tell you not to eat junk food? Those trashy snacks are bad for a child's body!"
Han Jing's eyebrows were still furrowed, his expression as cold and distant as ever. Yet, the tone he used to speak to this little guy was surprisingly gentle, concerned, and even slightly heartbroken.
His voice is like a gentle breeze in the evening, making people listen and feel deeply moved.
"Oh!" Little Treasure's face was full of childishness, pouting his small lips and speaking seriously to his dad: "Just now Mommy also told me the same thing, but she's a bit silly, can't keep up with Little Treasure, so she had no choice but to give in and only spent 10 yuan to buy Little Treasure a pack of QQ candy!" Hehe!!
"What did you say?" Han Jingyu looked puzzled, furrowing his brow as he stared at Xiaobao: "Who are you calling Mommy?"
"Is it Xiang Xiang Ma Mi?" It's really strange, does Father's expression need to be so perplexed?
Good heavens! Han Jingyu was actually being driven dizzy by this little guy! He raised his head, took a deep breath, walked to the door of his apartment, opened it directly with the password, and carried Xiaobao inside.
Put Xiaobao on the sofa, Junrong showed a strong and cold expression, pinching Xiaobao's delicate face and threatening.
"Speak quickly, why did you casually call a fool 'mommy'! If you don't give daddy a clear explanation, your dinner is cancelled tonight!"
"Oh no, Daddy, you're hurting Xiaobao!" Xiaobao clutched at Han Jingyu's hand in distress, but couldn't stop the pain from spreading.
Alas! Our clever and lovely, talented and handsome little treasure has just arrived at Father's school from the orphanage by taxi. Originally, Father would have been very surprised and delighted to see him, but things didn't go as planned, and he was mistreated by Father as soon as he came!
"Are you going to say it or not? Why did you casually call a retard 'mommy'! What benefits did she give you?"
"Ah... Ah-choo!" Just as Han Jingyu finished speaking, Ling Xiang, who had just been beaten up by a few fans of some celebrity, let out a loud sneeze that echoed for miles around.
Damn it! Who still remembers her in broad daylight and can't scold her to death, just can't get through to her!
Han Jingyu and Xiaobao in the apartment building are still in a fierce rivalry mode.
"You little guy, your mouth is quite firm, huh? Not saying whether it's true or not..." Han Jing Yu gave a sly and sinister smile, rolling up the sleeves of his uniform, as if he was about to use some secret weapon.
The little guy's tender face was full of resentment, rubbing the spot where Han Jingyu had just let go, non-stop.
"Dad, you're too heartless! How can you bully your own son?"
"This is what you get, still not saying why you call other people's mom? Dad will be angry! From now on, no more driving to take you out to play!" Han Jingyu suddenly showed an indifferent look, leaning back on the sofa, pretending to be really angry.
I'm really afraid that Dad will get angry, so I won't go to the orphanage to see him again! I won't bring him delicious food anymore, and I won't take him to the amusement park anymore! Nor will I take him out for a stroll! The little guy realized the severity of the problem, and immediately came up with an idea, pouncing on Han Jingyu's body, with a mischievous face full of childish happiness.
"Oh dear! Father, don't be angry, can't Little Treasure's words count?"
Pretending to have heard nothing, Han Jingyu still closed his eyes and meditated, his delicate features actually revealing a faint sense of comfort, but it was just something that couldn't be detected by the little treasure.
Han Ying: You little brat, if you don't tell the truth, I'll wipe you out!
Little guy: Dad is so stingy and gets angry at every turn. I despise you!
Onlooker: Faint!!!!!! (Still so into character even outside the scene) You can search for "Dad and Mom's pseudo-adult DouDou" on Baidu.

