Chapter Thirty-Three This Must Be the Rhythm of a Neurosis

  Of course, you can discuss creative methods with your classmates, but if you're not a fan of this trashy system, then it's just for discussion. If you want to cultivate it, haha, it depends on whether you have the opportunity or not.

  Right, Teacher Hao also said that a net name must be used and absolutely cannot use real names, saying that would bring unnecessary harassment to one's real life.

  Wow, you're really experienced! You can even come up with such a brilliant idea. From now on, when I encounter difficulties that are hard to solve, I'll just treat them as creative blocks and go ask Teacher Hao for guidance. Thinking about Teacher Hao's vast knowledge, Ye Qing decided to make the most of these two years and master all the knowledge in the world that he might possibly use. Even Senior Piao said that if you want to make greater progress, you must leave Earth and head to Planet Piao - that's the only way to become a true master! As a fan of both the Immortal System and the Longevity Technique, I can already imagine what it'll be like on Planet Piao: gods roaming the streets, and even Nascent Souls being treated like dogs. Hehe, that's truly a sacred place for cultivation!

  What should I name myself, ah, got it, let's just call myself Huǒ Huì. Anyway, Huǒ Huì senior is in the world of Qing Ye and can't possibly be online, heh heh, Huǒ Huì, this name isn't bad. Although there are hundreds of millions of netizens, Ye Qing dares to guarantee that out of ten people who see these two characters, ten will not recognize them fully. Being able to recognize one character is already pretty good. This is also what Ye Qing had planned. After all, creating something yourself has two purposes: one is to cultivate some hobbies now, and the other is to satisfy your own desire for expression. Heh, it's not like I'm trying to become famous or anything, so why bother letting people know how to read Huǒ Huì?

  Ye Qing had also asked Qiao Xian about the origin of this strange name, and Qiao Xian's eternal and mysterious expression left a deep impression on Ye Qing. At that time, Ye Qing decided that no matter what price he had to pay, he would complete his benefactor Qiao Xian's wish, send Qiao Xian back to the Qiao Tian mainland, and fulfill Qiao Xian's wish, even if it meant killing someone from another realm, Ye Qing wouldn't hesitate!

  "Senior Tianyi, at that time, said with a hint of mystery: 'This divine beast, the Taotie, have you heard of it?'"

  Yue Qing said at the time: "This is a legendary thing, according to legend it is the fifth son of the dragon, its shape is like a sheep's body with a human face, its eyes are under its armpits, tiger teeth and human claws, its sound is like an infant."

  "Ah, I've seen it before in the Tianyi Continent!"

  Ye Qing's eyes widened as he exclaimed: "What? There really is a Gluttonous Beast?"

  "What's true or false, big or small, I'm a Xian Tian cultivator, and I'd deceive a Qi-refining junior like you? Hmph!"

  "Sorry, Paoding Xianjun, I didn't mean to doubt you, it's just that I'm too surprised. Are there many Paodings on the Paotian Continent?"

  "Ha! You think you're so knowledgeable just because you've seen the Divine Beast of Gluttony, one of the gods worshipped on the continent of Gluttony? Just like your Guanyin Bodhisattva, it's not that rare. I too have only seen a manifestation of the beast during a sacrificial ritual after my ascension to divinity!"

  Ye Qingrao asked with interest: "Then what does Qi explain?"

  A thumb-sized Qigong master floated in the air, with his hands behind his back, saying: "Qigong is the pre-heavenly Qigong. Qi is the post-heavenly Qi!"

  Ye Qing was deeply impressed by the two characters "饕餮" at that time. According to legend, "饕餮" is a gluttonous beast god, so the colloquial meaning of "饕炁" is a huge appetite for food, and its pronunciation is also "淘气", which means coquettish.

  Alright, Ye Qing made up his mind and decided to use the pen name "Huo Huo" to publish "God-level Trash King" on Dian Dian. Who would have thought that someone with nothing better to do would actually believe it? Besides, even if someone did believe it, as long as I don't admit it, who cares about what's true or false?!

  However, Ye Qing suddenly came to his senses and realized that he was too obsessed, had a grudge, and no matter whether the story he told was true or false, no one would believe it anyway. Haha, what a joke!

  Ye Qing suddenly remembered that Zhang Yulong and Wu Dalang had also provided two fan values for themselves, so they quickly checked to see if these two guys would become their fans.

  Ye Qing extended his divine sense into the fan management area of his own sea of consciousness, and indeed, two new fan orbs had been added. Nima, are these also considered fan orbs? One was already half pink, and the other was actually yellow in color. Ye Qing made some guesses first, but didn't rush to click on the fan orbs.

  That half pink one must be the flirtatious Zhang Yulong. As for that yellow one, it's definitely Wu Dalang, the masturbation hero. Hehe, this is really interesting!

  Ye Qing clicked on the two fan balls, and as expected. This way, he also opened up another base in Xi Da, although there were only three fans, but the future was bright, after all, this was just the first day of school!

  In the evening, Zhang Yulong and Wu Dalang returned one after another. It was time to eat now, but neither of them wanted to go to the cafeteria. Instead, they stared at Ye Qing with wide eyes.

  Ye Qing thought for a moment, in his own Green Leaf World, there was a supermarket with snacks, why not take them out to treat these two fans of his!

  Yè Qīng suddenly pulled out ham, meatballs, lettuce, tofu, various seasonings, beer, and drinks, as if by magic. When Yè Qīng finally pulled out a large iron pot, Zhāng Yù Lóng and Wǔ Dà Láng finally collapsed.

  Wu Dalang excitedly tore his clothes and said that he was creating online immortals every day, and his roommate was a god, so wasn't it crazy!

  Zhang Yulong was a bit better than Wu Dalang, but he was still crazily tearing at his own hair, muttering to himself: "Heavens, is the world coming to an end? How can he possibly hide so many things on him? This is unscientific!"

  Ye Qing grasped the wrists of his two roommates and transmitted a strand of True Qi Clear Mind Decision to each of them. The red flush on their faces finally slowly faded away, otherwise there would be two more mental patients on Earth!

  Ye Qing even further speculated that in every country on earth, there are so many cases of neurological disorders, and wondered if some of them were caused by encountering immortals.

  Zhang Yulong first came to, and Mr. "slapped" himself a slap in the face, shook his head, feeling that the effect was still pretty good, and casually gave Wu Dalang another slap in the face. Wu Dalang opened his big mouth and said something that made everyone laugh and cry, "Thank you!"

  Haha, Zhang Yulong slapped him and he actually said thank you, this must be the rhythm of a mental illness!

  Then it's Zhang Yulong's turn to go crazy, first waving his hands and feet, then shouting: "This chick is awesome, her voice is so cool, so cool!"

  Ye Qing naturally understood, just now he gave Wu Dalang a slap in the face, Wu Dalang felt that he had helped himself and immediately thanked him. The divine level rubbish king fan system still doesn't want to reward him with fan points? This flirtatious big radish even thinks about hooking up with the system's prompt tone!

  Wishing to receive a large number of fan value rewards every day, all from people like Tie Niu and Huang Laoxie, the effect of doing charity on a large scale. However, as Ye Qing progressed to the 8th layer of Qi Refining, he felt that the fan value he needed was a terrifying astronomical figure. Relying on this kind of accumulation, it's unknown when he would be able to lay his foundation, and Ye Qing wasn't even clear if he would encounter a bottleneck when laying his foundation.

  Even if he luckily succeeded in building the foundation, what about the requirements for fan value after advancing to the middle and late stages of building the foundation, and even successfully forming a dan? It's all a big unknown. Ye Qing shook his head and decided not to think about this headache-inducing problem for now.

  Wu Dalang felt as if he had been slapped in the face and was much soberer. He raised his head to see Zhang Yulon acting crazy again, and immediately another slap was given.

  Zhang Yulong was slapped and felt particularly stifled, saying: "What rhythm is this? I'm happy, don't believe me? Try it out! Thanks to you, my waist hurts, ah, so many scratches, and a bruise on my butt!"

  Ah, Wu Dalang has gone crazy. Although he didn't understand the Korean "thank you" in between, Wu Dalang has been immersed in that island nation's videos for many years. Ah, it's really exciting, and he even got a reward of fan value. The feeling of getting fan value for the first time is always accompanied by a slight tremble all over the body. Wu Dalang is very familiar with this feeling, every time he finishes watching to the end, his whole body will tremble, followed by deep self-blame and emptiness.

  But the value of getting powder is different, that is, in addition to getting that kind of thrilling pleasure, there is also a sense of happiness and satisfaction from helping others, Wu Dalang's eyes are filled with happy tears, Zhang Yulon naturally won't let go of the opportunity to give him another slap.

  The two of them went back and forth like this, one slap coming and one slap going, and they were actually enjoying themselves so much that they even forgot to go eat dinner. Originally, Ye Qing had taken out these ingredients in preparation for either Zhang Yulon or Wu Dalang to cook, but looking at the two of their faces, which were swollen like pig heads, he reluctantly took matters into his own hands.

  Tie Mu came back carrying four laptops and saw the scene in the dormitory, so he immediately retreated and said, "Sorry, wrong dorm!"

  Haha, Tiewood went out to confirm the room number again, it must be right, it's dormitory 338. He pushed the door and came in again. His three roommates were slapping each other in the face, both laughing happily. One was cooking on the balcony with a large black pot, flames rising from his hand, brewing a pot of fragrant hot pot.

  Tie Mu confirmed that they were his three roommates before weakly saying: "Young Master, have those two gone crazy at the same time?"

  Ye Qing didn't answer him, but Zhang Yulong and Wu Dalang chimed in unison: "You're the one who's gone crazy!"

  So Taimu was defeated, oh God, is this still a university dormitory?

  Until Ye Qing shouted: "Dinner is ready!"

  The two of them reluctantly stopped, each shaking their numb hands, and went to look in the mirror to see if they really looked like pig heads!

  Three people were eating the hot pot cooked by Ye Qing, drinking beer and drinks brought out by Ye Qing, and mumbling unclearly to say thank you, gomawo, ahri kamsahamnida, kkondae eomma, and other messy words of gratitude. Ye Qing was more and more impressed with this god-level trash fan system, haha, even Korean could be understood!

  Ye Qing naturally gained three more fan points, not including the pair of lively treasures who accumulated ten fan points by slapping each other in the face. Ye Qing was very satisfied with today's gains. If every day could be as fulfilling and interesting as today, he estimated that his two years of university life would definitely be rich and colorful, far surpassing his previous boastful self who charged into Mount Shu to cultivate his rationality. It is said that cultivating immortality is fraught with danger, but Ye Qing seemed to have found a relatively gentle path to immortality. Of course, if the road to the Great Dao was really blocked by demons and monsters, then Ye Qing would have no choice but to slay gods and exterminate demons!