Chapter 1: The Goddess Wants to Get Married

  She was enjoying her instant noodles when the ringing of the phone interrupted her, and she was torn between the Korean drama on her computer and answering the call. The male and female leads were sharing a passionate kiss, tears streaming down their faces as they finally overcame countless obstacles to be together. She couldn't help but sniffle along with them, feeling the pain of their struggles. But that ringing just wouldn't stop, completely lacking in self-awareness, even after no one picked up, it still kept ringing!

  Anxin was fed up and furrowed his brow, pressing the pause button on the computer. He stormed to the front to answer the phone, his tone harsh: "What is it?!"

  "Alright, alright, hurry up and get over here for class! The Dean is about to take roll call, the last and only time this semester that the entire department will be having a massive roll call. If you're not present, you'll be killed without mercy!"

  That scream scared the soul out of her, and without another word, she hung up the phone. In an instant, she felt a sense of utter chaos, it was really infuriating! To think that in modern history class, this was the first time she had ever skipped class, and now she was going to be called out, and by none other than the strict instructor herself.

  She could imagine it, the goddess transformed into an executioner, with a wicked smile all over her face, trembling with fat all over her body, stepping in space steps towards her "This little demon who is as beautiful as a flower has finally fallen into my hands, haha ~ today I will make you unable to seduce men again."

  An Xin was also thinking, it turned out that today's roll call by Shen Ni was entirely for herself, just to eagerly share the joy she couldn't hide with everyone. That's why it was so reasonable and grandly held a roll call meeting. It's simply, I'm going crazy.

  "Now that everyone is eager to know, I'd like to announce this good news to you all."

  The masses spit out white foam, and they knew long ago that no matter how hard they struggled, it was all in vain.

  "Good news is that your counselor is getting married, and during this holiday, I will bring you all wedding candies." Shenni excitedly and shyly said loudly into the microphone, trying to get a thunderous applause from everyone, but only got a dead silence.

  Everyone looked at each other in disbelief, some even pinched others to see if it was real. Was the goddess really wanted by someone?

  Cai Cai pinched An Xin's leg, and An Xin, who was wearing shorts on a hot summer day, let out a loud shriek. Cai Cai nodded in satisfaction, "Looks like it's true."

  The scream of relief was like a thunderclap in the silent air, followed by the classmates' surprised, fearful and suspicious applause.

  "Alright, alright, 'Cai Cai', must you be so cruel? My legs are going to turn purple!"

  The nun nodded in satisfaction, looking at the students' shiny and moist little faces, feeling as sweet as if she had eaten honey. The lowly students cheered and boiled over, "Great, the nun is leaving, I finally don't have to see her again, let's go home and have children."

  An Xin: "This process is too fast, she just got married! Marriage, you know? It's not like they're having a kid directly." She speechlessly started fiddling with her phone, still hadn't gone on Weibo today, checking if she had gained any new followers.

  Right after that, Shenni put on a sorrowful face, sobbing and stuttering as she said: "The bad news is, I'm going to go on my honeymoon with my husband and temporarily can't bring you all along. We'll have to switch to a different instructor to lead you all, this is really too sad."

  Another burst of cheers erupted below, and the divine nun's cold light flashed, "Remember, it's only temporary, I'll be back." But these words were soon drowned out by the endless cheering, like a small stone thrown into the vast ocean.

  Relax, they think, who cares if you come back or not, as long as you're out of sight now, it's best if you two die in each other's arms, and have a honeymoon that lasts a year and a half.

  Cai Cai said to Duo Duo, "How come I didn't get the message? Who was supposed to take us there? The student union president is really messing things up, the information has become completely unreliable. Be careful or I'll expose what happened with An Xin and let him be embarrassed for life."

  Duoduo: "......" Are you still afraid that no one knows? Now those who should know already know, and those who shouldn't know also know.

  "Let me tell you, the counselor who's in charge of your class is a total hunk, you guys are so lucky."

  "Really? What if it's a dinosaur then I'm dead."

  "Right, Shenni's words are always unreliable, I'd rather pray that I'm a normal person."

  "Today, I am honored to invite your new counselor. Otherwise, you would not have seen him until next semester. The handover work has also been done, and he will lead you directly next semester. Let's welcome your new counselor with warm applause." Shenni said, looking at the door with anticipation, making everyone nervous.

  The door was opened with a "bang".

  Then he heard the sound of gasping for breath.

  Digression

  Just a light touch and I'll be in your arms~