Chapter 31: Little Loli Female Ghost Errand

  Hearing this voice of genuine fear from the bottom of her heart, Xiaodou's scalp exploded, and she suddenly turned her head around, only to be shocked to find that there was actually no one there?

  With his experience in catching ghosts, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a girl with a face as white as paper!

  It was precisely because of this girl's arrival that all the attacks around her suddenly stopped!

  This girl, whether it's her face or hands, the exposed skin on her body is as white as paper. She looks like a plain white wall with just a simple hemp hat and wearing a hemp jacket, and even her shoes are tattered hemp sandals, yet she's laboriously carrying two thick golden chains. The whole person gives off an impression... really stupid, truly stupid, even her expression is so stupid, and also a bit embarrassed?

  The little bean circled around her twice, suddenly enlightened and asked: "Oh ~ you're the ghost who guides the soul when the lifespan is about to end? It seems like a lot of fun ~"

  The girl looked surprised and asked with a strange expression: "Is it fun? Don't you dislike me?"

  "Ugh, what's there to hate? It's all because I'm useless and can't even reach the Foundation Establishment stage. I should be the one to die!"

  The girl patted her chest with her small hand, let out a relaxed breath and said: "Wow, after all these years, this is the first time I've charmed someone's soul without getting hit. You're really an understanding person!"

  Xiao Dou smiled and said: "How come you're a ghost catcher who gets beaten up every time he tries to capture someone's soul? And this is the first time? Why is that?"

  The little girl in the hemp hat cried and said: "In the underworld, we are the lowest-ranking ghost officers, and there is nothing to offer as a tribute. I was arranged by King Yama to be at Mount Jiuhua, which is a difficult task. The people of Mount Jiuhua all have some magical powers, every time I come out early or when someone else is present, I always get beaten up."

  "How can you be so stupid?" Little Bean said angrily: "They hit you, you also hit them, and they still hit you. Go to the underworld and make shoes for them, and don't spare their lives!"

  The girl shook her head and said, "They're pitiful enough. I've died before, so I understand how they feel. Sigh... you have two days and three hours of life left. Is there anything you want me to help you with?"

  "Only two more days?" Xiao Dou laughed loudly: "Ge Lao's is going all out, wait for me a moment, I'll eat all the elixirs, can't die of hunger, huh-huh-huh!"

  As he spoke, apart from those materials and herbs, all the elixirs in exquisite jade vials and boxes were devoured, everything that could be eaten was eaten, gulp...gulp...gulp...

  The girl said helplessly: "You're going to die from exhaustion, isn't this a living hell?"

  Xiao Dou finished eating and laughed loudly: "What exploding to death, I have a big appetite, by the way, what's your name? My name is Xiao Dou. In the future when we get to the underground, let's be good friends!"

  The girl stuttered and said: "My name is... forty-seven, you... are you willing to be friends with me? Wow ~ wooo ~ I have a friend too, it's a good friend! Wooo ~"

  Xiao Dou stepped forward and hugged her in his arms, comforting her: "Yes, you have a friend now. I know the taste of being alone, how desolate, how painful it is, more unbearable than death. So from now on, I will be your best and closest friend."

  "Ow... it hurts..." The girl left his arms, smiling tiredly: "Although it's painful, I will always remember the warmth of your hug, thank you."

  Xiao Dou looked at her, who was covered in the aura of Dao Zong Xuan Men and emitting smoke, feeling very embarrassed. She coughed awkwardly and smiled foolishly, saying: "Don't mention those sad things, uh... Number 47, what kind of name is that? Call yourself something else!"

  "It's always called that in the underworld!" The girl shook her head and said, "Well, if you don't like calling me Forty-Seven, you can call me by my name from my past life - Bing Er, okay?"

  "Ah, Bing'er~" Xiao Dou repeated with a silly smile: "This is pretty good, hehe, from now on I'll call you Bing'er. Bing'er, tell me, what's fun to do after descending into the underworld?"

  Bing'er put down the heavy chain, smiled and said: "That's right, Naihe Bridge, Blood Pool, the ten Yama Kings, the eighteen layers of hell, the Gate of Rebirth, and King Bodhisattva Dizang. I haven't seen them before, but there are countless souls. When it's your turn to go down, don't be afraid, the more you're afraid, the more they'll bully you. Having no expression won't work either, just pretend to be fierce, and none of them will dare to bully you. After 500 years, you can reincarnate, but unfortunately, I'm reluctant to part with you, I don't want you to reincarnate, it's hard for me to have a friend like you!"

  "I don't want to be reincarnated either! I absolutely won't be reincarnated, I don't want to forget her, I just can't let go!"

  "Ah~" Bing Er suddenly pointed at the whole body emitting bursts of medicinal fragrance, flowing with cyan and golden light, shouting loudly:

  "You... you didn't die, but instead gained sixty more years of life, why is that?"

  Xiao Dou remembered the promise he made to Bai Xiaofei, and while feeling sad, he heard Bing Er's words and was overjoyed, as if his beautiful dream had come true. Xiao Dou sat cross-legged, sensing the changes in his body...

  It turned out that the energy released by the elixir in his abdomen was incredibly massive, but all the power of the elixirs was blocked by that chaotic gray gas. Then the two merged, and the benefits of the fusion were all scattered to Xiaodou, finally breaking through the thin membrane of the initial foundation building!

  Then the Three Turns Golden Elixir once again helped him to open up his own sixty-year lifespan, but there was something strange. The two powers that were almost impossible to balance were actually fully absorbed by Xiao Dou's body in its initial stage of foundation building! This is a bit exaggerated, didn't he explode and die?

  It's alive!

  "What's this!" Xiaodou burst out laughing and said: "This is called great calamity not dead, I must have good fortune later, Bing'er, I'm awesome, right?"

  Bing'er laughed happily and said: "Awesome, Xiao Dou you're really awesome! I've seen hundreds of cultivators use this method when they were about to die, but only you managed to survive!"

  "Wahahaha......" Xiaodou laughed triumphantly: "I told you, all the Xiaoqiangs in the world have become extinct, and I won't be finished either. How about it? Isn't that right~gagaga~right~the fourth heaven of the Innate Divine Art, gagaga, Bing'er, take a look at how handsome I've become?"

  Bing'er shook her head and smiled dryly: "I've been observing you for many days, and it's still the same, eighteen or nineteen years old, never changed, always so handsome!"

  "Hmm~" Xiaodou practiced a few more moves, casually throwing out a few punches and exclaimed: "This isn't right! I've already cultivated the First Heaven God Technique to the fourth level, shouldn't I have some kind of innate divine ability? What is it? Ah, why do I feel like something's off? The Wheel of Reincarnation hasn't gotten stronger either... hands, feet, arms, legs, senses? Wow, no way! Nothing at all?"

  Bing'er habitually rubbed her small face and said: "Xiao Dou, maybe your current realm is unstable or not enough. I don't know about other techniques, but this innate divine technique's great name, I still know a bit about it. If you can't use anything, it might be a good thing. Precisely because this innate divine ability is powerful, the required level is even higher. In any case, for now, just solidify your realm!"

  Xiao Dou nodded and said: "I hope it's not a solid boundary, I don't want anything serious, just like everyone else is fine, don't let it be many years later, many years later, huh ~ I'll just cultivate for a few more days!"

  Bing'er picked up the large lock chain and nodded her small head saying: "You cultivate, I'll help you block the heavenly disaster here, work hard ~"

  Xiao Dou calmly sat cross-legged in meditation, circulating the fourth layer of Pre-Heavenly Spiritual Work throughout his body's major acupoints. After all, this was still the foundation-building period, and indeed progress was being made at a flying pace!

  The surrounding fireballs, icy cones and heavenly disasters were all blocked by Bing'er's dance with the large lock chain. After three days of quiet rest, a noisy, shouting, crying voice was heard beside her ear. After slowly withdrawing from her meditation, she was shocked to discover that Bing'er was being beaten up by more than 200 of her own junior brothers and sisters in unison. Shui Xian, Xiao Xiao, Xiao Mei, and Leng Han Ling were all watching with eager anticipation!

  "My goodness! Stop it!" Xiao Dou quickly jumped up, took a big step forward to block the younger disciples, and helped up the pitiful Ice who was crying loudly with tears streaming down her face.

  "What are you doing? What is going on here?"

  "Xiao Dou, don't worry!" Xiao Xiao patted his own flat chest and smiled cruelly: "With me here, even if the King of Hell himself comes, I won't let him take you away!"

  Zhao Kai held up his great sword and roared: "Even if I die and fall to the eighteenth level of hell, I won't let them take away Big Brother Master!"

  "Even if we die and fall to the 18th level of hell, we won't let them take away our Master's brother! If you dare come again, we'll kill you, get out, get out!" The disciples collectively cursed.

  Xiao Dou said in a bad mood: "You guys think I'm dead, but I'm still alive. I just reached the initial stage of building my foundation and stabilized my realm. Bing Er is helping me guard against evil spirits, she's a good person, you're not allowed to bully her."

  The atmosphere was a bit awkward, and Xiao Mei poured out a pill from a small bottle and handed it to Bing Er, saying with an embarrassed face:

  "We just saw it earlier, but I was worried and messed up, sorry Ice, come, this is the Nether Dan, Water Fairy and I refined it for Wu Gui's upgrade, I think you can use it too, right?"

  Bing'er clumsily accepted the Dan medicine, with tears still on her face, and said in a wronged yet delighted tone: "Forget it, you guys are also doing this for Xiao Dou's sake. This Yu Ming Dan, hmm, I'll keep it, and eat it when I have the chance to break through to the Ghost Realm boundary after a few hundred years."

  "Master brother, you're too amazing! You're so handsome~ You've finally reached the foundation period! You're simply our idol in our hearts. We support you, Master brother, long live, long live, long long live! The younger brothers and sisters' admiration for you is like a boundless river......" All the younger brothers and sisters were overjoyed to tears, and they tossed Master brother high into the air one after another!

  "Alright~" Shuixian said with a smile: "Thanks to Lord Leng's help, Xiaodou was secretly pardoned by the sect's high-level officials. This place is too terrifying, let's go back and celebrate!"

  "Cold and bitter, he thought to himself with a wry smile: 'You've spoken, Water Fairy, how dare I not go? If I don't, you'll expose the secret of my salty pig hands on your thighs!' He then burst out laughing loudly:"

  "We're all brothers! Forget about these romantic nonsense and let's go, go back to roast a whole sheep to celebrate, drink wine with me in a jar, no drunk no return!"

  "'Til drunk, no return!" Everyone burst out laughing and escorted Xiaodou and Leng Hanming down the Ninth Summit of Suffering!

  Back in Shangong Valley, everyone was busy preparing a grand feast, raising their cups and drinking until dawn.