Chapter 16 Episode 16: The Corpse Pit's Counter-Ambush Plan (Route 4)

  "Regardless of cost! Even if it means sacrificing our appearance."

  His brother whispered a reminder to Old Chen: "This is probably not suitable, Old Chen... her complexion is after all somewhat inferior..."

  I... I'm going!...

  ……

  That night I applied for a new account, carefully selected an "attractive girl" picture online, and after careful preparation, I used this account to follow Wang Yong's Weibo.

  But after lurking in Wang Yong's Weibo for a while, I found that the beautiful women with deep cleavage are too many, which can't attract his attention at all.

  His Weibo name is "Wang Yong", using a retouched photo as his avatar, and most of the content on his Weibo account is about sports cars, luxury cars, tanks, and airplanes. What's even more outrageous is that in the company field, he actually dared to write: Provincial Forensic Center Forensic Doctor!

  Can such Weibo posts not attract little girls?

  No choice, let's go all out! Release the trumpet!

  I have a small account called "How Did I Die", which has been applied for a long time, with hundreds of followers. "How Did I Die" doesn't do anything else, mainly just analyzing and speculating how I died. So far, there are already over a thousand versions of my death, including regular ones like being slashed in the throat, jumping off a building, drowning, etc., as well as irregular ones like being killed by a snake, burned to death by chili peppers, stabbed to death by chopsticks, etc.

  Last year when the transmigration novel was popular, this small account also became popular for a while.

  "How I died" is still angry youth, that is, to be angry about all kinds of social scenes until death. —— Speaking of which, this is also a way of dying, worth studying~

  I followed Wang Yong's number with this number.

  Wang Yong quoted a Buddhist saying in his Weibo post a few days ago:

  "All things arise from causes and conditions, and when the cause is present, there must be an effect. When we plant good causes, it's not necessarily that we immediately get a good result, only when the conditions are ripe (causes and conditions mature) can we get the result of good fortune. Conversely, for evil deeds done, they will also inevitably get bad results when the conditions are ripe."

  Someone commented below: Speaking from the heart?

  Some also commented: The six "causes" of Buddhism are enabling causes, co-existent causes, similar class causes...

  There are two more eye-catching comments: Wow~~ Wang Yong, you're so awesome~~~ (Must use Hong Kong/Taiwan accent~~)

  They're all useless, and I couldn't help but curve up a devilish smile at the corner of my mouth.

  Under this Weibo post, "How did I die" was forwarded and commented: The Buddha said "cause and effect", but the Buddha forgot to tell us: we planted the cause, but the fruit may not be rewarded on our own body.

  "Dust" followed with a comment: Yes, this is one of Buddhism's biggest fallacies.

  "How I died": Everything has a price to pay, but in reality, the benefits gained are not necessarily paid with an equivalent price. For example: We enjoy pork, it is the pig that pays the price of its life.

  "Micro-dust" comment: The boss bought his fifth villa, it's the price of my day and night work being exploited.

  Then this Weibo started to get lively.

  "Climbing over the wall to wait for red apricots": Someone's name went in, and Brother Cheng Long paid the price of dedicating his emotions to work.

  "Turning rottenness into cotton": Real estate developers have made a fortune, at the cost of slaves to housing.

  "A Strand of Lonely Smoke": A certain country and a terrorist organization clashed, and hundreds of innocent schoolgirls paid the price of being kidnapped.

  "^o^ Purple Dream": Occasionally, Meow Meow overeats and vomits, as its "janitor" I paid the price of a bottle of cleaning solution and an entire afternoon, but it's doing well, sunbathing on the windowsill like nothing happened...

  "Wang Yong": But the purple dream has gained the joy of raising a cat, there is gain and loss.

  "A wisp of lonely smoke": Be careful not to mislead upstairs, what did the kidnapped girl get?

  "Micro dust": Yeah, others say "I'm dead" is also "paying an equivalent price", note the word "equivalent", upstairs don't look for trouble.

  "Wang Yong": (wiping sweat) You guys chat...

  ……

  I won't tell you that "Wei Chen" and "Pa Shang Qiang Tou Deng Hong Xing" are also my small accounts, no one chats with me so I use three accounts to entrust each other.

  The next day, there were hundreds of comments, all sorts of complaints and wonderful remarks, covering all aspects of life. Wang Yong paid attention to "How did I die" that night.

  "How did I die" continued to chat enthusiastically with Wang Yong, delving into various worldviews and philosophies of life, as well as which family's stinky tofu was the most delicious. After several nights of conversation, Wang Yong took the initiative: "Add QQ? I have a group, want to pull you in?"

  "Yay~~~~" I excitedly rolled around on the bed.

  Counter-Stealth Plan —— Success!