Chapter 17: President, I Don't Love You

  "Uh, okay, junior brother, but today there might be some trouble that I need your help with!" Lin Li said.

  "What a nuisance!" Jian Yu Mei saw her master sister starting to get a bit flustered.

  "Oh, is it Lin Shen Hua again?" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "No, no, he hasn't come for a long time, I guess he's scared!" Lin Li said.

  "What's going on? Is someone else in love with you and chasing after you again? Haha! Sister Shifu, you really have a peach blossom fortune!" Xian Yu Mei laughed.

  "Get out! Don't laugh like that, it's not becoming of a good person!" Lin Li scolded.

  "Alright, I won't laugh, I won't laugh!" Jian Yu Mei finally shut her mouth, but she still wanted to laugh, and a very strange expression appeared on her face.

  "If you want to laugh, then just laugh, this look is even uglier, like a monster. If someone suddenly comes in, they'll think it's a zombie!" Lin Li said.

  "Haha, zombies are just zombies, and from now on, will we see fewer zombies?" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "It's easy for you to say, but if you become a zombie I won't like watching!" Lin Li said.

  "Haha, Shifu Jie, are you praising me or mocking me? Think about it, if you like me, then you shouldn't want me to become a zombie. If you don't like me, then you should be happy that I'm becoming a zombie! Haha!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "Shut up, but you'd better not become a zombie's good deed!" Lin Li said.

  "That's not necessarily true, those ancient tombs are extremely dangerous. What if I encounter a powerful ghost and become a zombie? You'll see me as a zombie then! Let's make one thing clear, don't show any mercy to me at that time, it's best to eliminate me! Otherwise, I might harm you!" Sword Yu Mei said.

  "Don't talk nonsense, you'll be fine, I won't let you become a zombie!" Lin Li said.

  "Alright, speak up, what's going on today!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "Ah, it's like this. Last time I went to the city and entered a jewelry store, I fell in love with a bracelet, but I didn't have that much money. I just tried it on, and maybe the shopkeeper saw how much I liked the bracelet, so he told his boss about it. Coincidentally, his boss was in the store at that time. The boss was very young, probably a rich second-generation kid. He wore a white suit, shiny leather shoes, and held a walking stick in his hand. You say this young guy holding that thing isn't pretending to be something he's not? That boss came over to chat with me. At the time, I didn't feel like paying attention to him, so I just exchanged a few polite words. He gave me his business card, which said 'CEO of Certain Industry Company'!"

  Lin Li said.

  "Haha, this time it's not a great god, but a president, Master Sister you're really something, wherever you go, you can attract peach blossoms!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "Mind your own business, what does it have to do with me? I don't want to provoke anyone. Otherwise, how about slashing a few knives on my face in the future?" Lin Li said.

  "No, no, absolutely not! I was just teasing you. I know you, and you're not that kind of flashy woman!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "What's going on? The CEO found my companion girl after I left and asked for my address. Now he's here, saying he wants to invest in the village. At this moment, the village head is leading him around looking at land! But the village head also called the girls to find me, asking me to go down and accompany him. The village head said it was an important guest, the guest said they knew me and wanted me to go down, as long as I went, he would sign the contract to buy land and open a factory!" Lin Li said.

  "Haha, just go then, it's not like you'll die!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "But you said that if I went there, he would buy land and open a factory. Wouldn't he bother me to death every day? What can we do?" Lin Li said.

  "Well, what can we do? Just say no then! Don't want to go, just say don't want to go, and that's the answer!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "It won't do, Father doesn't know the situation, the village head also told Father, Father said this is a good thing, we have been in the village for so many years and have received a lot of care from the villagers' parents, if we can help the village a bit, that would be the best!" Lin Li said.

  "Haha, this is going to be tough!" Jian Yu Mei said.

  "Or else!" Jian Yu whispered something in Lin Li's ear, and she burst out laughing.

  "Alright, let's do it!" Lin Li said.

  She smiled happily, as if she had seen the result of this swordsmanship design!

  In a piece of land at the village head, Village Chief Lin Zheng was talking to a man in a white western suit.

  The village chief, Lin Zheng, was a stout man in his fifties. He wore a black silk changshan with a Mandarin collar and held a wooden staff in his hand. His chubby face had eyes that seemed to be buried in the flesh, and he often spoke unclearly, but he liked to talk and use some idioms that even he couldn't remember. This made him seem very knowledgeable, like someone who had attended a foreign school.

  Because he often started with "In those days when I was studying at the Foreign Language School, the Xinhai Revolution had not yet begun! Sun Yat-sen still had a long braid and was taking the imperial examination in Beijing! At that time, Li Hongzhang looked down on Sun Yat-sen, who was just a commoner!" And then he would start.

  But where exactly was this Western-style school he attended, no one has ever asked.

  There was only once when a bold young man plucked up the courage to ask him: "Village chief, where is this foreign school you attended?"

  The village chief said without hesitation: "Ba, Baoding! You know that's a big dock! I was the one who went to the foreign school there, and you guys are like dogshit, even after several generations, you won't be able to go to such a big dock! Not to mention going to a foreign school! At least I learned some foreign language at the foreign school, good European medicine, dog Da Mo Ling, you know that's foreign language! Now you've seen my abilities, today I'm not showing off, and you still think the tiger is a sick cat!" After finishing speaking, the village chief burst out laughing.

  The young people in those villages were immediately intimidated when they heard the village chief speak a foreign language.

  From then on, no one dared to ask the village chief again or doubt that someone in the village was studying at a foreign school.

  All the mothers in the village who have children tell their kids at night: "Kids, if you can read books, study hard and strive to become a knowledgeable person like the village head. If you can't read, then farm well, marry a wife and have kids! Ah, remember this! Don't be indecisive, don't be wishy-washy!"

  At this moment, the image of the village chief in the hearts of those children is so tall and majestic that everyone forgets that the village chief is actually short and stout!

  "Oh, mother, I know, I must learn from the village chief and become a knowledgeable person like him! But I don't want to grow up to be like him! He's so fat, and the girls all say they don't like him in private! I don't want to, I want to be more handsome than him!"

  At this moment, when Jian Yu Mei and Lin Li saw the village, they still thought of the village chief's foreign school, and still wondered if the village chief had read books in Baoding, because this was a question that Jian Yu Mei and Lin Li had studied privately many times.

  At this moment they still had to put on a smile on their faces, because Master said that they must maintain good relations with the village.