Chapter 64: The Trilogy of Becoming a God - The Top Eleven Rotten People

  Wu Dalang's face was serious this time, and he said solemnly: "Kneel down and ask for the Lost Love System..."

  Alright, I'll take this idea. Who can be more miserable than me? I lose my love at least once a month. This system is tailor-made for me, Zhang Yulong! Don't even think about competing with me!

  Clap, clap, clap... Teacher Hao led the applause and said, "Good ideas can shine with just a few words. Trashy ideas are a waste of internet resources, even if you write millions of words."

  Great, this idea is not bad. You see, inspiration only strikes when you've been thinking about something day and night. This time Zhang Yulong got lucky! Remember, when your new book becomes a hit, you have to introduce our classmate Wu Dalang to a girlfriend!

  Got it, hahaha...

  Classmates, this lesson is about to end, but your task has just begun. Two days later, our next lesson, "The Divine Comedy" trilogy, Part 2: "Mysterious Angel", will begin.

  However, if you don't seize the time in these two days and strive to have a great mind and become an extremely rotten person, it may affect your understanding of the next lesson. Class dismissed, everyone!

  Clap Clap Clap...

  Ye Qing returned to the dormitory, and the three foodies had already prepared everything. The bowls, chopsticks, and brushes were spotless, waiting for Ye Qing's super delicious and unbeatable hot pot.

  Ye Qing naturally wouldn't let them down, and this time the serving was especially generous. Several people were eating with gusto, just when they were enjoying themselves the most, Ye Qing calmly said: "Wu Dalang classmate, I want to ignite my divine-level broken pot king, do you have any suggestions?"

  Wu Dalang had a large Suanniurou ball in his mouth, and when he heard Ye Qing's words, his two eyes stared round and rolled quickly, apparently thinking about something rapidly.

  Everyone thinks it's ridiculous, isn't this a no-brainer? Who doesn't want their book to be popular? If Wu Dalang can even solve such a problem, hehe, wouldn't he be more awesome than the great god?!

  Just as Lianye Qing shook his head at his own problem, Wu Dalang had already swallowed the Suanniucow pill and pulled out a tissue to wipe his mouth, saying: "There is a way, and it can be done now. It's just that there's a bit of trouble, I don't know if you, Bloodstone brothers, with your great abilities, can get an airplane?"

  Ye Qing had roughly guessed Wu Dalang's idea and was very impressed by his cleverness. Ye Qing also immediately decided to take his brothers to play in the sky right away!

  Tie Mu seemed to understand Ye Qing's thoughts and quickly scooped up the hot pot, everyone shared it and finished eating before going to deal with serious matters.

  Ye Qing took Wu Dalang and others, set off.

  What Wu Dalang and the others couldn't understand was that Ye Qing actually led them in the direction of the rooftop, however, seeing that Ye Qing and Tie Mu didn't seem to want to explain, they could only follow along awkwardly.

  They soon reached the rooftop. At this time, it was just past eight o'clock in the evening, which was when these proud sons of heaven were most active. In twos and threes, students strolled around the vast campus as if they were going to a temple fair.

  Ye Qing had originally wanted to summon the Tianlong Colt, after all that would save a lot of spiritual energy. But thinking about it, he decided against it. His Tianlong Colt was still his secret life-saving trump card.

  He directly took out the Kitchen God's treasured knife, and at first Wu Dalang pretended to be calm, saying: "Hmph, Xue Shi you little brat really knows how to spend money, even bringing out a holographic projection... Hahaha..."

  Ye Qing said lazily: "Is that so? I hope Wu Daliang, when he gets to heaven, will still be this calm and not get scared out of his wits and wet his pants!"

  Wu Dalang was proudly and boastfully speaking, when he suddenly felt his body become light, and several black shadows quickly flashed before his eyes, the whistling night wind passing by his ears.

  Wu Dalang looked down at his feet and exclaimed, "Oh no, I'm in the sky!" He quickly slapped himself on the face, which hurt a lot, proving that he wasn't dreaming. Then, he rubbed his eyes vigorously and found himself standing on the hilt of a giant purple sword, flying rapidly over the Western Capital.

  Ye Qing stood calmly at the forefront, her clothes fluttering in the wind, waving something in her hand as if she was pointing to the mountains and rivers.

  Apart from Ye Qing, there was also the wooden Tiemu who was relatively calm. Hehe, that Zhang Yulong was even more unbearable than himself, and he was opening his arms and shouting: "Haha, ahahahaha, all the beauties in this world will be taken by me, Zhang Yulong!"

  Wu Dalang looked at Zhang Yulong, who was drooling with a long face, and he himself calmed down. It seemed that the plot of this Bloodstone's God-level trash king was actually all true. Wu Dalang immediately made up his mind in his heart, he must hold on to this leg of Bloodstone for the rest of his life.

  Just because Wu Dalang calmed down temporarily, he discovered that Ye Qing was making such a crazy move, and his own absurd idea was perfectly realized by Ye Qing.

  Saikyo University, Komatsubara.

  I don't know which couple it was, but instead of talking about love, they looked up at the sky. At first glance, it wasn't a big deal, but then they let out a miserable howl like a slaughtered pig, "Oh my god, this is terrible! There are five huge characters in the sky, what kind of rhythm is this? I must be going crazy, is this the legendary miracle?"

  They were startled by his sudden shout, and everyone's romantic mood immediately disappeared. Everyone complained that he was neurotic, but they still curiously looked up at the sky, after all, it wasn't a big deal to just lift their heads.

  Haha, soon the entire Xiaosong Gang turned into a slaughterhouse, one by one, they all shouted like killing pigs, "It's over, it's over! The words 'God-level Trash King' actually appeared in the sky, God, please forgive me, this mortal, for not going to worship the God-level Trash King earlier!"

  The entire Xijing University was in an uproar. Including Professor Hao, who was standing on the balcony of his apartment building at that moment, recording with his mobile phone the five big characters in the sky. And Professor Hao could be certain that tomorrow, the book "God-level Trash King" would go viral, because there were so many eyewitnesses, and soon someone would upload it to the internet, after everyone's crazy forwarding, probably by tomorrow, all netizens, even all Chinese people, who didn't know about the book "God-level Trash King", would be non-existent.

  Mr. Hao extinguished his cigarette and came to the computer, directly clicking on "God-level Junk King" in his own book's parking space. Heh heh, in just a few short minutes, the click count of "God-level Junk King" suddenly soared to 1 million, and the member weekly clicks were completely disproportionate, with only a few hundred points. It seems that they were all massive netizens who frantically clicked in through Baidu search.

  Teacher Hao looked at the post that had been viewed over 10,000 times five minutes ago, and then another post that had been viewed over 100,000 times three minutes ago. Wow, what a godly person! He was able to create such a miracle. I reckon that on DianDian, it's impossible to find another book as awesome as this one. Teacher Hao got excited, so he must give some rewards. What a great opportunity to show off, how could he let it slip away?

  Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! Four hundred thousand points of reward have been given out. I directly brushed the screen with rewards, and it was too stingy to give less. As a person with identity, I am also a generous writer, but giving too little is really unbearable for that person!

  After Mr. Hao rewarded, his mood calmed down a lot and he could browse the web at will. A striking title naturally caught Mr. Hao's attention, saying that the book "God-level broken king" was too mysterious. The text flashing in the air had been seen by at least 10,000 people, and the photos taken were no less than 20,000. However, not a single photo could show its original appearance, all of which were either a screen full of flowers or a blank screen, or stars and moons. This was simply unscientific!

  It's a bit interesting, Teacher Hao hurried to the balcony. When Teacher Hao looked up at the sky, he saw that the stars were twinkling and the moon was curved, just like an illusion, a mirage. The night sky was still the same, but the five pink words "God-level broken king" had already disappeared without a trace.

  Back in the dormitory, Wu Dalang and Zhang Yulon still can't control their inner excitement. They must be excited! From now on, the beauties of this world will still be played with by me, Zhang Yulon, haha!

  Wu Dalang has gone crazy like Fan Jinzhong, walking back and forth in the dormitory, shouting to himself: "I want to become an immortal, haha, I Wu Dalang will not have a girlfriend, haha, have you ever heard of a cultivator lacking a furnace? Ahahahaha..."

  Ye Qing didn't expect the two foodies to react so strongly, Ye Qing knew that forcibly waking them up might affect their IQ, so he could only put out a large soundproof cover and let them make a ruckus!

  Ye Qing naturally opened his computer and took a look at Wu Dalang's creative work, wondering if his divine trash king had become popular or not.

  Wow, the total clicks are already in the tens of millions, haha, I remember before we went out, the total clicks were only a few thousand, hehe, Wu Dalang's strategy is so powerful, let's just pass on the unnamed oral formula to them, thinking that his own book is about to be popular, Ye Qing was excited and trembling all over, when did this name become a great god? Heh, in the future, earning fan value online will be easy!

  When he thought of the exciting part, Ye Qing directly grabbed one of the two still excited men with one hand and made a clear decision to pass out. The two finally fainted like they were paralyzed in their chairs, panting heavily, and finally stopped smiling foolishly for over an hour.

  Ye Qing immediately said in a stern and cold tone: "Wu Dalang, Zhang Yulong, do you want to cultivate immortality?"

  If it were in peacetime, Ye Qing would definitely get a serious response from Wu Dalang and the others: "Think about it, you idiot!"

  But tonight was different, Wu Dalang and Zhang Yulon, neatly and politely performed the grand courtesy of kneeling and bowing: "I do!"

  Wu Dalang's mind turned quickly, and he added another sentence: "From now on, I, Wu Dalang, will be Young Master's dog. Young Master is my heaven. If he tells me to go east, I dare not go west. If he tells me to beat a dog, I dare not chase a chicken!"

  Ye Qing was amused, heh heh, it's quite interesting. Take a look, take a look. Ye Qing directly threw over 100,000 yuan, and Wu Dalang happily stuffed it into his bosom.

  Zhang Yulong was so regretful, he really wanted to slap himself in the face. Such a good opportunity to show his loyalty had been snatched away by Wu Dalang. If he didn't come up with some new and clever ideas soon, he would probably be surpassed by this Wu Dalang!