Chapter Thirty-One: Actually I'm an Actor
I just feel that the muscles on my face are changing, and my body shape is also fluctuating significantly, with a thread of scorching pain.
Rip! The sound of clothes tearing. My body swelled up and burst out of my clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts, which I quickly used to cover myself.
"What the hell does that mean?" I exclaimed.
"Haha, I expected as much. I've prepared some clothes for you, hurry up and put them on." Mao Shi Jiu said while taking out a large red female garment.
"Ma Shi Jiu, you're cruel." I helplessly wrapped the women's clothes around me.
Found a mirror, took a look, and the appearance, figure, and that white-clothed person were exactly the same. I stared blankly at Mao Shi Jiu, "Master, I also want to learn this move."
I will definitely change Cao Zhi's appearance later, go everywhere to eat the tyrant's meal, and go everywhere to ruin his reputation. I secretly smiled in my heart.
"This move is simple, don't you also have a female ghost on your body? Let her attach to the talisman paper and follow my incantation."
"What's the password?" I asked eagerly.
"For now, let's just go to a high-end clothing store."
It can't be that you want to buy me clothes, I'm rubbing my hands with excitement. I usually just buy some street goods, when have I ever worn high-end clothes? Anyway, even if I die, I don't have any money, a sly smile rises at the corner of my mouth.
Huh? Where's Mao Shi Jiu? How did he disappear in the blink of an eye. I just walked for a moment and Mao Shi Jiu was gone, won't be because he regretted it, this person is too stingy.
"Yang Guo." A voice came over.
Who's calling me? I turned around and Li Jian Tian appeared in my line of sight.
"How did you come here, Mao Shi Jiu Ren?" I asked in surprise.
"Are you asking where that handsome guy from Class 19 went?"
"You're kidding me, right? That dead fat guy."
This can't be right, I've changed my appearance and figure now, how did Li Jian Tian know that I'm Yang Guo? Damn it, he must have been deceived, this Li Jian Tian is actually Mao Shi Jiu in disguise.
"Oh, you're referring to my elegant and refined master? Where did he go?" I immediately changed the subject.
"I don't know where that elegant, refined and exceptionally handsome man Mao Shi Jiu went." Mao Shi Jiu shamelessly praised himself.
"Are you kidding me?" I gave him a cold stare.
"What do you know, kid? Do we still need money if we go to a high-end clothing store?" said Mao Shi Jiu.
"Genius! Alright, let's just take it and run, who would know it was us two." I exchanged a glance with Mao Shi Jiu, sharing a sly smile.
"How can you be so mean?" I said, shaking my finger at Mao Shi Jiu.
"You're not bad either, follow me and you'll go up another level, haha." Mao Shi Jiu was always sneering.
Before long, we arrived at the city's most upscale clothing store. I was still wrapped in a red dress, which attracted many strange glances. I quickly grabbed a white suit and rushed to the fitting room.
I had just changed into it, and I panicked. This wasn't right! I quickly put on my clothes again and went out to ask Mao 19, "How can this be so small? I'm not this size!" I pointed at my crotch.
Cao Zhi was so amused by my words that he laughed until tears streamed down his face.
"Hey, will it change back? Tell me quickly." I was anxious and worried that it wouldn't change back.
"It depends on whether there are any side effects or not." Mao Shi Jiu said to me with a serious face.
"I'll screw you, if I don't make it back, don't forget I'm a medical student, next time I'll dissect you and feed your ** to the dogs." I made a cutting motion.
Cao Jingru swallowed hard.
"This outfit is fine, let's focus on completing our task first." Ma Shi Jiu changed the subject.
"What should I do now?" I waved my hand and looked at the cashier in the clothing store.
"What do you think we should do?" Mao Shi Jiu raised an eyebrow at me.
"Run." We said it in unison.
We took off running, the speed was so fast that no one could catch up. However, Mao 19 was even more ruthless and instantly pulled me tens of meters away. I was panting and following behind him, with a group of security guards from clothing stores right behind me. We ran for several hundred meters, and were about to be caught when suddenly a few police officers appeared in front of us, clearly rushing towards me.
Unexpectedly, they didn't just brush past me, but instead rushed towards the security guard.
The police shouted at the security guard, and to everyone's amusement, the security guard was so scared that he ran backward, with the police chasing after him. In an instant, a scene like "Tom and Jerry" unfolded, where the cat chases the mouse and the dog chases the cat.
I saw Cao Zhen rushing after the mountain in front of him.
"How did you run so fast?" I panted heavily, propping myself up on my knees and clutching at my waist.
"What's this, I used to steal from others..." He swallowed his words here.
"What are you stealing? Stealing chickens? Haha, so you're indeed not a first-time offender! No wonder you have such rich experience." I joked.
"Little kid, if I hadn't just pretended to be Li Jian Tian and called the police to stop those security guards, you'd... " Mao Shi Jiu made a throat-slitting gesture.
So that's why the police didn't catch me, but instead went after the security guard. I was really frightened for nothing.
"Alright alright alright, you're holding someone else's chick."
"You said Li Jian Tian knew about it, would he kill us?" I smiled.
"We're also doing things for the police department, it's understandable, it's understandable." Mao Shi Jiu seemed to be comforting himself.
"What's next?" I still didn't know Mao Shi Jiu's true intentions at this point.
"It's going to be interesting from now on." Mao Shi Jiu chuckled.
We soon arrived at the Taurus Building of the Taurus Group, which was quite impressive. From a distance, it looked like a bull because there were two huge horns on top of the building. The entire structure was square and sturdy, except for the highest part that protruded outwards, just like a bull's head. It is said that this building was designed by an internationally renowned architect, with the characteristics of being majestic and spirited. However, I think that when paired with the name of the underworld, it took on a different tone, and even its majesty seemed dark.
"Wait a minute, we're going to put on an act." Mao Shi Jiu finally agreed to reveal his plan.
"What's the play? Can I get an Oscar?" I joked.
"You've performed well, you can even be an Oscar-winning actress." Mao Shi Jiu smiled lewdly, with a hint of mockery still aimed at the person who had just worn the bright red dress.
"Hurry up and say what play it is!" I glared at Mao Shi Jiu.
"Wait a minute, I'll put on this black suit and pretend to be your assistant. When we get to the lobby of the building, you need to pretend to be possessed by a ghost, collapse on the ground, foam at the mouth, stare blankly, and convulse all over. You have to make it convincing enough to attract everyone's attention. That's when I'll go to his office and call him out, he'll definitely rush down in a hurry. Then I can search for clues directly in his office. Remember! Don't speak or make any extra movements. And to make it more realistic, I'll have Chang Ai Ai possess your body."
"You actually stole a suit too."
"This isn't the point, I'm telling you those things, did you remember them?" Mao Shi Jiu said excitedly.
"Got it, actually I'm an actor." I wiped my hair and pretended to be cool.
"I have to change back too, Li Jian Tian's appearance is too showy." After saying that, Mao Shi Jiu transformed back into his original form.
"Your mustache!" I pointed at his chin.
Cao Jingyu hesitated for a moment, and finally shaved it off with a razor. He looked at the cut-off beard with a heartache and said: "When can I grow it back in which year and month?"
"Stop dawdling, let's get started." I imitated the director's tone when calling "Action!"
We calmly walked into the Bullfighting Arena, and as soon as we stepped inside, all the attendants on the side shouted in unison: "Young Master is here." I slightly nodded my head without saying a word.
"Master, how did you come back again?" a woman said, coming towards him.
"It's about time." Mao Shi Jiu reminded in a low voice.
Often I hear the command, silently and quietly it gets on me. I follow the momentum and fall directly to the ground, motionless.
"Master, what's wrong?" Mao Shi Jiu cried out in a melodramatic tone.
At this time, the woman who came face to face also shouted loudly and came forward to support me. As soon as she touched my arm, I started rolling my eyes and foaming at the mouth. The woman was frightened and retreated far away.
At this time, everyone who heard the sound came over and shouted, "Young master, what's wrong with you?" Many people rushed forward to shout, and the hall was filled with a burst of screaming pigs. From this, it can be seen that this young master is not popular, so many people shouted loudly but no one came to rescue him, nor did anyone call 120, which shows how poor this young master's character is.
Taking advantage of the chaotic scene, Mao Shi Jiu sneaked out and rushed to Da Nian's office. The door was slightly ajar, Mao Shi Jiu pushed it open directly and said anxiously: "Boss, something's wrong, Gong Zi Ge is possessed by a ghost."
Da Nian was resting when he heard someone enter his office without knocking, and in a fit of rage, he raised his hand to slap the person, but then thought of his son's misfortune and restrained himself from striking.
"My father will deal with you when he gets back." With that said, he hastily left.
Cao Shi Jiu secretly smiled to himself and began searching in the office of Da Nian.
And I'm still acting, but Bai Mo has already spat all over the floor. All I can hear is loud shouting, no one seems to be coming to rescue us. My mouth is parched dry, when will this New Year finally arrive?
"Turtle son, what's wrong?" A hurried voice came over. The crowd immediately dispersed and a path was opened up, revealing the middle-aged man with scars on his face who had been seen earlier, looking fierce and menacing.
When I saw him coming, I acted even more vigorously, my whole body started shaking, my feet stomping wildly on the ground. Seeing who kicked whom was incredibly thrilling! In a moment of carelessness, I kicked the old man's body.
"What the hell are you pretending to be crazy about?!" He kicked me with one foot, and I slid a few meters away.
"This son of a bitch is definitely not his biological son, and he's also too ruthless." I cursed secretly in my heart.
No matter what, I continued to vent. Sneaking a peek, the others on site looked like they were watching a show, some couldn't help but laugh.
"You bunch of idiots, make a call! What are you standing there for?" The big man suddenly flew into a rage, and at this time everyone was so frightened that they took out their phones and dialed 120.
This cold has been going on for nineteen days and still hasn't gotten better. I'm almost out of energy. I complained to myself.
I was having a great time, but Mao 19 ran into trouble. As soon as he entered the house, he saw an altar in the main office with three incense sticks on it, surrounded by high-quality offerings, worshiping a cloth doll child.

