Chapter 26: Couple's Mobile Phone Flying Warehouse

  "I told you, take out all the money on your body, otherwise hmm..." I said in a cold voice.

  I lifted my foot: "I count three numbers, three, two!"

  The old man took out a large sum of money: "Great hero, this is all my money! Please spare me!"

  I took the money and counted it. There was a total of 1,000 yuan. I angrily said: "You cheated someone out of 30,000 yuan at once, but you only have 1,000 yuan on you? Are you kidding me?"

  I scolded him and he immediately started kowtowing, crying out: "Great hero, I really didn't cheat you, I really only have 1,000 yuan."

  I threw him two hundred yuan and said coldly, "Haven't had breakfast yet, have you? This two hundred yuan is for me to treat you to breakfast. As for the eight hundred yuan, consider it compensation for my medical expenses. My foot hurts from kicking you, I need to go to the hospital to check if there's anything wrong with my foot."

  I thought he wasn't a rich man either, wearing such tattered clothes. Rich people wouldn't do this kind of thing, so I gave him 200 yuan.

  The old man picked up the money: "Great hero, can I go now?"

  I waved my hand: "Get out of here!"

  The old man heard the words and ran away like he had been pardoned in prison.

  These two sturdy men also wanted to get up and run.

  "I'm paralyzed and I let the old man roll, but didn't let you guys roll, are you guys trying to die?!" I roared.

  These two burly men were shouted by me, and their legs softened again, falling to the ground. I walked in front of these two sturdy men.

  "Hand over all the money on you, every single cent!" I said coldly.

  "Great hero, didn't that old man give you 800 yuan for medical expenses? Why are you still asking for more?" The previously loud voice had now turned into a sob.

  "Damn it, that old man's medical expenses are his own, you two shouldn't have given them to me?! I'm so angry with you, my hand is all red and sore from hitting you, and your mom slapped my wrist and it still hurts now!" I yelled.

  These two sturdy men looked at me in front of them and thought to themselves, "This son of a bitch is a bully. If we don't pay up, he'll definitely beat us up again."

  Two burly men took out a pile of money, including one-yuan coins and ten-cent coins, totaling around 800 yuan.

  "Damn it, you two are so poor! You don't even have as much money as that old man gave us earlier!" I cursed.

  "Big brother, that old man gave us 100 yuan each to help him beat someone up. Who knew we'd run into a hero like you? Do we still need to return the 100 yuan and help him beat someone up?" one of the burly men lamented.

  I picked up a few 100-yuan bills, and didn't take any of the rest of the money: "Look at you guys, just like that, you're still trying to intimidate people? Don't get intimidated by others."

  "The big brother said that from now on, we two brothers will never deceive people again." The two sturdy men hastily said.

  "Get out of here! Go find that old man and ask him to treat you guys to breakfast, 200 yuan is enough for the three of you to have a meal!" I stood up with a smile.

  The two strong men heard what I said and ran away immediately.

  I walked up to Wang Yuanyuan and smiled: "Beauty, here's the money for you!"

  Wang Yuanyuan looked at me coldly and said, "You're really violent. Even if it's his fault, you can't hit him, he's an old man! And this is blatant extortion, do you understand?"

  When Wang Yuanyuan scolded me like that, I really wanted to curse her out, this little girl is really a freak.

  "Here's some money for you. You came to the department store to buy things, right? Take this and buy more!" I said with a smile.

  In front of a beauty, how can I lose my demeanor? Even if I'm unhappy, I have to hold it in and not fight back or retort!

  Wang Yuanyuan took the money and said to me: "Thanks for that just now!"

  "Haha, no need to thank me, we're old friends, what's there to thank about?" I laughed.

  "When did we become old friends?" asked Wang Yuanyuan in confusion.

  "I've been to your stinky dried goods stall a few times already, didn't I? You said we're old acquaintances, right?" I said with a smile.

  "Okay, I'm going to buy clothes now, so see you later!" said Wang Yuanyuan with a smile.

  "Wait a minute, wait for me. I'll finish buying the phone and then follow you to buy clothes too, I was thinking of buying some clothes anyway." I said calmly.

  I thought that when I go see Cai Yuhan's grandfather, I must get a few pieces of famous brand clothing, can't let his grandfather look down on me.

  "Are you going to buy clothes too?" asked Wang Yuanyuan.

  "Yes, let's go, follow me to buy a mobile phone first!" I said.

  Wang Yuanyuan parked her bicycle at the entrance of the mobile phone store and followed me into the store.

  A salesperson took one look at us and thought we were a couple of students, students wouldn't buy expensive phones, and the styles that male and female students come together to buy are all couple's phones!

  "Sir, this way!" The waiter said with a smile.

  I followed the shop assistant over, and he picked up two mobile phones. One was white, with a left half of a heart on it, and the other had a right half of a heart on it.

  I sighed and said it's popular these days for couples to be all over each other.

  I took the phone and looked at it for a moment before handing one over to Wang Yuanyuan.

  "Excuse me, how much does it cost?" I looked at the shop assistant being so kind, and of course, I also wanted to be kind in return.

  "Nine hundred and ninety-nine, this is Lenovo's latest couple mobile phone, Lenovo L3!" said the waiter.

  The salesperson thought we were students, and although we wouldn't buy an expensive phone, if it was for a couple's phone, as long as the price was high but not outrageous, the man would always agree with a swollen face. This trick had been used by the salesperson dozens of times without fail, so he decided to try it on me today.

  "Are these two 999s? They should be a pair, right? A couple's phones!" I asked with a smile.

  "It's not mister, this is a 999, it's the Korean version, imported from abroad, so it's more expensive!" The shop assistant explained.

  "Damn it, did you know we're students? Taking out such expensive stuff for us to see?" I cursed directly.

  The shop assistant's face turned red after I said that, yeah, how could a student afford to spend so much money on this phone.

  How can students possibly take out 199 yuan at once!

  He thought for a moment but even if he didn't have any, he wouldn't say it directly. He would come up with various excuses, such as not bringing enough money. It was the first time she had seen someone like me who just said they didn't have any money.

  I turned around and looked at Wang Yuanyuan who was looking at the phone with great reluctance, she had 999 yuan in her hand, and she put her hand into the cloth bag to decide to buy this phone.

  I smiled faintly and took out a bank card, handing it to the store clerk: "Charge it, two units!"

  The shop assistant was taken aback and cursed in her heart, "Damn it, you have money but still say you don't have any, are you looking for trouble?"

  But others have already bought things and said a few words, they won't die, how can they not give money to get through?

  The shop assistant helped us get a couple's card, I smiled foolishly and handed my phone to Wang Yuanyuan, saying "I'm giving it to you, we have to keep in touch often from now on!"