Spoiling Each Other Rotten Marriage I and Mr. Su (7) Pit Brother Pit Sister Everyday Book Bar

  It's not as exaggerated as he said, the only thing that's annoying is his mouth that doesn't know how to show mercy, making fun of TV dramas and whatnot... friends taking turns to bring each other down... anyway, now there are very few people who proactively look for me and feel uncomfortable.

  They say don't hit a smiling face, and Su Hao had even prepared breakfast with milk and fruit juice. As for the 'missing clothes', it wasn't easy to bring up either; he would have to return them sooner or later, after all, he wasn't some kind of special collector.

  I munched on ham and grumbled at him: "When can I get back to 187?"

  No. 187 is my home building number, Fuzeyuan No. 187.

  He said he changed the lock yesterday, and it just so happened that Fu Chaoyang was on a business trip.

  "Ask the morning sun when he will return."

  "Can't you come back before June? I can go back to my school dorm."

  He took a sip of juice and continued to cut the scrambled eggs with a calm and composed demeanor, so quietly that even the sound of the spatula scraping against the plate was absent.

  I don't know what I was thinking, after finishing the food and juice in the bowl, he asked me: "All university students have gone back home for Chinese New Year, why are you alone sneaking into an empty building? Are you keeping watch over an empty house?"

  "Cough!" I was shocked again by his words, and the gentle and warm Su Hao in my heart was almost ruined by him.

  "I've enrolled you in a driving school, learn how to drive before the end of the year." He was still arranging things without knowing what was going on.

  I shivered: "It's so cold when learning to drive in winter, I've heard that even the steering wheel will freeze..."

  "That was ten years ago." He picked up an envelope from a chair beside him: "This is the course schedule, come back and ask me if you don't understand."

  "Then wouldn't it be easier for you to just teach me directly?"

  He poked his finger at my forehead: "You still have to go through the motions, you little white-eyed wolf!"

  This move is really bad.

  I covered my forehead and watched him walk out, hastily calling out to him: "Where are you going?"

  He turned a deaf ear and threw out a sentence "Find your coat" before leaving, seemingly heading towards the cloakroom.

  Does this person usually have women's clothes at home? Judging from the fact that the clothes he gave me fit perfectly, it should be specially prepared for me, right?

  Please allow me to be so presumptuous as to think this way.

  After finishing breakfast, I washed and dried the plates. He then came over in his silver-gray suit, adjusting his navy blue tie: "Your clothes are in the closet, I'll go start the car and wait for you."

  I looked at the two little white dogs running behind him and asked in a hurry: "We've all gone out, what about them?"

  "The housekeeper aunt will take care of it!"

  The sound of the door closing echoed, along with the electronic voice saying "the main gate is now closed".

  I went to the dressing room and changed into the white snowflake shirt, bright yellow striped sweater and light white jeans he had prepared. He even had a down jacket ready for me, the only drawback was that it was pink again.

  Dressed neatly, I took my phone and went out.

  He poked his head out of the car and looked up and down before revealing a smile: "Still got good eyesight."

  Obviously boasting about himself.

  I walked around to the other side and got in, the warm air inside was cozy. He locked the central control and stepped on the accelerator.

  I opened up the course schedule given by the driving school, on which was written the first day's lesson: traffic rules.

  Suddenly felt that the whole person is not good, learning traffic rules still have to go to class thousands of miles away? At home Baidu a few pages, want to see what there is, and on this actually wrote 'familiar with traffic rules according to textbooks'...

  He handed over a pale blue file bag, his fingers were slender and beautiful: "The first three days are traffic rules classes, go for one day today, and I'll make it up to you the day after tomorrow."

  "What's the point of going to driving school then?" I doubted deeply once again.

  "Just going through the motions." He turned the steering wheel onto the main road, his tone leaving no room for doubt.

  Just go through the motions, great!

  I'm taking it while gritting my teeth, this black-hearted guy.

  There was a book called "Must-know for Novice Drivers" in the file bag he gave me, which seemed to be self-made teaching materials. I only knew how boring this material was when I attended classes. The cartoon traffic police uncle and sister were not as good-looking as my scribbles.

  The class started at 9 o'clock and ended at 11 o'clock. The coach sat on the front chair all the way, reading out the traffic rules in a fluent manner for about one-third of the time. I really doubt how many people can fully understand it at once.

  As I came out of the driving school, Su Hao's car was already parked at the entrance. He himself was playing mobile games with the window open. I poked my head in and took a look, oh, it was "Need for Speed"!

  I've never had fun!

  He slightly tilted his head and asked "Is the class over?" before turning his attention back to the game, unfortunately, the car had already slowed down at a curve.

  Wearing a suit and leather shoes while playing mobile games just doesn't feel right.

  I was complaining while opening the door and getting on the car, he had already put away his phone and started the engine, asking me: "How does it feel?"

  What else can I do? He's not like he hasn't been to driving school before. I made a bitter face: "It's completely just reading pictures and text, it's even more rough than what kindergarten teachers teach, at least they let the kids act out the story every now and then." I pointed in the direction of the classroom: "I reckon he himself is almost asleep from reading!"

  "There's educational software in the projection room..." He said, and then brought up a rather subtle smile, forcing himself to say "There are also animations of foxes teaching pigs how to drive."

  Fox teaches pig? Is it an animated movie?

  He smiled so brightly and slyly that I immediately reacted and couldn't help but exclaim "Damn it!"

  Which of the killer's bad eyes would make such an inhumane teaching animation? Isn't it who learns from whom is a pig? What makes the one being taught a fox?

  I shot a vicious glare at the person next to me, this guy didn't have good intentions, no wonder he was smiling like that! If my eyes could kill people, that would be great! If not, stabbing pain once would also satisfy me!

  But reality is too harsh, not to mention the pain, there's not even a sense of response, watching him drive with his eyes fixed on the road, I can only express my discontent by muttering to myself.

  After a while, he asked me what I was eating.

  I happened to stop at a KFC, and I mindlessly ordered fries and chicken nuggets. As a result, he looked at me with an even more amusing gaze: "If you pass the driving test, I can take you to eat Pizza Hut."

  I was speechless with laughter, he's been doing this since we were kids. I couldn't help but complain: "Hey, you're going too far! I'm already 20 and you still have the nerve to try to fool me with a broken fast food?"

  "Then just follow your heart."

  "Then let's go with the biggest sign in the entire capital!" I waved my hand grandly, what a heroic gesture.

  He was still driving, but he reached out with one hand and rubbed my head, beaming with amusement: "Look at you, so spirited!"

  "Can't you not mess with my hair?" I protested, dodging his hand and pulling down the visor to smooth out my bangs, which were indeed a mess. I couldn't help but give him a sideways glance.

  He seemed to sense it and also looked at me twice, smiling and saying: "My baby, I still can't touch you?"

  I was directly stunned, which one is his treasure? Liu Hai'er or me?

  This conversation can't continue!

  I pointed to the outside of the car window and changed the subject: "Isn't this Liuli Bridge? I once took a bus from here to Langfang, but there was nothing fun to do, so I just drank two bottles of red tea and came back. At that time, it was like going to my grandma's house!"

  "Is it the one called Song Na?"

  I shot him a glance: "Why did you remember her name so clearly?"

  "It's because of you that I remember Labor."

  I was speechless for three seconds, and finally couldn't help but say the truth: "Your face is getting thicker and more impressive by the day, how can such a good-looking complexion withstand your constant boasting?"

  He suddenly let out a "heh" laugh, with a hint of self-mockery: "I was just too late to catch you and take you abroad together. Who would have thought that you'd end up stabbing me in the back here?"

  "Take a look at my hand, I spread out my five fingers and show him the remaining light: 'Look clearly, my fingernails are all cut short, don't wrong me here, okay?'"

  He glanced sideways at me and suddenly grabbed my hand and sent it to his lips.

  I hadn't even reacted yet, and my wrist was already in pain. I didn't even have time to call out before he let go, and all I saw were two rows of genuine, authentic teeth marks on my wrist! Who knew his teeth were so neatly arranged?!

  Looking at his wrist, I couldn't help but think that this person was becoming more and more childish. Why did he feel like there was a certain distance between him and the mature and steady Su Hao?

  I was lost in thought, holding my wrist, when he asked: "Does it hurt?" His hand came over to grab my wrist again, looked at it repeatedly, and then gently rubbed it with his thumb, furrowing his brow and scolding me: "If you're going to send such a tender thing my way, it won't just be a matter of biting down."

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  At the end of January, I was playing a simulation driving game with sensors in the projection room. Mr. Su went out to answer a phone call and came back asking if I remembered Zhang Nan.

  "That guy you guys got into trouble with, who was chased by a couple of street punks and ended up helping you fight?"

  "I remember it very clearly."

  How could such a glorious period be forgotten on the very day they smashed up the People's Nightclub?

  I asked him sideways: "What's wrong with him?"

  "He was fine..." He leaned back against the sofa, folding his legs to continue: "He called and said he's coming over with a few gaming buddies to hang out, asked if I had time."

  I gave him a weird look: "You've been staring at me for four days in a week, which day do you want to hang out? I'll give you the day off. Don't say you're busy, I won't believe it!"

  "How could I cheat you?" He smiled: "Go with me tomorrow, he's a good guy."

  "Of course he's a good guy, otherwise how could he have been bullied by you guys to such an extent and still become brothers with you!" I loosened my grip on the steering wheel, and the virtual driver's view turned into a car accident scene.

  Mr. Su's face was stern: "Change this habit for me, it's troublesome to get used to being idle!"

  I stood up and walked to his front, slightly leaning forward, with both hands on the armrest of his chair, winking at him with a mischievous glint in my eye, intentionally lowering my voice to say: "Su Hao, you're getting more and more nagging!"

  His whole body was stiff, I happened to withdraw, but unexpectedly just walked a few steps away, and was caught by his long arm, my waistband was pulled back into his arms, and I fell steadily on his body!

  "Ouch, damn it! I went to rub my eyes with tears, and he tensed up, following my hand to stroke the sore spot: 'Does it hurt? You dare to be reckless again next time? Hmm?'"

  "Who knew you'd react so quickly..." I was still feeling wronged, not knowing whether to blame him or my own lack of charm. He actually froze for a split second, and if I had just one more second, I would have successfully escaped!

  It's just one second short! It's infuriating!

  He raised his hand and tucked the scattered hair behind my ear, saying with a mixture of amusement and helplessness: "Don't do this again, my self-control isn't as good as you think."

  He seemed to be hinting at something... although not explicit, but also sincerely not evasive.

  Having too good an understanding is not a good thing either, even thinking of pretending to be stupid or pretending not to understand will be betrayed by blushing, and frequent facial flushing can't be immune... I floated my eyes trying not to look at him, propped up his arm to get up, just in time to witness the bulge in a certain place on his thick cotton home pants, and my knee was just pressing against the sofa between his legs, a few centimeters away, the posture was so embarrassing...

  It seems I saw something I shouldn't have, although my gaze didn't directly meet, but for some reason, I felt a flush of embarrassment on my face instantly fade away, almost as if I was afraid and fleeing in disarray...

  This reaction even scared me, in just over half a month of being together day and night, I'm actually close to him to this extent? Am I really a frivolous woman at heart?

  I need someone to give me an explanation, and River is the best person for that. He's one of my closest friends who I can talk to about anything. His words were simple and crude: "Respected customer, if you're not reacting, it's either because you're frigid or don't love him. If he's not reacting, then he's impotent! Looks like both of you are very healthy!"

  Finally, he emphasized: "Brother, I'm really just a psychiatrist, andrology and gynecology are not my specialty!"

  He is really good at talking nonsense too.

  The next morning, Su Hao sent two little white buns to disturb me out of bed. After showering and dressing, I had breakfast and went to the projection room for a simulated driving practice before driving to the airport.

  Hey, in the airport's hall, I saw that brother who was supposed to return in June. He was dragging a large suitcase covered with various shipping labels, with an "I just arrived" look on his face. He gave me a warm hug and said I had gained weight after taking a glance at me. He patted Mr. Su's shoulder and said with satisfaction: "...you're still capable, you've taken good care of him! His dark circles have faded quite a bit."

  He brought up again how I stayed up late at night brushing Taobao orders to earn some extra spending money.

  I gave him a sideways glance, and not playing any tricks on him would be unfair to myself. I promptly put on a polite face: "Brother, you've finally come back! I've been staying at Mr. Su's place for a long time, causing quite some trouble. It's great that you're back!" My hand slipped under his eyelid and I said seriously, "Please hand over the key to room 187!"

  He patted the pockets of his coat, then the decorative pocket of his sweater under the coat, and finally pulled out a bunch of... car keys from his pants pocket. He patted again and spread his hands in dismay: "I also forgot to bring the key, what can we do now?"

  "Why don't you come and stay with Mr. Su too!"

  He coughed awkwardly: "Isn't this bad? You're all paired up, isn't that hurting me?"

  I couldn't help but sincerely praise him: "Fu Chaoyang, you are truly the biggest scoundrel of this century! I've never seen anyone like you who would scheme with outsiders against your own sister. We're really not related by blood!"

  "Who is an outsider?" He sat on the trunk, pointing at Su Hua with his hand: "When you were young, he coaxed you to sleep and bathe, more diligent than me, dare you say he's an outsider?"

  He dared to bring up something from childhood and tease me! I was so annoyed that I slapped his hand away: "Not born of the same mother are all outsiders!"

  Admit defeat in the morning sun array, raise hands to surrender: "I can't outdo you, you win!"

  Su Hao kept smiling from start to finish as he watched us fight, and when Fu Chaoyang mentioned his embarrassing childhood stories, he didn't even blush, but instead looked like he was proud of himself, it really made me speechless.

  I made peace with Fu Chaoyang, he raised his hand and looked at his watch: "It's time."

  They arrived ten minutes ago, and now that plane is still taxiing on the airport runway.

  I went to the airport restaurant and bought a cup of cappuccino, only to see what looked like Zhang Da's figure dragging his family out of the exit, smiling sideways while chatting with the beautiful woman beside him.

  I quickly walked back to Su Hao's side and pointed over there, asking: "Is that it?"

  Su Hao nodded in response, and then saw Fu Chaoyang stand up, waving his hand across the crowd to that side, shouting "Da Nan".

  Dà Zhāng Nán looked around for a while before accurately seeing us, then lowered his head to say something to the beautiful woman next to him, and only then responded by waving at us, leading that group of people towards our direction.

  Long time no see, of course, we must start with a full set of brotherly greetings, hugs, fist bumps, and palm slaps. The atmosphere of brotherly love is instantly there.

  It's the first time I've seen Su Hao make such a generous move, he always had a calm and carefree attitude, but today after a round of brotherly greetings, he actually has a bit of a gangster air about him, and it makes him look quite handsome!

  Zhang Nan put his arm around the beautiful woman's shoulder and proudly introduced: "My fiancée, Guan Ying, isn't she pretty? A Xianyu person!"

  The beauty said hello to everyone, and Zhang Nan introduced us to her again: "This is Chaoyang, Suhuang..." When he got to me, he was stunned and asked Suhuang in surprise, "Is this the treasure of you two? You're actually willing to bring it out for us to see?"

  "En, fu ying xue." replied Su Hao, brief and to the point.

  Zhang Nan reintroduced her: "Fu Chaoyang's younger sister, Su Hao's wife."

  This is really a close brother... The relationship has not been clarified yet, and I was directly assigned to Su Hao. I was confused, Pei Chao Yang's face was full of excitement, only Mr. Su was pleased, calling on everyone to leave the main hall first.

  Zhang Nan pushed his wife over to me: "We're a group of old men, I'm entrusting my wife to you, and when we get married, you'll have to give us red envelopes with money!"

  After finishing, he merged back into the men's circle. A row of seven or eight people introduced themselves and shook hands. I automatically linked arms with Guan Ying to prevent getting lost and asked her, "Are these all their gaming buddies?"

  "Yes, they've been playing together for many years, every day chatting on WeChat until midnight without sleep..." Guan Ying was very helpless, pointing to one of the older ones: "That's the leader of the first gaming guild, just met him on the plane..."

  "What a coincidence?"

  "They've been saying for days in the game that they're coming to Beijing, and half the district knows about it, who knows if it's just a coincidence..." She leaned in closer and whispered: "He's been trying to win over Da Nan's family for a long time..."

  I nodded in understanding, online games are just that, but he's a big shot who came all the way to Beijing to win someone over?

  The question was answered in the next second, and two more people blocked a line of people in front, the slightly beer-bellied one asked something to that person, then that boss suddenly realized and shook hands with him, and turned around to introduce Zhang Nan and others to him, and again shook hands in a circle, politely saying "Let's get together another day" and so on, and then the big boss followed them and left.

  The people around Guan Ying let out a sigh of relief.

  Look at his reaction, that big boss is probably not a good person.

  After they left, we slowly moved to the front and paid Chao Yang who was arranging the car seat order: "Da Nan and your wife will go with Su Huang's car, Xiao Ming and Xiao Jia will follow Tang Men and me, we can just fit in, any objections?"

  Everyone agreed and arranged to rush to the city, and Zhang Nan also received a call from the helper on the way, saying that they would entertain them and let them all go.

  Zhang Nan was rejected by his bro, saying he wouldn't return until he's drunk. He hung up the phone and said: "This guy is really cunning, just like Su said. Those two rivers are already in his family, yesterday he was shouting to sell accounts, today he came to kill our headquarters, guess what he wants to do?"

  "Do you still need to guess?" Guan Ying gave him a white eye: "If you can keep someone, keep them. If not, just leave your number!"

  Zhang Nan asked Su Hao: "Guess?"

  Su Hao raised his eyes and glanced at him through the rearview mirror, slightly curling up the corner of his lips: "Since everyone else has arrived, it's unlikely that someone will be left behind, at least not in the short term."

  Zhang Nan burst out laughing: "Look, didn't I say Su Hui is a military strategist? With that mouth of his, he can even make those two rivers run away!"

  He just needs to last longer than the beacon fire and wolf smoke.

  "The beacon fire can't hold on anymore, rushing boss has lost half a month's worth already. After we left, Luoyang Fang also retreated, their family doesn't have many big accounts left..."

  "Can't you stop talking about games all day? You've been living in the study for several days, haven't you counted them?"

  Pfft, who said that Xianzu women are like little birds, looking delicate on the outside, but still having some deviations in personality.

  All the way, Zhang Nan didn't mention the game again, but he talked a lot about Mr. Su's embarrassing things in college, like a gay person, refusing all female classmates, and often laughing so annoyingly to make phone calls to someone. Zhang Nan said: "I was puzzled, asking if you had eaten or finished your homework, how could you show such an annoying side?"

  "Then did you finally find out who he was calling?"

  "It wasn't until sophomore year that Shen Youjing told us she was Chaoyang's sister, and we would often tease him saying 'Dusk Sister'..."

  I was still trying to turn my face away from the car, propping up my hand to cover it, but when I heard this sentence, I abruptly turned my head to look at Su Hao: "When did you start liking Wanxia?"

  The voices of the two people in the back seat suddenly stopped.

  Mr. Su said slowly and calmly: "I've always liked it, you didn't know?"

  "How could you refuse me?"

  "He raised an eyebrow and asked: 'When did I ever refuse you?'"

  I thought of the two people in the back seat and said decisively: "This is too long, let's talk about it when we get home..."

  A faint smile of pleasure played on his lips.