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Chapter 13: Narrow Road of Enemies, Fatal Fart!

  Chapter 13: Narrow Road of Vengeance, A Fatal Fart!

  What's wrong? Is it because of the Black+Rock+Cave? I stood stupidly behind Corpse Sister, and more than once I thought about mustering up the courage to walk in front of her and take a look at her true appearance. However, every time I just lifted my foot, I lightly put it back down again.

  At this moment, the corpse sister is beautiful. Although I couldn't see her full face and don't know what expression she had on, just a single silhouette made me feel that all women in the world are nothing but mediocre makeup. And the surrounding sky and earth, the inverted reflection of the lake water, the lush green trees, all seem to exist because of her, losing their original colors and becoming her foil.

  I couldn't help but wonder, what kind of woman is Corpse Sister after all?

  Even after death, she remains a stunning beauty of her generation; in life, she must have been a breathtakingly beautiful woman who could conquer the city with just one smile!

  At this time, the corpse sister who had been silent for a long time suddenly moved. She slowly lifted her head, looked up at the night sky, and said softly: "Do you still remember what you once promised me?"

  I remained silent, but nodded and murmured "uh-huh". However, my sister suddenly burst out laughing and said: "Little brother, you had promised me that you would leave your pure Yang body to me, but now it's gone. So tell me, how are you going to make it up to me?"

  I swallowed my saliva, previously, I had indeed promised the corpse sister to leave my pure yang body for her, but just now, I was in a state of confusion and my relationship with Luo Ziyi was not something I could control. But no matter what, it has become a fact that I am no longer a virgin, thinking of this, I lowered my head and said softly: "Then, then what do you want to do?"

  "Hehe!......" The corpse sister suddenly giggled, as if she had heard the most hilarious joke in the world, her shoulders shaking non-stop. Then, with a coquettish voice, she said: "Then beg your sister!"

  The corpse sister's originally desolate voice suddenly became extremely coquettish, and even had a hint of seductiveness. I couldn't help but shiver all over, asking: "How to beg?"

  "Please, Your Majesty, I beg of you, take me in. Although I'm no longer a pure yang body, I can warm your bed for the rest of my life, just agree to it!"

  After Corpse Sister finished speaking, I was dumbfounded. Although I had said such words before, at that time Corpse Sister wasn't in front of me, so with a thick face I just said it, but now...

  "What's wrong, don't you want to say?" the corpse sister suddenly asked in a cold voice.

  I hastily said: "I'll say it!" After clearing my throat, I opened my mouth and spoke in a strange voice: "Uh... Queen sister, I beg of you, please take me in. Although I'm no longer a pure yang body, I can warm your bed for the rest of your life. Just agree to it, okay?"

  After finishing, I almost made myself vomit, but Corpse Sister was amused by me and burst out laughing. Laughing and laughing, she then let out a sigh and murmured: "In the past, he also teased me like this!"

  "After she finished speaking, she suddenly asked me: 'Are you curious about my appearance? Do you want to see it?'"

  I hastily nodded and said, thinking to myself. My sister's corpse asked indifferently: "Then, after seeing it, will you forever and ever imprint my appearance in your heart?"

  "I..." I hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "I can!"

  "Alas, he used to say that too!" The corpse sister sighed and then slowly turned her body under my tense gaze.

  It was as if a fleeting moment had turned into an eternity, yet it brought out the colors of the world. In her presence, everything else seemed dull and faded by comparison.

  Her face is more stunning than the most beautiful flowers, whiter than the purest snowflakes, as if everything in the world cannot compare to her perfection.

  At this moment, I only feel that everything around me has moved away from me. In my eyes, there is only the profile that slowly turns back to face me.

  She turned her face sideways, her eyes slightly closed, her eyebrows and eyes drooping, her expression calm and unruffled.

  A gentle breeze blew, and the thick long hair that was coiled behind her head suddenly flew up, covering more than half of her face. At this moment, she slowly opened her eyes, looked at me, and smiled slightly!

  There was a moment when I seemed to forget everything, forgot myself, and in my mind, there were only the pupils of those eyes smiling at me.

  But then that smile gradually faded and became increasingly vague, finally, with a gentle breeze blowing, it dispersed into the air with a "whoosh".

  I came back to my senses and looked carefully, but found that the corpse sister was no longer there. I couldn't help but sigh, thinking that if I could keep looking at the corpse sister like this forever, it would be great.

  A deep sense of loss swept over my heart, but I know that the most beautiful things are often fleeting like a flash of lightning. Although it's just a brief moment, your unintentional glance can make me dizzy with infatuation.

  I took a step forward and stood in the position where Corpse Sister had been standing, and for a moment, I seemed to still smell the fragrance she had left behind.

  "I'm tired, this time I'm afraid I'll be sleeping for a while, take care of everything yourself!" The voice of Corpse Sister suddenly came out, and before I could even speak, it slowly fell silent.

  I know that Corpse Sister at the time, in order to save me, burned a hundred years of Dao line, accelerated the devouring of Corpse Dan, and only then could she appear before my eyes. If not for this, I'm afraid I would have already died at the hands of Old Fourth.

  I took a deep breath and turned around, but suddenly realized that I had no idea where I was supposed to go!

  The world is so big, where should I go?

  Is it going back to school and continuing student life or returning to the village and saving those villagers?

  Just standing there daydreaming, suddenly a loud shout came out, and then a figure 'swished' out of the woods.

  This man ran very fast, and behind him, there were four or five figures, who were also rushing towards me with a loud noise.

  But when I saw this figure clearly afterwards, I was stunned instantly. What the... isn't that Scarface and his Copper Armor Zombie?

  Damn it, what a coincidence!

  I let out a loud shout, turned around and ran away, but the scar-faced man also saw me and shouted at me: "Little rabbit, don't run!" As soon as he finished speaking, I heard a series of crisp sounds like 'tingling tingling' coming from behind. Those several bronze-armored zombies seemed to have been stimulated by some kind of medicine, and they charged towards me with shrill cries.

  My goodness!

  For a moment, I was so frightened that my soul escaped, let out a loud cry, and then my feet moved swiftly as the wind, running wildly.

  Earlier in the village, to avoid the zombie tide, one of my shoes had already run away. At this moment, I was sprinting at full speed, and the other shoe was also thrown off. I didn't have time to pick it up, turned around and saw that the surrounding trees were lush and dense. Without hesitation, I hugged a big tree and climbed up quickly.

  I climbed swiftly, and in the blink of an eye I had scurried to the top of the tree, where I hid amongst the dense branches. Just then, the sound of chaotic footsteps echoed out, and Scarface, accompanied by four copper-armored zombies, charged into the forest. Looking around, he suddenly pointed ahead and said: "I'm telling you, I can see you! Come out quickly, or else I'll have to let the copper-armored zombies catch you!"

  I'm laughing to myself, this idiot is still pretending, damn it, I'm right above your head, if I wasn't afraid of your zombie-like appearance, I'd really like to take a dump on your head!

  But as soon as I thought of taking a dump, I suddenly felt my anus tighten up, and a burst of gas rushed to the surface, my stomach started growling loudly too. I was in agony, this is totally unfair, why did it have to happen at this moment?

  He glared with wide eyes, gritted his teeth, and clutched his crotch tightly, holding back. At this time, the scar-faced man looked around and said: "If you don't come out, I'll go catch you!" After that, he controlled the copper-armored zombie to walk deep into the forest.

  I let out a long sigh, and then the chrysanthemum relaxed, and I heard a 'puff!' sound, a uniquely flavored, extremely long-lasting fart was sprayed out by me.

  Ah, so refreshing!

  This fart almost suffocated me, after releasing it I felt much lighter all over, looked around and saw the forest was quiet, then slowly climbed down from the tree.

  The pockmarked face ran ahead, I took a look and was about to run in the opposite direction, but before I could even start running, I suddenly heard a sinister laugh coming from behind me. Then, I heard that voice say: "Hehehe, little kid, didn't expect this, did you? I smelled your fart's stench, what, still want to run?"

  I was shocked by what I heard and turned around to see that the scar-faced man had somehow appeared behind me, now staring at me with a sinister grin on his face!

  Damn it, this fart is really killing me!

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