Chapter Fifteen Are You a Magician or a Devil?

  Arrived at the top hospital in Xijing, checking other items was fine, but when it came to checking **activity, Ye Qing was really stumped. Just now when taking urine, Ye Qing and Ji Dadao had already fought a battle of wits.

  Since Xiao Xiao couldn't be separated from the two for a while, when Ye Qing went to the men's restroom to urinate, Ji Dui Zhang followed him in. A middle-aged man who had just relieved himself was scared and urinated on his pants. Xiao Xiao innocently laughed "heh heh". The middle-aged man saw the police uniform and couldn't tell whether it was a policeman or a traffic cop, but knew they were not to be trifled with, so he glared at Ji Dui Zhang and left with his wet pants.

  Ye Qing and Ji Dui Zhang had been holding it in, waiting for the old man to leave. Then they burst out laughing without restraint. Xiao Xiao had already stopped laughing, but when Ye Qing and Ji Dui Zhang finished, this little guy scrunched up his nose and laughed nonstop again.

  Ye Qing understood the character of this Ji Dui Zhang and stopped being coy, taking it out straightforwardly, planning to wait until eighty percent was urinated before using that small test tube to collect it, otherwise how could that small test tube hold it?

  Ye Qing had calculated it just right, and when there were only about 20% left, Ye Qing took out the test tube and gave Ji Dui Zhang a careless glance.

  The captain was originally gazing out the window, but caught a glimpse of Ye Qing's disdain out of the corner of her eye. Her anger flared up, and she no longer cared about being reserved, directly looking at Ye Qing's exposed private parts. Upon closer inspection, there wasn't much to see, but Captain Ji's shriek was over-the-top. It's not like it was that big of a deal, just a bit larger than usual. Not only did Ye Qing get scared and pee his pants, but the hospital security guards were also summoned, asking Captain Ji if she was accusing the patient of assaulting a police officer. What nonsense!

  Hai's leaf Qing again drank two large bottles of mineral water, and then urinated just a small test tube.

  Alright, in order to adopt Sun Xiaoxiao, Ye Qing agreed. However, this last item was about taking sperm, supposedly to test the man's vitality, to prove whether his reproductive ability is normal or not. Ye Qing felt annoyed, I'm adopting a child, what does it have to do with you whether I can have children or not?!

  Now Ye Qing is holding a small plastic cup, the young female doctor looks at Ye Qing's strange appearance with some sarcasm: "Take out the essence and bring your wife and children, it's really useless. Remember to take out more than half of the cup, otherwise retake!"

  Ye Qing's face suddenly turned green, what do you think it is, and then took it again, this won't let people live. Ye Qing suddenly thought that he would at most waste a stealth symbol, where would he be so embarrassed, but in order to fight with Ji Dui Zhang, to see if this reckless policewoman really had the guts to watch him take the essence, and the three of them continued on their way to the toilet.

  This time, Ye Qing used his divine sense to investigate the situation in the toilet ahead of time, and only when he confirmed that there was no one inside did he bring Ji Dui Zhang and Xiao Xiao into the toilet.

  Ye Qing could clearly see Ji Dui Zhang's elastic and tender white thighs trembling with tension through his divine sense.

  Ye Qing saw that he had finally scared the tough policewoman, making her legs tremble, and Ye Qing could also clearly hear Captain Ji's heartbeat accelerating. It seemed she was half afraid and half expecting something. Ye Qing had no choice but to admit defeat and enter a stall in the restroom, locking it from the inside. After a while, Captain Ji, looking embarrassed, prepared herself and then used her phone to secretly take pictures of Ye Qing's process. Suddenly, she discovered that Ye Qing was gone. At this time, both Sun Xiaoxiao and Captain Ji were shocked - one wailed loudly in tears, and the other let out an eerie, high-pitched scream. After Ye Qing finished, he found Captain Ji hugging a tear-stained Sun Xiaoxiao, glaring at him angrily.

  Having finished this series of things, Ye Qing also felt that in order to earn a little fan value, he had wasted a whole day's time, it was really too absurd, let's just consider it as a pastime for his own cultivation career.

  Now that the stealth symbol has been activated, it would be a waste not to use it. So, from the slightly numb Captain Ji's hand, he took over Sun Xiaoxiao, although the little guy still wanted to repeat her old tricks. Ye Qing directly and lightly knocked her out and casually threw her into the Green Leaf World.

  The captain of the princess squad saw a living person disappear before her eyes for the second time today, and she grabbed Ye Qing: "Where did you take Xiaoxiao? Are you a magician or a devil?"

  Ye Qing waved goodbye to Ji Dui Zhang, that was the meaning of farewell. Ji Dui Zhang was about to go crazy, this was the third time today he saw a living person disappear before his eyes.

  The team leader, Ji, suddenly felt empty and hollow. The day she spent with Sun Xiaoxiao was the most fulfilling day of her life. But after being in contact with this guy named Ye Qing for just half a day, she experienced a rollercoaster of emotions - anger, happiness, surprise, loss... It was as if she had wasted the past 20 years of her life. She always thought she was bold and daring enough, but compared to Ye Qing, she felt like a child playing house.

  The squad leader took out her phone and looked at the few photos she had secretly taken of Ye Qing's wet pants, immediately deciding in her heart that she must find this mysterious Ye Qing, this matter couldn't just be dropped like that.

  In just a few seconds, Ye Qing returned home and quickly brought Sun Xiao out of the Green Leaf World. A faint stream of true energy was inputted, and the little guy soon blinked his black eyelashes and opened his eyes. When he saw Ye Qing smiling at him, the little guy narrowed his small eyes and laughed "heh heh" nonstop.

  The softest part of Ye Qing's heart trembled inexplicably. This poor child, who had just lost her loved one yesterday, was now smiling so happily. She naturally didn't understand sorrow, but as Ye Qing looked at her pure and innocent smile, she felt a pang of sadness for her. Silently, she made up her mind to take good care of Sun Xiao Xiao, letting this poor child grow up happily.

  Just as Ye Qing made this decision, a familiar soft and gentle voice sounded in his mind: "Trash King Ye Qing, you are compassionate and selfless, with no evil intentions. The system rewards you with three fan values, keep going!"

  Ye Qing excitedly picked up Xiao Xiao, and gently kissed her tender little face. The little guy was easily satisfied, and immediately burst out laughing again with a "giggle".

  The moment that made Ye Qing's emotions surge with excitement had arrived, if he could find a small fan ball in the sea of recognition, then Xiao Xiao would become his youngest fan, and if it was a competition to see who was younger, then Sun Xiao Xiao would be the fighter among fans!

  Ye Qing gently stroked Xiao Xiao, his consciousness invading the sea of knowledge, Ye Qing's face immediately turned pale. How is this possible? System, don't play tricks on me! Xiao Xiao is so pitiful, how can she not become my fan? And she just contributed three fan points for me!

  The divine trash king fan system would not respond to Ye Qing's proactive questioning, Ye Qing's divine consciousness repeatedly probed in the sea of recognition, in a hidden corner of the fan management area, hiding an extremely small thing, Ye Qing was using his divine consciousness to probe bit by bit, naturally that little thing was shattered as soon as it was touched by Ye Qing's divine consciousness, and a light-buttocked doll flew out from inside, who else but Little Sisi, that little guy said "yi yi ya ya" something, Ye Qing naturally didn't understand, but at this time there was no need to understand, Ye Qing had already been moved to tears of joy.

  Unfortunately, Sun Xiaoxiao is still too young now. Even if she has the talent to succeed in Qigong, she probably won't understand that mysterious incantation yet. This isn't urgent, as long as she can be accepted by the Divine-level Trash King Fan System, she will definitely be able to cultivate the mysterious incantation.

  It's just that thinking about who will take care of this little guy's life in the future is a headache for Ye Qing. Actually, Ji Dui Zhang was not a bad choice, but if she couldn't become his fan, then forget it. Ye Qing decided to choose someone from among his own fans to raise Sun Xiao Xiao.

  At this time, Huang Laoxie and Erma also came back one after another. As usual, everyone was drinking tea and watching TV, but no one went to touch the cigars on the tea table. In order to cater to Xiaoxiao's meaning, the three big men had to accompany her to watch cartoons. Although she couldn't understand anything, only by watching cartoons would she not cry and make trouble. The management method of infants is very simple: what they like makes them smile, and what they don't like makes them cry immediately. This management method has been tried and tested many times.

  Ye Qing listened to Huang Laoxie and Er Ma's work report, and before he knew it, it was already half past eight. Everyone habitually wanted to take a look at the Xijing news, but seeing Xiao Xiao's focused expression, they had no choice but to give up.

  After a while, Xiao Xiao started crying loudly. The three big men were busy for half a day and still couldn't guess what the little guy wanted. In the end, it was Huang Laoxie who figured it out. With his experience of over 60 years, he saw that the little guy probably wanted to drink milk.

  Ye Qing also suddenly enlightened, immediately let Er Ma go and call all our ladies over, for a time Shi Shi, Yao Li Na, Ying Ge Yan Wu, all rushed over, when they saw this delicate little guy, they all sincerely liked Little Little, unfortunately, none of them had milk, nor did they have experience taking care of infants.

  Ye Qing had no choice but to use his true energy to dispel the turbid air from Xiao Xiao's body. Soon, Xiao Xiao cried herself to sleep, and was snoring softly.

  Ye Qing immediately decided that before Xiaoxiao woke up, he had to solve Xiaoxiao's milk drinking problem.

  Everyone expressed their opinions, and Huang Laoxie immediately suggested: "The most urgent task is to hire a wet nurse at a high price!"

  "Where can we find a nanny in this dark and chaotic place? It seems like we can only give her milk powder for now!"

  Mentioning milk powder, Ye Qing thought of how he had once bought all the goods from the supermarket "Gui Ke Lin Men" and put them into the Qing Ye world.

  Ye Qing's divine consciousness explored the world of green leaves, and indeed, things like baby bottles and milk powder were relatively complete. It seems that in the future, buying things will be as simple as taking them from a supermarket. Who knows what other things there are? In the future, they can be used too.

  Two busy people went to boil water, Shi Shi carefully helped Sun Xiao urinate. After finishing, the little guy cried again, it seems that this little guy has not eaten anything for a long time, and it's strange if he's not hungry!

  But the milk powder that was just brewed is too hot, and the little guy can't drink it either!

  Huang Lao is holding a fan and fanning himself, but the weather is not hot at all now, and the electric fan has not been used for several months, it's completely impossible to use it suddenly.

  Ye Qing looked at Xiao Xiao, who was crying hoarsely, and felt a pang of hidden pain in her heart. Having no other choice, she summoned the illusory body of Wan Nian Xue Shen's snow spirit, Xue Er. Xue Er was a small white rabbit with a lazy stretch and an unwilling expression on its face.

  Ye Qing didn't give Xue Er a good face, and directly ordered that Xue Er's task was to amuse Sun Xiao Xiao. Xue Er pouted with her three-petaled mouth, reluctantly accepting this boring task.