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Chapter 44: Scared Pee-Pants

  Chapter Forty-Four: Scared Pee-Pants

  "Open", Luo Zong's hand struck out a palm seal, the divine imprint on the jade slip was opened, and the fat figure of Zi Xiao True Person appeared in the room. This was not Zi Xiao True Person himself, but rather Zi Xiao True Person had imprinted everything he wanted to say onto this jade slip, just like a recorded tape, as long as there was a recorder it could be played back.

  That figure just came out and pointed at Luoyunfei's nose, scolding: "You fool, what are you doing flying around the peak all day? Such a good cultivation genius and you can't see it, have your eyes gone blind?"

  Lu Yunfei subconsciously raised his hand, as if afraid that the image would spit out starlight and splash himself in the face. He was puzzled, why did Shifu suddenly get so angry? It had been a long time since they last met, why did he scold him as soon as he saw him?

  Zi Xiao Zhenren continued, blowing his mustache and glaring: "You idiot! The little rascal who just delivered the message is an inner disciple of our sect, but he's an extraordinary one. Are you blind?! He has Xianjing Shen Gu on him! Dig out your earwax, it's crystal clear! Xianjing Shen Gu! If you haven't been stupid to the point of being a pig, you should know what Xianjing Shen Gu represents!"

  Luo Zong's heart "thudded" and almost jumped out, his eyes were about to pop out. Xian Jing Shen Gu? The legendary Xian Jing Shen Gu actually existed?

  You've got to be kidding! Isn't this supposed to only exist in legends? Has Master Uncle gone senile with age, his eyes dimmed with cataracts? Or did he take the wrong medicine while refining elixirs? Has his brain rotted away?

  "You little scoundrel! Don't think I don't know what you're suspecting! I'm wide awake, damn it! You're the one who's getting old and muddled, not me! Even if you've taken the wrong medicine, I'm still as sharp as a tack! The one whose brain is rotten is you, you, YOU!"

  Zi Xiao's real image directly pointed at Luo Yunfei's nose and scolded, with an attitude that seemed to press down on Luo Yunfei's nose.

  Master Shu is so angry? Is it really true? My god! The divine crystal and sacred bones actually exist? It turns out that they are actually inner disciples of our own sect, no wonder Master Shu is so furious. How could such a great talent have gone unnoticed by me?!

  Luckily, luckily! Luo Yunfei let out a long sigh of relief. Luckily, Master Zi Xiao was busy refining medicine and couldn't leave his place. Otherwise, he might have really rushed up to Feiyang Peak and beaten me up.

  "I knew you'd be shocked! Are your eyeballs on the ground? Don't pick them up and put them back in? Are those two holes under your eyebrows for breathing? Idiot! What are you doing flying around all day? Waiting to die? You can't even see a disciple with such great potential, have your eyes gone blind? Luckily heaven has eyes, or else I wouldn't have discovered him."

  Zi Xiao's face was filled with a refreshing smile, while Luo Yunfei continuously wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, secretly guessing that this Shifu today really had a big temper! Wouldn't he have been scared at that time and now found me to vent his anger?

  "I've been with him for over half a year, and although I'm quite knowledgeable, there have been several times when he almost scared me to death. This kid has many secrets... " Zi Xiao Zhenren lowered his voice, covering his mouth as he whispered: "This kid also has the blood of the ancient dragon flowing through his veins..."

  Luoyun Fei had a feeling of being struck by lightning and wanting to transcend... Hearing Zixiao True Person say this, it was like listening to a joke. Subconsciously, he blurted out: "Master Uncle, are you drunk? With the Xianjing divine bone and the Taigu dragon blood, how is this possible? When did you also learn to make jokes? But this joke is too ridiculous."

  Zi Xiao stroked his beard, seemingly having anticipated Luo Yunfei's reaction. His chubby hand almost poked at the tip of Luo Yunfei's nose: "You little brat, laugh your head off! I didn't believe it at first either, but this is the truth. If I hadn't personally verified it, I'd rather die than believe that in the nine states, there's actually someone like you, and to top it all off, just an ordinary inner disciple of our Inverse Heaven Sword Sect."

  Zi Xiao didn't seem to be joking, and Luo Yunfei was stunned. How is this possible? Xianjing Shen Bone is already a rare talent that can't be found in ten thousand years, and yet... there's also the ancient dragon blood. I must have misheard it. Luo Yunfei still couldn't believe his ears.

  "You also know that I have made great achievements in alchemy, and anyone who mentions my name in the alchemy world is almost universally recognized. However, you don't know that this young man can also practice alchemy, and he's even better than me. He has more alchemical formulas in his mind than I do, and his control of fire and selection of materials are also more accurate."

  Lu Yunfei was completely stunned. In terms of alchemy, Zi Xiaosheng was indeed very powerful. Although the number one in Jiuzhou was a bit exaggerated, his alchemy skills were actually quite good.

  Is it more powerful than Master Shi's alchemy? Sacred Crystal Divine Bone! Ancient Dragon Blood! Luo Yunfei began to suspect whether he was dreaming or not.

  How can there be such a disciple in the Inverse Sword Sect? How is it possible that an inner sect disciple of our school is even better at alchemy than my master's uncle? Where's the logic in that?

  "Don't think I'm joking with you," Zixiao True Person frowned and continued, "I won't joke about the future of Feiyang Peak. The True Disciple selection is coming soon, at that time just directly choose this kid as my true disciple of Feiyang Peak, did you hear clearly? If you mess up this matter, I'll have to go back and beat you to death myself."

  Luo Yunfei's face showed an awkward smile, the elders of this generation, including Zi Xiaosheng, were not to be trifled with. Once they got angry, no one could stop them. If he really came back, he would have to endure a beating from the sect master in front of all his fellow disciples.

  Zi Xiao Zhenren's illusion patted his belly and walked back and forth in the room, continuing to say: "I originally wanted to pass on the high-level cultivation secrets to him, but our sect has a rule that unless it's a true disciple, no one is allowed to pass on the sect's secrets. The True Disciple Selection is about to begin, and this matter must not be let known by the Sect Master, nor can it be let known by the other Peak Masters or Elders. These people are all a bunch of shameless good-for-nothings."

  Lu Yunfei couldn't help but burst out laughing, the usually serious and stern elders, in Shifu's eyes had all become a bunch of shameless good-for-nothings.

  As soon as the elders and sect masters of various schools were mentioned, Zixiao True Person seemed to gain momentum. With one hand on his waist and the other gesturing, he said: "Take that Purple Rui True Person from Shenwu Peak for example. Although he is an elder of Shenwu Peak, he still has to address me as 'Shifu' (Master). He always thinks he's superior, wandering around everywhere when there's nothing to do, loves to interfere in other people's business, and has a thick face - a classic example of being shameless."

  "Besides, that day's Lingfeng Elder Huieran Zhenren was also a shameless one. Although she's a woman, she acted like a shrewish wife. Last time I had just refined a furnace of immortal pills, but she forcibly snatched away half of them. It's just that I couldn't bear to lay hands on her because she's a woman, and yet she thought I was afraid of her."

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