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Episode 45: Water is Deep Enough to Pretend to be Crazy but Not Mad

  Chapter 45: Water is Deep Enough for a Fool Not to be Crazy

  "Don't pretend to be stupid, it's useless even if you pretend not to understand. You have three seconds to take it out yourself, or I'll have to use force."

  I'm not pretending to be clueless, I really don't understand. No matter how much medicine I take, it can't calm down the fire in me right now. I narrowed my eyes slightly and gritted my teeth: "So you chased after me because your wallet was lost, and you think I took it? Ha! That's ridiculous, your imagination is too wild. Don't even mention what I would do with your wallet, even if I really did take it, do you have any evidence? 'Take action'? What are you talking about, do you want to hit me or something?"

  "What a big wind!" Wang Yong sneered, "Where did the wind come from? Oh, it's the wind of your brain hole, you guys are really deep in this line, I didn't even realize it at that time!"

  He said the well water is deep, and I suddenly understood that his wallet must have been stolen. There are a few thieves on the bus who are my informants, especially one named Shi Qianqian who is absolutely a master of technique, can be said to be the best in the province. But heaven knows, I asked them to help me create some atmosphere, not to steal his wallet!

  I've told Shiqian not to steal again, and the others don't have the guts to steal from me!

  But would rather die than admit it. "The sea is deep, the well water is icy, don't talk nonsense if you're not clear about it. Hey, what are you doing? Don't you know that's against the law? You're a lawless fool!"

  This guy actually dared to search me, rubbing all over my waist and butt, treating my resistance as tickling.

  That's too much! My strength is far from his, it's impossible to stop him by force, but - a tiger won't show off its might if not provoked, do you think I'm just a decoration? "What are you doing? If you continue like this, I'll call the police! Hooligan! Pervert! Help!"

  Wang Yong said: "Calm down, I haven't seen anything like you before."

  Someone in the carriage originally wanted to come and help, but when they heard him say this sentence, they smiled knowingly and continued to watch the excitement.

  I'm telling you all, what did you understand from it? He really hasn't seen anything before!!!

  Wang Yong didn't find anything on me, he has already started searching my luggage.

  "Alright, stop looking for it, I asked Brother Chang to ask his colleagues in the anti-theft unit to help you inquire about it. Brother Chang has connections in the anti-theft unit. You can glare at me all you want, but I'm innocent, don't believe me? Look into my innocent big eyes." Actually, sorry, I do feel a bit guilty, wasn't I helping you out? Don't glare at me anymore... "I'll go make a phone call."

  "Come back!" Wang Yong handed me his mobile phone, "Help me unlock it!"

  I smiled and said, "Sir, just follow the instructions on the screen and you'll be able to unlock it easily."

  Wang Yong's face turned red all the way to his forehead, "I've read it several times, where did you download such a shameless thing..."

  I choked with laughter, "Not reciting, but singing, the pitch must be accurate," patted his shoulder, "Come on, I'm rooting for you! After practicing a dozen more times, you'll get it! I'll go make a call, you help me tidy up and send off the guests! By the way, how did you take the taxi without money?"

  Wang Yong's face turned black: "I refuse to answer this question."

  "Ah, you've escaped the ticket! Have you escaped the ticket?"

  Wang Yong's face turned even darker: "I refuse to answer this question."

  ……

  Let go of Wang Yong, I'm going to find Shi Qianqian. Shi Qianqian is on this train. She and I are from the same city, taking a high-speed train back home. Otherwise, how could I ask her to help me out on the way? That day when I called her for help, we coincidentally talked about our seats, and it was easy to find her.

  It's been a year since I just started my career and received Xiǎo Qiān as an informant, although one is a forensic doctor and the other is a thief, we really get along well, she likes to find me to complain, so I'm quite familiar with her situation, especially emotional ones.

  When I found her, she was sitting in the inner seat. I squeezed in and used my body to block the adjacent seat. With a deep slash, I cut through her new designer handbag worth over 20,000 yuan. Lowering my voice, I said, "You've got guts, daring to move my people?!"

  At that moment, Qian Qian was startled and her breathing paused. She forced a calm smile and said: "I'm doing this for your own good, aren't I?"

  "They're after us - they want our wallets! Is this fun? I'm going to die!"

  "It's not what you think, there's a chance for communication, first... good little sister, big sis! You take this back first, it's too scary......" Shi Qianqian didn't dare move, staring at the knife that had pierced through her backpack.

  This sister is not greedy, but very afraid of weapons. She has her own "work" and made a fortune in stocks a few years ago. Recently, she married a local tycoon, so money is the one thing she doesn't lack. Her stealing things is purely a family genetic disease.

  She next to us doesn't know what we're doing, being squeezed to the edge of the seat standing, looking at our atmosphere he dares not speak, holding his phone probably thinking about whether the situation is not right then immediately call the police. I glance around and say: "Come out and talk. Bring what I want."

  We stood at the entrance of the car, and Shi lit a cigarette and handed one to me. I said that smoking was prohibited inside the train.

  Time flies like an arrow.

  "Nowadays, smoking is prohibited everywhere. You said it's so painful to smoke. Put him down and you'll probably be able to quit smoking too. Probably even the habit of stealing things will get better."

  He exhaled a smoke ring and laughed: "If I don't smoke, if I don't 'work', what's the point of leaving him, what's the point of me being alive?"

  "Travel? Volunteer? Even writing a book, which is the most hopeless thing to do, just give it a try. There must be something that doesn't harm others or torture yourself, yet still makes you feel alive."

  "Alright, 'old lady'! Every time you see me, it's the same old talk. Today I'll give you some advice: don't be too arrogant and look down on people, men think that anything delivered to their doorstep is cheap goods."

  "Understood, thanks for the painful lesson. But since you understand, why don't you practice what you preach?"

  She took a deep drag, exhaled slowly, and with her slender fingers, adorned with exquisite nail art, she pulled out Wang Yong's wallet from my pocket. "Why don't you just get married and try it out? How will you know if the 'size' is right or not if you don't try? Don't tell me you're still looking for romance; what romance is there in this day and age?"

  "No love, just infatuation? Pour a cup of hot water and put it down to avoid the pain. If there's hope, let's try our best; if not, then give up. The more you ruin yourself, the less he thinks you're good. You also say that men don't appreciate what's readily available..."

  "Mind your own business, I've been married at least three times and have a son..."

  I disappeared automatically before she finished speaking.

  In terms of marriage, Shi Qianqian is absolutely victorious.

  But when it comes to "letting go", I win over her.

  Wang Yong doesn't like me, I don't like him. I can be sad for a while, I can be angry for a while, and I can also turn my face and not care anymore, unlike this woman who can't let go.

  This girl's father is a thief, her mother is a thief, and her grandmother was also a thief. Many generations of their ancestors were in this shady business, and they even claim to be the descendants of the legendary thief, Zhang Sanfeng. Yet, she falls in love with a police officer. How can a policeman possibly marry a girl from a family of thieves?

  When I liked her, her crimes were already a foot thick. I strongly suspect that she had stolen the ring of the doctor who delivered her at birth.

  In order to be with him, she has tried everything: dragging him down, bringing him back up, and even whitewashing herself. She has gone through self-mutilation, cutting her wrists, taking medicine, marrying someone, getting divorced, and then marrying again... All sorts of struggles and self-torture, but she just doesn't know how to let go. If only she knew how to let go, this would have been over long ago.

  She likes that little policeman, I've seen him too, just a nose and two eyes, I don't think he's outstanding in any way, but she treats him as the true love of her life, and now she's stuck with him for this lifetime.

  Paranoia is an illness, she thinks I can be cured and wants me to smuggle her the latest miracle drug.

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