Chapter 18 Episode 18: The Corpse Pit's Eavesdropping Plan

  That day finally made me think of a good idea, while eating in the cafeteria, I touched my pocket and said casually: "Wang Yong, lend me your mobile phone, I forgot to bring mine."

  "Something urgent?" Wang Yong hesitated and handed over his mobile phone.

  I walked a little further, and at this time the email I sent on schedule arrived. I took advantage of the phone call to download the attachment and install it automatically. The mobile network speed was too slow, which really made me sweat. I had to pretend that I couldn't remember my home phone number.

  Fortunately, the software is powerful, and after downloading it, it can be installed quickly in seconds. After installation, it automatically deletes the traces.

  I finally managed to call home before Wang Yongsheng walked over: "Dad, it's me. I'm using a colleague's phone, I forgot my mobile in the dorm."

  "Hehe, I knew you'd call back. When are you coming back?"

  "Busy, see you in a few days. How's your body? How's mom's body?"

  "Okay. You come back (first) and make a phone call."

  "Good."

  "Come back in a few days."

  "Good."

  "Where's mom?"

  Don't look at me and my dad not talking much, we have a good relationship, at home my dad helps me, after all, the daughter is daddy's little lover.

  As soon as my mom picked up the phone, she said: "Baby, do you have a boyfriend? How long are you going to drag it out? Another year has passed, and another New Year's is coming. If you don't bring your boyfriend back this year, then don't come back yourself..."

  Do you know why I don't want to call back?

  "Lately, I've been out and about, running into all sorts of relatives. They don't ask you why you're not married yet, they ask if your daughter has any health problems or if she needs help finding a husband. Sweetie, can't you just try a bit harder to find someone and bring them home? It would give me some face too!"

  My goodness, I'm looking for a boyfriend just to give you face?!

  "It's nothing, I'll hang up." The heart-wrenching matter was brought up again, and his heart shattered into pieces.

  I hung up the phone and returned the mobile phone to Wang Yong.

  "Does calling parents count as an urgent matter?"

  "Hurry up, don't forget as soon as you turn your head back! Filial piety is the most important of all virtues, after all. Alright, why don't you give your parents a call too!"

  "Let's fight."

  "Let's have one!"

  Wang Yong gave his parents a phone call.

  "Where are your parents from? How can you speak Mandarin with them, do they understand?"

  Wang Yong looked at me strangely and said, "I understand."

  "Alright... actually, I'm betting on where you're from. Give me a hint so I can make some money too! I'll split the profit with you 50/50!"

  Wang Yong: "My file says Jiangsu and Zhejiang."

  "How can I be so distrustful? Who doesn't know that your file is fake, besides, I couldn't see your file anyway..."

  "Is that so? Brother Chang has a connection in the archives room. I thought you got the photocopy yesterday."

  "Alright..."

  ...Silence, eating.

  A moment later, I again annoyingly asked: "How old was your mother when she gave birth to you?"

  "Why did you ask this?"

  "You're so curious, it feels like you just popped out from between the stones."

  Wang Yong: "I was born by my mother."

  "......Alright."

  Wang Yong thought I didn't ask a single question, but I had already set him up.

  Who is this person, fighting with me? I'll make you cry in rhythm!

  But I didn't expect that soon after, my mom called my cell phone, and she mysteriously asked: "You used your boyfriend's phone this morning, right?"

  "No, colleague."

  "What's taking you so long? What have you been doing every day? When a man chases after a woman, they are separated by mountains; when a woman chases after a man, they are separated by layers of silk. Your mom has already asked around, and it turns out he is not married and doesn't have a girlfriend either. The young man's conditions are really good."

  Isn't it okay if someone is unmarried and doesn't have a girlfriend? Your requirement is too low, isn't it?

  "Seize the opportunity, such a good chance won't come again. I'm telling you, I've even asked around for you, he likes women, not gay, not what you guys call 'that way'."

  "Huh?" I've tried all sorts of ways to get to the bottom of Wang Yong's situation, but Mom, you know a lot more than that, "How did you find out?"

  Mom said: "Just ask directly!"

  My mother!!!! You really are my own mother!!!!!

  "I hung up the phone and called him back after a while. The boy is nice, polite and answers all my questions. I think he has a crush on you. Your dad told me not to call, but your mom was thinking of you! You see, it's not okay if we don't make this call, and if we don't make this call, aren't you going to let the opportunity slip away? Sweetheart, I heard from him that you're in the same group, together every day, and even live together! Oh my, this is like having food delivered right to your mouth! You'd better grab onto it!"

  Draw your sword and cut off the water flow! Give me a cup of poison wine! I don't want to live anymore!

  "How can you do this to me!! How could you call him and say those things!! You know how awkward it is for us to run into each other all the time!! How am I supposed to talk to him now!! What will he think of me!! Mom, can't you think about my feelings too!! I need some self-respect to live, if I don't have any face left, I'll be invaded by bacteria!!"

  "How embarrassing! How humiliating! Can't you just hurry up and get it over with? Won't that be the end of the embarrassment? Mom's telling you, a man should get married when he's grown up..."

  What's going on here? What are you doing?!

  I was about to die when Wang Yong came over and said: "Give your mom a call? Ask Auntie for me."

  "Hey, Wang Yong~~~~ personal call, would you mind keeping a distance?" Covering the receiver with a feigned calmness.

  "Hmm." Wang Yong turned around and left, walking a few steps before suddenly stopping and saying, "Hurry up and find a boyfriend, don't let your mom worry anymore."

  Ah! I want to use a scalpel to cut a slit on the floor and then drill in and never come out again!!!!!!

  "Mom, I'm telling you seriously: I have nothing to do with this person, and I don't even acknowledge him as my colleague in my heart. There's something wrong with him, and no matter who I get along with, it won't be him."

  There was a long silence on the other end of the phone, "Baby, why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?"

  Ah ah