Chapter Thirty-Four: Going to Rob Bad People for You

  Arriving at the Qingyuan Mountain Valley, the cold wind whistled around his shoulders as he walked and laughed loudly:

  "You little brat, all you know is to show off and try to impress Xiao Fei. You've actually managed to cultivate the First Heaven's Divine Technique into a beauty that will last forever! What a waste of a child! I'm really fed up with you! And yet, you still insist on using the Flying Sword as your main magic tool... Ugh, it's infuriating!"

  Xiao Dou smiled and said: "This is just a loss at the Seismic Peak, but we won't lose face at our own Paragon Peak. If we go out, we're still rich people, no big deal! We rely on unity, everyone is equal, isn't that great!"

  Leng Han Ming said with a cold hum: "You are all my younger brothers, what equipment I don't know, just you have one broken upper-stage law equipment, alas... Little Water Fairy, the Lingbao is placed on you this time, and it has scared you to death. What a big deal? When there's time, I'll find you a top-tier law equipment flying sword!"

  Two brothers chatted and laughed as they walked with swords, once again meeting Bai Xiaofei in that warm palace. The girl came up and playfully hit Xiao Dou, laughing and saying:

  "Don't be stunned every time you see me, come on, look at Xiaofei's latest transformed little bear."

  Then the two iron men looked at each other with a silly expression, Bai Xiaofei excitedly introduced a small wooden bear that was only one inch high, which turned into a little rabbit in a moment, and then turned into a lovely little white dog, finally turning into a square wooden box!

  Leng Han Ming smiled wryly and said, "Princess Fei'er, this... hehe, it's quite fun, but I heard from the older generation that the small cycle of war that occurs once every 500 years is about to begin. You... uh~ yeah, you're right, as long as you're having fun!"

  Bai Xiaofei stood up with a worried face and asked: "Is Feier very disobedient? We're going to fight the bad guys, but I'm not helping at all, just causing trouble for everyone. Why don't I go fight too? Hmm...I'm a bit scared..."

  Xiao Dou shook her head, with a serious expression, saying: "Fei Er, this is not something for you to worry about as a girl. Killing people isn't that simple. When there's hatred in one's heart, endless hatred, or love, endless love, because of one's emotions, they must kill. Unless you have the determination to win, no matter how strong your abilities are or how sharp your skills are, it's still a death sentence."

  "Xiao Fei'er~" The maid on the other side of the tribulation period also came forward and gently stroked Bai Xiaofei's long hair, smiling softly:

  "What's the point of fighting with others when you have no grudges or grievances? And to make matters worse, you're going to get hurt! As for us, we don't bother anyone and just live a peaceful life here, cultivating our minds is enough!"

  "Little Bean, are you guys still going on an adventure? It's very dangerous at this time!"

  Bai Xiaofei was still feeling down, but upon hearing this, she became overjoyed and pulled the two of them down to sit, laughing as she said:

  "Little bean, you guys are going on an adventure, is it fun?"

  "It's not fun!" Xiaodou said with a resolute expression: "The Devil's Territory, the Death Swamp, nine deaths and one life, but we're well-prepared, waiting for an opportunity, and there's a 50% chance of success. Boss, don't blame us for not listening to you, if nothing is done, let alone half, even if fifty people reach the Condensation Period, it's just a myth!"

  "Fifty people? You must be dreaming! Do you think I've been recruiting so many followers for nothing? My team is already five or six thousand strong. Hmph, in the future, if there are even five or six hundred people who can follow me, that's a blessing from heaven. If things go badly, having one or two hundred people would be normal! And if I'm unlucky, I'll just take a few people to hunt for treasure. Hmph, it's better this way, the smaller the team, the easier it is to move!"

  Bai Xiaofei slapped him lightly and said, "Han Ming brother, I'm calling you boss, your lovely little brother. How can you watch thousands of people die? Save them!"

  "Five or six thousand people all rescued, and let them reach the Congealing Dan period? Please, miss, that's impossible. Don't listen to Xiao Dou's nonsense. Mu Qiang will suffer a great loss sooner or later. The path of cultivation is so difficult that carrying one person can lead to tens of thousands of deaths. And they have two hundred people working together, which is fundamentally unrealistic. Let's talk about it later. In some place in the world, a rare and precious herb has appeared. It's just a small thing, but if no one uses it, someone will die. Who will use it? It would be strange if they don't fight over it!"

  "Yeah, the path of cultivation is lonelier towards the end. Shuixian also told me that we'll eventually go our separate ways. I just can't bear to part with her in my heart. If there's even a tiny chance, I won't give up!"

  Bai Xiaofei smiled with a look of longing: "This is the relationship between fellow disciples, huh? In a few decades, at the ceremony where I'll be taking on my own disciples, I'll get to meet many more fellow disciples, and we can play together every day. Unlike you two bad people, who only spend a little time with me after so many years!"

  Leng Han Ming burst out laughing and said: "Fei Er, this isn't that we don't want to play with you, but men and women are different. If we're always at your place, others will gossip!"

  Bai Xiaofei puffed out her chest and said, "What nonsense, what nonsense, they can say whatever they want, we're just openly playing together, you guys just don't want to accompany Xiao Fei!"

  Xiao Dou wanted to tell her that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her, but during the next cultivation period, he once again couldn't see the edge, and he fell into darkness once more. However, in his heart... it seemed warm, fearless of anything. Yes, it was this fearlessness that made Xiao Dou take a deep breath and burst out laughing wildly.

  "Good boy, listen, wait for me to lead the younger disciples to rob the bad guys, and find some fun little treasures to leave just for you!"

  "Robbery?" Bai Xiaofei covered her small mouth and laughed: "Isn't this a term used by bad people? How can you, a good person, use it too? Hmm, rob the bad guys, then play with their toys, haha, so much fun!"

  "Little stinker, this kind of smooth talk is my territory, detestable! How do I get the feeling that you're definitely going to make it? It's really infuriating!"

  The evening wind took away the faint sadness of parting, and the girl still didn't understand anything. The boy then left all the space in his heart for her, he decided to make a big move!

  He has the confidence to win, for her, he must succeed, he must reach the Congdan period, and then, he wants to confess to the most beautiful girl in his heart, although it may fail, but he is not afraid of anything!

  After several years of cultivation, in order to quickly cultivate the Golden Body Protection Technique, Xiao Dou secretly ran to the Nine-Times Suffering Peak to complete his cultivation and flew silently to the Mountain Spirit Valley alone.

  Jīn gāng hù tǐ shén gōng zài jīng guò gè zhǒng gōng jī de xǐ lǐ hòu, fēi kuài de dào dá le dì sì chóng tiān, rán hòu zài wú yī sī yī háo de cún jìn.

  How hateful, the orthodox Xuanmen's cultivation method is indeed this gradual and progressive kind of skill. It's really infuriating! And after consuming the elixirs sent by Shui Xian and his junior siblings, Jiu Yang Shen Gong's progress was as slow as an old cow pulling a cart. His violent temper truly can't be tolerated for even one day. He turned back without saying another word!

  Just as they were about to enter the Valley of the Mountain God, a tinkling sound rang out. Xiao Dou landed on a large tree and sat on the trunk, laughing and saying:

  "Bing'er, playing hide and seek again, hehe, you can't escape my all-seeing eyes!" As soon as the words were spoken, a pair of eyes scanned around, and from behind a tree trunk, a pale-faced girl hastily crawled out.

  "It's that Ice Child who's furiously shouting: 'You detestable little bean, with a revolving eye just like the Revolving King, you're so shameless! If you have the ability, don't use that eye to find me, huh?'"

  "Okay!" Xiaodou said with a silly grin, "Hide and seek, I'll close my eyes and find you, hmm... I'm counting now!"

  "A hundred numbers!" Bing'er hastily said and immediately flashed away, disappearing like a gust of wind. After Xiaodou finished counting to one hundred, he pounced on the coffin, pulled out Bing'er with his eyes wide open, and let out a blood-curdling scream:

  "My god~ Ice, you actually hid in a coffin so I wouldn't find you, I'm really impressed to death by you~"

  "Bing'er pouted and said, 'What's going on? I've been watching you the whole time, but your eyes are closed. You don't have spiritual awareness yet since you're not in the Grand Dao period... Ah~ Could it be that not only are your eyes bright, but your ears are also super useful?'"

  Xiao Dou shook his head and smiled foolishly: "No, I just feel... uh ~ you are in my heart, my heart is like a clear mirror, everything is known!"

  Bing'er covered her small mouth and laughed: "Silly, you still have me in your heart, aren't you afraid that the girl you like will hear it? And isn't it obvious? Then how did you not discover that this is a coffin?"

  "Hey, this coffin is so beautiful and empty! What's on top? A magic array? Gems? What kind of coffin is this?"

  Bing Er smiled complacently and said, "Since I got you as a friend, I moved my little home here, so it's more convenient to find you to play. Do you know whose coffin this is? It's the first magic treasure used by the ancestor of the zombie tribe in ancient times, isn't it cool?"

  Xiao Dou pulled her down and asked with a curious face: "Zombies? I've fought them, wow ~ hahaha...... They look scary at first, but once you start fighting them, they're nothing. A whole cemetery of zombies were beaten by me until they cried out for their dads and moms, and guaranteed to never come out to harm people again! Hehe ~"

  "Hehe~" Bing'er learned from him and smiled, then puffed up her chest and said: "Silly! You've been deceived~ They'll come out to harm people again, you don't understand anything at all!"

  "Deceive me?" Xiaodou shouted with a look of unwillingness to suffer losses: "Hmph! When I have time, I'll go back and take a look. If they dare to do bad things again, this great hero will destroy them! Eh~ Good Ice, have you found anything fun for me recently?

  Bing'er shook her head with a warm smile: "Those people from Jiuhua Mountain are all cunning and calculating, there's no gap to take advantage of. But don't worry, I've been keeping an eye on those few spiritual grasses in the distant mountains for you. Alright, I'll help you get them back."

  Xiao Dou nodded and said: "Alright, Bing Er, I know your duties, you can't interfere with human affairs, don't take any unnecessary risks. By the way, why do you live in a coffin? Come with me to Shan Shen Valley and live together!"

  "Never mind," said Bing'er, shaking her little head. "Except for you, they don't really like me anyway. It's fine living here, and besides, with this treasure, my cultivation speed will be twenty times faster!"

  "Twenty times!" Xiaodou shouted in discontent: "My pure golden sand plus the law treasure bracelet, and the gathering spirit law array plus the elixir together are not as crazy as this thing. What is it that makes it more handsome than me? Isn't it just those stupid zombies' coffins?"

  Bing Er smiled and said: "You, always so muddle-headed. Once you understand the greatness of the Zombie Clan, I reckon you won't be saying that!"

  Xiao Dou laughed loudly and said: "Good Ice, tell me, I love listening to you telling stories, I can never get enough of it!"