Chapter 51: The Beauty Plan of Water Enough Depth

  "My mom frowned and said: 'You child, you like someone, why don't you take responsibility?'"

  "I have many people I like, but I especially like Xiao Ze... Haha~... And what's with being responsible? How can we be responsible? People in our line of work, haha... If you put it nicely, it's called serving the country. If you put it badly, then they're just fugitives who will die sooner or later... Beautiful woman, what do I have to be responsible for towards you? We should just live for today and drink for today..."

  Wang Yong stretched out his hand and lifted my mother's chin.

  My mother knocked his hand away and said to me, "He's really drunk now, dear, you keep an eye on him, I'll go get the hangover soup from the stove."

  "I'm not responsible for you... *hiccup*... *vomit*..." Wang Yong was still talking, and as he spoke, a hiccup grew bigger and he was about to throw up.

  I quickly helped him to the bathroom: "Don't throw up here! Hold on a bit, I'll help you to the bathroom!"

  "Ugh..."

  Just as I was about to help him to the bathroom, Wang Yong suddenly vomited in the living room. I shouted loudly: "Mom! Mom! Wang Yong has vomited in the living room, what should we do? How can I clean this up? Mom! Mom, come quickly..."

  My mom walked over from the kitchen with a basin, calmly placing the hangover soup on the table and handing me the basin. "You can't even hold a basin for him, all you know is to call out for mom, and say you like smart people, where's your smartness now?"

  "It's all your fault! You've been drinking too much again! Your body is ruined, you're going to get alcohol poisoning..." I said with a heavy heart.

  As I was speaking, my dad was stimulated by the smell and wanted to vomit. Before I could even get a basin, my mom rushed over, put it under my dad, and started patting his back with her hand, saying: "Are you feeling unwell? Which son-in-law doesn't go through this when visiting their in-laws for the first time? You should be worried about your dad, he's risking his life for you this time!"

  "They all say it's not the son-in-law..." I said.

  "Hey, what are you standing there like an idiot for?" Mom interrupted me. "Take advantage of the situation (before Wang Yong throws up) and hurry to hold the toilet bowl for him. He still needs to throw up. If he doesn't, use your fingers to make him vomit everything out!"

  I quickly dragged and pulled Wang Yong to the edge of the toilet, and as expected, he vomited again. Taking advantage of the situation, I asked: "Wang Yong, what's going on with the case of the big pit? What are you looking for?"

  Wang Yong raised his head, stared at me for a long time, and then smiled with a mischievous grin: "The Buddha said: cannot be spoken. Hehe!"

  Damn! You're all drunk and your mouth is still so strict.

  "So what task did you come for? Tell me, I promise not to say it out." I imitated my mother's way of taking care of my father, stroking his back to make him feel better, and asked gently.

  "Why did I come... why me... At first, it was clear to me, now even I'm not sure myself. I want to tell you, I want to say..." Wang Yong pulled up my hand, with tears in his eyes as if looking at me deeply, then frowned painfully, "Ugh..." and vomited again...

  Wang Yong had finally vomited everything out and was exhausted. I used all my strength to support him to my parents' room. My mom had already cleaned up the place, and my dad had changed into clean clothes and was lying in bed comfortably drinking warm stomach soup.

  Mom was holding a hot towel and stretching into the quilt to wipe Dad's body, turned her head and saw me, whispering: "Where are you going? Go out!"

  I said: "Let him sleep on the sofa?" The sofa is not very comfortable, I thought the bed was more comfortable, let him sleep with my dad, and at night I squeezed into my small bed with my mom.

  "Stupid! Go back home!"

  "He sleeps in my bed? Then how am I supposed to sleep at night?"

  My mother glared at me: "I don't care how you sleep, get out... really, baby, it's not mom saying you, where is your cleverness..."

  Alright, I understand.

  "Go ahead, take a few more steps!" I helped Wang Yong up, "Considering you saved my life, I'll let you sleep on my soft bed!"

  Wang Yong sobered up a bit and struggled to say: "I'll rest for a while and then leave."

  "I'm dragging Wang Yong to my room while saying: 'Alright, don't say anything else! Now that things have come to this, I won't let you leave no matter what! If something happens because of your drinking and I get in trouble for advising you to drink, I'll be the one going to jail! Don't worry...I won't eat into your stuff, whether you believe it or not...my sister really is a vegetarian! Go to sleep now!!"

  ……

  After the two men fell asleep, I quietly cleaned up the living room and kitchen with my mom. My mom poked me and said, "Baby, how's that? Didn't your dad and I play a great trick of 'drunken words are true words'?"

  I gave a thumbs up, "Ginger is still the most spicy, much higher than my few moves! It's just that next time it can't be used, it's too damaging to the body! If we were convicted of alcohol poisoning, we would be sentenced to prison."

  "You want to go again next time! Next time you can bear to part with your husband, I still can't bear to part with mine!" Old mom said fiercely. "By the way, that Sawa Aoyama he mentioned is an AV actress, right?"

  My mother even knows about actresses, I said: "Who knows, it seems like a 2D character."

  Mom said: "Mom sees it, this boyfriend of yours is not bad, bite down and don't let go!"

  "Mom, do you think I'm an idiot or something? He's not even my boyfriend," I said sullenly. "He's never confessed his feelings to me, and from what he says, it's clear he doesn't want to take responsibility. He's wishy-washy and unclear about his intentions, and I have no idea what he's thinking."

  "My mom was overjoyed: 'My daughter still can't figure out what a person is thinking, great! Really great, it seems that finally someone can tame you!'"

  "Where's your mom from?"

  "Baby, of course Mom is a good girl like you."

  "What's there to be happy about? At this time, as a mother, even if you don't worry about Wang Yong's work danger, you should worry that this kid is playing with your daughter, unclear and ambiguous, and then takes advantage of the situation and leaves without a word, what are you going to do?"

  Mom's smile disappeared and she asked seriously: "Baby, tell me the truth, did he take advantage of you?"

  "No, your daughter is someone I..."

  "Oh, come on!" My mom interrupted me, "Let him take advantage of you quickly! What era are we in now? Baby, you really can't be too conservative!"

  "...was taken...occupied...it was convenient to go..." I muttered and finished what I hadn't said.