Chapter 22: Bao Yu's Foolishness

  Ye Qing suddenly jumped several meters high, directly hitting the upper cover of the cabin and denting a large piece. This time, the plane did not just shake, but directly deviated from its course and plummeted down. What's more troublesome is that at this moment, it was flying over the airspace of Middle Eastern countries. A private plane like this without any number plate would be openly and lawfully shot down by missiles.

  Behind them, at least three missiles were flying in different directions, and their target was naturally the plane Ye Qing was on.

  That foreign pilot turned his head again, fiercely staring at Ye Qing for a moment. At this time, Ye Qing was frantically operating the Longevity Technique, and the eight extraordinary meridians in his body seemed to have lost their fire. It's estimated that if Ye Qing opened his mouth now, he could spit out the Samadhi True Fire like the Red Boy.

  Ni Jinyou calmly sipped his drink, merely smiling wryly at Ye Qing's rustic behavior, and didn't show any signs of panic in the face of the three incoming missiles.

  The foreign pilot suddenly pulled up the engine, and the plane began to climb crazily. The three missiles behind it were getting farther and farther away, and finally, they completely lost their trace.

  Ni Jinyou disdainfully said: "The Feimaoleg missile that was popular 20 years ago, also dares to come out and lose face. The speed of that missile can't even compare with my Blackbird Eighth Generation which can surpass the first cosmic velocity. It's truly self-deprecating!"

  After a sip of fragrance, Ye Qing let out a long sigh and said: "Refreshing, damn refreshing, good wine, give me another cup!"

  Ni Jinyou looked at Ye Qing with a gaze like he was looking at a beggar: "Although our relationship is good, the entire earth only has this small half-jar of Drunken God wine left. If you can drink half a cup, our friendship will be eternal and unbreakable. You want to drink more? Wait until I see Wang Aiqin or when I can cultivate again, heh heh, you won't forcefully take it from me, right?"

  Ye Qing directly scolded him, saying: "Bullshit, what do you take me Ye Qing for? Isn't it just about chasing girls and cultivating immortality? I'll say something ugly to your face, these two things I've already satisfied you with, now that wine of yours, the Drunken God Wine, all of it has got to be mine! You old geezer drinking this wine is like a mouse eating wheat, completely wasting good food!"

  Ni Jinyou didn't refute, but instead carefully locked up the half jar of Drunken God wine in the safe.

  Ye Qing sneered and said: "With your broken safe, I can open it with just a single strand of hair!"

  Ni Jinyou is clearly a tough nut to crack, and doesn't take Ye Qing's words seriously. Let's just hope we can see Wang Aiqin again, no need to pull the trigger for nothing!

  Ye Qing had obviously already included that half-jar of Drunken God Wine in his must-get items. Because just now, drinking down half a cup of Drunken God Wine in one breath not only tempered and expanded his own meridians, but also made his understanding of the Long Life Incantation and the Nameless Oral Secret, advance another level.

  To be specific, the Longevity Formula and the Nameless Incantation, although belonging to two completely different cultivation domains, express the same supreme truth. This was something Ye Qing had never compared before. Under the stimulation of the extremely fiery Drunken God Wine, it was as if he had received a sudden enlightenment from the Buddhist scriptures. Many obscure and difficult-to-understand barriers were suddenly cleared up, and Ye Qing now felt like he had already grasped the truth, with a sense of liberation and fulfillment that made him feel like his life had not been in vain.

  The black bird flew at a speed that surpassed the first cosmic velocity, and in just a few hours it had traversed from daylight into night, entering the territory of Asia.

  Ye Qing pointed out a general direction to the pilot, then turned to Ni Jinyou and said: "Have you prepared any gifts? You won't go empty-handed when visiting your beloved, will you?"

  As soon as Wang Ai-qin was mentioned, Nie Jin-you, who had just been talking with an air of superiority, suddenly became a shy middle school student, stuttering nervously: "R-r-right, of course, I'll give her the scepter of the Egyptian pharaoh or Elizabeth's crown, how about that?"

  "Look, you really are a silly fool when it comes to women. Do you think Wang Ai-qin is some kind of corpse you're facing at work? Sending those moldy things is not as good as sending a white rose, which can win over the heart of a beauty!"

  Ni Jinyou immediately shook his head like a rattle drum and said, "No way, that's too shabby. I'll give her an airplane or a limited edition Swiss bank black gold card, how about that?"

  Ye Qing coldly smiled and said: "Not that great, that whatever hundred husband black gold card is not as useful as giving it to me. Wang Ai Qian isn't a person, no, she's not an ordinary person, she won't be interested in these worldly things!"

  Ni Jinyou immediately showed interest and said: "Wang Aiqin is your friend, tell me about her quickly, so I'll have something to talk about when I meet her later!"

  "Alright, bring me the Black Gold Card of the Hundred Men Commander!" Ye Qing said with a wave of his hand.

  Ni Jinyou curled his lip and said, "You want it? You're a selfish guy who forgets righteousness for the sake of profit. Just answering a question and you want my globally-renowned Centurion Black Card? How ruthless!"

  Ye Qing directly threw the Hei Jin card into the Qing Ye world and said, "Don't be so petty, can't you just enter some emperor's ancient tomb again? Are you still not listening to Wang Ai Qin's life story?"

  "Listen, listen, you damn scoundrel doesn't talk!"

  Ye Qing glared at him, and Ni Jinyou muttered in a low voice: "What a pity about my black gold card with a credit limit of 100,000! Do you think that just because you have money, you can get anything done?"

  Ye Qing didn't bother to care about the still aching Ni Jinyou, and said: "Wang Aiqin is not an earthling, but an alien from the constellation of Aiqin Star!"...

  Ni Jinyou was shocked and jumped up directly, after a brief turbulence, the plane flew smoothly again. It seemed that the foreign pilot had adapted to their way of conversation and began to be immune to the sudden shaking of the plane.

  "Ah, I see. No wonder she hasn't aged in over 20 years and still looks so pure and lovely. No wonder she immediately dispersed when I asked her about not aging. She's an alien from the Lyra constellation, Wang Aiqin! I'm such a fool for not thinking of it earlier. The Lyra constellation is one of the brightest in the northern sky, 26 light-years away from Earth, and is named after its resemblance to a harp. Its main star, Vega, is also known as the Star of Love. Wang Aiqin must be a fairy from Vega! That's settled then, Ye old brother, you can have that black gold card back. Let's not go into details, I'm afraid Aiqin might get angry if we say too much!"

  Ye Qing said quietly: "Ni Jinyou, don't you care at all about Wang Aiqin's alien identity? Have you considered the issue of your next generation?"

  Ni Jinyou snorted with disdain: "You're really old-fashioned, it seems you still don't understand the greatness of love. One of my colleagues fell in love with a 3,000-year-old mummy and married it without hesitation. I, the great Asian tomb raider Ni Jinyou, was their witness!"

  Ye Qing suddenly turned his head to look at the scenery outside the window and said, "Stop it, I understand your sexual orientation, you grave robbers! Pour me another cup of Drunken God wine, you just made me sick!"

  Ni Jinyou winced as he opened the safe, poured another half cup for Ye Qing, and then quickly locked it up again. After seeing Ni Jinyou lock the safe, Ye Qing casually hugged the safe and jokingly said: "Grave robber, you won't have an impulse towards the safe too, will you?"

  Ni Jinyou said irritably: "I'm fed up with your impulsiveness, drink quickly! I'm holding onto the safe deposit box, aren't I afraid you'll suddenly jump again!"

  Ye Qing looked at Ni Jinyou, and in one breath, he drank the remaining half cup of Drunken God wine dry. His body didn't move a single thread. Ni Jinyou patted his chest and said: "You should have said so earlier! I wouldn't have been so nervous!"

  Ye Qing saw Ni Jinyou leave the safe and could no longer bear the scorching sensation that was burning his five internal organs, so he suddenly bounced up and hit the top cabin of the plane again, causing it to cave in another block. The pilot only briefly operated and stabilized the aircraft, but poor Ni Jinyou had just relaxed and left the safe when he was shaken and thrown around like a dog eating shit!

  The plane finally landed in a valley of clouds and mist as night began to fall. It had been almost two years since Ye Qing returned to Qingniu Mountain, but he didn't know if Qinsister would be able to calculate his visit again this time.

  Ni Jinyou followed Ye Qing like a little kid, and Ye Qing stopped in front of a clean mountain wall. The mountain wall suddenly made a "zhi zhi" sound and cracked open a large hole. A deep stone staircase appeared before their eyes, with moonlight stones embedded on both sides of the stone walls, emitting soft white light. On the entrance stone wall was a couplet in blood red: "Advise you not to fear the book of life and death, all living things return to this place!" The horizontal inscription read: "Avici Hell!"

  Ni Jinyou had been to countless graves, so he was naturally a staunch atheist. Otherwise, he would have been scared into a nervous breakdown long ago. But he could accept any unbelievable information, such as witchcraft, aliens, or supernatural powers. However, this real-life hell on earth still made his scalp tingle, and the eerie wind blowing up the stone steps made it even more unbearable. Especially after following Ye Qing into the Avici Hell, the stone wall behind him slammed shut with a loud bang, giving him a rude awakening, and the stone steps led down endlessly, twisting and turning like a path to the eighteenth level of hell!

  Ye Qing, being the second time here, naturally didn't have as many feelings as Ni Jinyou. Extremely quickly, he brought Ni Jinyou through several alleys and saw the charmingly beautiful ancient-dressed beauty Wang Aiqin standing at the end of the alley with open arms to welcome them.

  Ni Jinyou saw Wang Aiqin and Ye Qing hugging, and his heart was filled with jealousy. He also opened his arms to hug Wang Aiqin, but she only stretched out one hand and said: "Just a handshake, no need for such exaggeration."

  Ni Jinyou smiled foolishly and said: "I'm Ni Jinyou, Ye Qing's brother, please take care of me!"