Chapter 46: Binding with rattan strips, shattered by a single fart!
Sun Baozi was grinning and rubbing my back, making me feel itchy all over, with goosebumps all over my body.
Sun Baozi looked at me and chuckled twice, then brought over some rattan strips to tie up my hands and Xia Yu Xin's. After finishing, he patted his hands and said: "Let's go, kid! From now on, you'll follow me, I guarantee you'll cultivate your Qi in a year!"
I was taken aback by his words, cultivating a sense of qi in just one year?
Corpse Sister once said that even the most talented and best-qualified people need eight years to cultivate their aura, but this Sun Blubber actually claims he can help me cultivate mine in just one year?
"Get up, what are you still dazing about!" Sun Baozi kicked me and muttered: "How could Zhang Lao Mo have a useless great-grandson like you!"
"Damn it, I'm so angry my teeth are itching, but now that I'm under your roof, I have to swallow my pride. So I quickly stood up. But Xia Yu Xin is still unconscious, and she really has nothing to do with this matter. After thinking for a moment, I gritted my teeth and asked: "Hey, Sun...Sun senior, look at her, she's just a little girl, not much use, why don't you let her go first? If you let her go, I'll definitely listen to you!"
"Useless? Let your mother fart!" Sun Baozi scolded loudly: "I've been squatting in the ancient tomb for dozens of years, and I haven't even touched a woman's hair all these years, let alone such a lively little girl. Tsk tsk tsk, I took a look just now, and this little girl is actually a virgin! This is really a great bargain!" The latest chapter has been updated
Sun Baozi spoke while shaking his head and swaying, I couldn't help but feel nauseous, thinking to myself, "Damn it, you don't even have that thing, yet you're still thinking about women?"
However, Sun Baozi seemed to see through my mind and suddenly raised his head, looked at me with a smile, and said: "Hehehe! ... Although Grandpa is no longer a man, but, touching and caressing are always possible, and, by a man's side, women are indispensable. When we return to the Extreme North Hut, we need someone to cook for us, right? And washing and rinsing, we also need someone, right? So... Hehehe!" Sun Baozi laughed and suddenly changed his face, shouting: "No, you must call me Great Grandfather! Damn it, almost let that Zhang old demon occupy the advantage!"
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I'm speechless, this guy must have been in the ancient tomb for too long, his brain has rusted.
Sun Baozi muttered to himself for half a day, then pressed down on Xia Yu Xin's neck, and Xia Yu Xin slowly woke up.
Xia Yu woke up with a painful groan, and was about to rub her neck with her hand, but when she saw that her hands were tied up with rattan strips, she immediately came to her senses. Moreover, Sun Baozi was squatting in front of her, smiling at her, so she let out a sharp cry and scrambled backward.
"Haha, little sister don't run!" Sun Baozi leered with a sly smile, then took a step forward and caught up to Xia Yu Xin in an instant. With one swift motion, he lifted her up, and no matter how hard she struggled, she couldn't break free from his grasp. She couldn't help but curse loudly: "Let me go, you pervert!"
"Am I perverted?" Sun Baozi rubbed his nose, then suddenly sneered and said: "When we arrive at the Extreme North Thatched Cottage, I'll let you know what's really perverted. After we get there... heh heh, I'll make you two do it in front of me!"
Damn it, I was shocked to hear that, this damn thing, after Sun Baozi lost his balls, he indeed became a bit mentally abnormal, and actually said he wanted to force me and Xia Yuxin to do that kind of thing for him to watch?
Although I'd like something to happen with Xia Yu Xin, but... having someone watching me from the side would be really uncomfortable!
It's embarrassing if it doesn't get hard at the right time!
"Little brother, what are you thinking?" The soft and sweet voice of my sister suddenly echoed in my mind, I couldn't help but shudder, then hastily shook my head, saying nothing, hadn't thought of anything. But instead, it earned me a string of giggles from my sister.
Sun Baozi patted his hands, then pointed at Xia Yu Xin and said: "Let's go, this is not a good place. It won't take long for this to become a dead land, and by that time we won't be able to get out!" After saying that, he pushed Xia Yu Xin, who was unwilling but had no choice, could only lower his head and walk forward with a helpless expression.
I was walking in the front, followed by Xia Yu Xin and Sun Bao Zi. To prevent me and Xia Yu Xin from running away halfway, Sun Bao Zi actually tied a rattan stick to our waists, making us look like two grasshoppers strung together on a straw.
We wandered around in the mountains for a long time, and I didn't know where Sun Baozi was going. Looking at the direction, we had already passed by the Pan Mountain Highway. I couldn't help but wonder what that northernmost hut was like, and why Sun Baozi insisted on taking us there.
At this time I suddenly remembered that Sun Buzi had said before, he was the vice president of Beifang Maoer, so who is the president? Could it be my great-grandfather?
Right in the midst of wild fancies, I suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing on my face, followed by 'Wooo...' sounds that seemed like ghostly wails.
I raised my head and saw that in front of us, a thick fog was rolling in. Amidst the fog, I seemed to see a group of dark soldiers holding long spears and wearing armor slowly walking towards us.
I couldn't help but feel a shock in my heart, we were already very far away from Mantou Mountain, and yet, there were still hidden soldiers here?
Knock knock knock!...
The heavy and powerful footsteps of the dark soldiers echoed out, I couldn't help but take a step back, if it wasn't for being tied up at this moment, I would have definitely taken off running.
Sun Baozi also had a look of being on high alert, his face changing between sunny and cloudy as he stared at the dark troops, muttering to himself: "Hmph, it's not like you just stole one corpse from me, and now you're chasing me all the way here!" After saying that, he glanced at me, then shouted loudly: "What are you still standing there for? Run!" And with that, he took off in a sprint.
Damn it, I thought Sun Baozi was so powerful and would have a big battle with the dark troops, but unexpectedly Sun Baozi is also a coward, when he sees the dark troops, he runs away like a grandson.
Sun Baozi has run away, let alone Xia Yuxin and I. However, at this time Sun Baozi is running ahead, extremely fast, and in just a few steps he has already run far away.
I exchanged a glance with Xia Yu Xin, both of us thinking this was a good opportunity to escape, but at that moment, Corpse Sister suddenly said to me: "Fool, hurry up and follow that fat guy, the rattan strips on your bodies have been bound by him with a restrictive spell. If you try to escape on your own, the restrictive spell will be triggered, and both of you will be strangled to death!"
I was taken aback by his words and realized why that fat Sun wasn't afraid of us escaping - he had left a hidden guard behind.
Knock knock knock!...
The footsteps of the dark soldiers were getting closer and closer, as they approached, the dark wind blew non-stop. I couldn't help but shiver, and immediately shouted at Xia Yu Xin: "Follow that fat guy and run, quickly!"
After that, I took the lead and ran forward, but Xia Yuxin and I were tied together. As soon as I ran two steps, I felt the rattan strip on my body tighten, turned my head to look back, and saw that Xia Yuxin was actually going to run in another direction.
"Let's run away now, that Sun Baozi killed He Ge and so many villagers, he's not a good thing. If we follow him, there will be no good outcome!" Xia Yu Xin said while pulling me hard, I turned back to look at the approaching dark soldiers and couldn't help but curse silently, then shouted loudly: "No way, this rattan has been cast with witchcraft by him. If we escape, he'll activate the witchcraft and we'll be strangled to death by the rattan!"
"Witchcraft? How did you know?" Xia Yu Xin was still asking me, I shouted: "It's a long story, I'll tell you next time, let's go!" After that, I rushed forward with my head down.
Xia Yu Xin hesitated but also knew I wouldn't deceive her, so she followed me running forward.
But Sun Baozi ran too fast, and Xia Yuxin and I were already exhausted. Moreover, my life had been burned by the Blood Corpse Nails for nearly a year, so now I was running and sweating profusely, dizzy and disoriented.
"Yifan, are you okay?" Xia Yuxin asked while supporting me and continuing to run.
"It's nothing!" I gritted my teeth and persisted in running, but at this moment, I suddenly heard Sun Baozi's loud roar from the front. We were both stunned, and when we walked closer to take a look, we saw that Sun Baozi had actually collided with a team of dark soldiers and was now fighting fiercely.
I was dumbfounded at the time, running wasn't an option, and if I didn't run, the enemy troops behind would still catch up.
At this time, I heard the corpse sister say: "I can help you break the binding spell! However, Sun Baozi said that he can help you cultivate your aura within a year. Although the evil way of cultivating the body is biased and extreme, it is a shortcut. Do I want to help you escape from Sun Baozi's hands or let him help you cultivate your aura and then assist me in escaping?"
I felt a chill in my heart, Corpse Sister actually knew how to break the binding spell, but her goal was to escape from the Blood Spirit Coffin. However, Sun Baozi happened to be able to help me cultivate my Qi quickly, so it could be said that I had the most powerful ally against Corpse Sister with Sun Baozi by my side!
I couldn't help but swallow my saliva, just thinking about how to beg Sister Xi, when I heard her sigh and say: "However, Sun Baozi's temper is too weird, what if he suddenly goes crazy and kills you? Then I won't have any chance at all. I can't put the treasure on this madman, so... sister will help you out!"
I was overjoyed at his words and hastily asked: "What should I do?"
"Just pee a little on the rattan stick and you're done!" Corpse Sister said with a 'heh heh' laugh, then added: "But your little lover is right next to you, can you really do it?"
I turned my head to look at Xia Yu Xin, who had a confused expression, and then gritted my teeth, thinking "damn it", in order to escape with my life, I couldn't care about anything else, so I immediately undid my belt and pulled out my second brother.
"Ah, what are you doing?" Xia Yu Xin exclaimed in surprise, quickly turning her body around. I didn't say anything, but instead aimed at the rattan stick, took a deep breath, and after a long time, finally urinated with a 'whooshing' sound.
Ah, so refreshing!

