Chapter 119: The Arch-Nemesis of Good People

  Two surfaces, one more serious than the other, in reality, one is more of a rogue than the other. You say one word, I say another, and we tease each other, it's really fun!

  Returning to the one-legged old man's place, Qian Xiaodou and Bu Qi were busy for a while, finally, after using the Nine Days Discontinuous Ointment, a purple aura-like holy light came, and the old man's leg gradually regrew!

  "How compassionate Buddha is!" The old man walked back and forth a few steps, slowly laughing: "It's really the compassion of Buddha! Today I can break my leg and be reborn, all thanks to Little Bean Shifu. Come, this is a sarira, help you... Ah~ah~ah~"

  Suddenly! Something that no one had expected happened, the old man's legs were reborn in an instant, and he was so excited that he took out a golden light-emitting bead. This bead, which emitted absolute sacred light, was suddenly sucked into Qian Xiaodou's eyes, which burst forth with a bright blue light...

  Until everything returned to calmness, the three men still couldn't believe what had happened and were all stunned. They looked at each other in a daze, until finally Qian Xiaodou asked with a pale face:

  "Master, what did you just say? That was a sarira, one of only four sariras in the whole world? No way?"

  "Ah, Xiao Dou Shixiong, what was that look in your eyes just now? Where is my ?arīra, my ?arīra?"

  Not deceiving with a deadpan expression, a trembling voice said:

  "Six Paths Water Ripple Eye, Absolute Seal, Power above my Wugou Divine Eyes, Could it be... the Cycle of Devouring Heaven's Absolute Treasure?!"

  Qian Xiaodou unconsciously took two steps back, his face looking embarrassed as he dryly laughed and said:

  "Not cheating, Master. With so many clues, I thought you knew long ago. Just now... just now it's not my fault, originally I thought... Cough, Master, what are you doing?"

  Originally a generation of high monks, the spirit of righteousness and morality, at this time like a madman, like a demon, rushed forward, with both hands grasping Qian Xiaodou's neck, crazily thundering:

  "Ah~ My Buddha's relics, the most revered and precious relics of my Buddhist sect. There are only four in the entire human world, passed down from the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss in the upper realm. Even if everyone at the Brahma Temple were to perish, these relics cannot be lost. Return them to me, return them to me! Hurry up, hurry up! Otherwise, I'll kill you, strangle you..."

  "My god!" Qian Xiaodou backed away while clutching his deadly hands, screaming in a desperate tone:

  "Master, all things arise and perish, nothing in the world is eternal and indestructible. Today's events are not my fault, nor yours, everything has a cause and effect. Master, cough, let go of your worries, you can become a Buddha if you let go..."

  "I don't want to become a Buddha!" The madman's loud cry echoed: "I just want the relics, return my relics to me, even if I die! The foundation of Buddhism for ten thousand generations cannot be destroyed by my hands!"

  "Master, everything is my fault, it's all because of me that this great disaster has occurred. I'm willing to accept any punishment!"

  Qian Xiaodou loudly said with a bad temper: "You're still a high-ranking Buddhist monk, but you can't let go of this. The sarira is gone, it's not a big deal. Besides, I, Qian Xiaodou, have a connection with the Buddha, maybe this is an arrangement by the Western Paradise of Heaven!"

  "Shut up!" The old man's eyes were red with rage, and he shouted at the top of his lungs: "Today I don't care about anything else, I just want to get Xili Zi..."

  Three people quarreled and made a loud noise, not long after, the high-level personnel of the Fan Yin Temple came to invite the three to the Daxiong Treasure Hall of the Fan Yin Temple, facing many high-level personnel, explained the cause and effect of the matter!

  This was originally intended to be difficult for Qian Xiaodou, but he didn't know what happened. After absorbing the sarira, especially after entering the magnificent and sacred Mahavira Hall in the Buddha's Light Formation, Qian Xiaodou felt dizzy and couldn't hear what others were saying!

  When Qian Xiaodou fainted and lost consciousness, the high-ranking monks of Fan Yin Temple were all stunned, staring blankly at Qian Xiaodou's body surrounded by Buddhist light, with a golden lotus flower propping him up. With his eyes still closed and hands clasped together, Qian Xiaodou suddenly let out a loud shout:

  "Buddha!"

  The high-ranking officials in the great hall were immediately shocked by this Buddha's voice, and they retreated more than a dozen steps. At this time, a huge Buddha's shadow suddenly appeared behind Qian Xiaodou!

  The Great Buddha slowly opened its golden light-capturing eyes, scanned the crowd with a simple glance, and surprisingly plucked the Buddhist seal from between its eyebrows and implanted it into Qian Xiaodou's body. The gradually dissipating Great Buddha was drawn to the majestic aura on Qian Xiaodou's body!

  He actually fell into a daze, and finally the big Buddha with bright eyes revealed a faint smile. With his hands clasped together for an instant, he loudly chanted:

  "A generation of pride, with Buddha's affinity, boundless and formless, why be attached?"

  When the Great Buddha finished reciting this passage of the Ghost God Sutra, he disappeared with the wind, and the scattered golden light on his body merged into Qian Xiaodou's body, and everything returned to calm!

  More than ten days later, Qian Xiaodou suddenly jumped up high, checked herself in surprise, and then thought of slipping out through the door.

  Unexpectedly, a figure suddenly appeared out of nowhere and let out a thunderous roar:

  "Halt! You little thief, where do you think you're going? Quickly return the Buddhist relics to me, or I'll never let you off!"

  Qian Xiaodou was startled and jumped in fright, but after seeing that it was him, she immediately let out an ill-tempered shriek:

  "You're pushing me too far, what's with the relics that have already been assimilated by my reincarnation eyes? How am I supposed to give them to you? Are you asking me to pluck out a pair of eyeballs for you? Little monk, don't forget that even a desperate dog can jump over a wall. If you keep pushing me, watch this - Heavenly Extinction Earthly Destruction Thunder, it'll blow you to death!"

  Not batting an eyelid, with a completely natural expression, loudly said:

  "Benefactor, I've seen this trick of yours to scare people off more than a dozen times. Come on, try to blast me once, humph! Today you must return the Buddhist relics to me, or else I'll take out one of your eyeballs as compensation, or else..."

  Qian Xiaodou's eyes sparkled as she burst out laughing:

  "Oh, I see! You little scamp is here to scheme against my Maitreya Golden Body? No way! Nothing that falls into my hands can be given to others. Hmph! Little monk, your level is not enough, go call those high-ranking Buddhist monks of yours instead!"

  Not blinking with a pair of fierce and shining eyes, he smiled faintly:

  "Yan Wang is good at fighting, and the little ghosts are hard to deal with. You haven't even passed this test, so don't think about cheating those kind Buddhist monks. Besides, if your brother hadn't spoken up for you and helped you out of this great crime, you'd be finished already. Hand over the treasure quickly!"

  Saying so, with an air of "it's only natural", he stretched out his hand to take it!

  Qian Xiaodou slapped his hand hard and pulled at his neck, shouting:

  "Don't see the rabbit, don't scatter the hawk. I, young master, want money but not life. Moreover, my whole body is now shining with Buddha's light, and you'd better not take out Maitreya's golden body from your longing bracelet again, or it will be sucked back into the wheel of reincarnation, and you'll lose big time!"

  "Ah~" The greatly distressed monk shouted: "What can be done about this? No way, because of you little brat, our temple has suffered such great losses. Today, if I don't pluck out all your hair, you little brat won't be able to leave! Furthermore, due to the power of Buddha, you little brat have coincidentally reached the initial stage of the Great Way. Shouldn't you repay us in some way?"

  "Ah yo yo ~" Qian Xiaodou said disdainfully, curling her lips: "Little monk, don't talk so righteously, what's the big deal? You think you can represent Buddhism? Represent Buddha? Hehe ~ I get it now, no need to be polite. Don't try to intimidate me, humph! My guts are bigger than the sky. Do you think a few words from you can scare me? Can outsmart me? Are you kidding me? Go die!"

  "Little stinker, you're not being a good friend at all! You've got such a rich foundation, but I'm left with nothing. For the sake of advancing to the Yuan Ying stage, I've lost everything. Now I'm just a poor wretch. Are you going to let your big brother go out and risk his life, fighting those old monsters?"

  Qian Xiaodou tilted her small neck and sighed, "Please, you're also a powerful figure who can rival me, don't be like that Meng Xuetian who's so useless, just a few moves and he's already exhausted. Besides, didn't I bring you a lot of materials for cultivation this time? I remember there were many treasures for breaking through to the Yuan Ying period!"

  He looked down and said, "It's all used up in just a few days. Xiao Dou, I'm so envious of your pure golden sand now. You'd better not go chasing girls, or you'll waste your precious things and won't even succeed. Like me, it's enough to make one regret to death! Damn it, women are nothing, a man's career is the most important thing!"

  Qian Xiaodou crossed her arms and thought for a moment before saying:

  "Don't say it so pitifully, brother I'll cover for you, but the Maitreya Golden Body really can't be taken out. Heaven, Little Monk, do you know? My reincarnation eye has finally reached the first heaven. Don't provoke me to anger, I still can't control my divine consciousness well, and such a terrifying power explosion will come out ~ You'll definitely die!"

  "A curious face asked: 'The first heavy day of the reincarnation eye, haha! Is it true or false? The entire world doesn't have any records of what the first heavy day of the reincarnation eye is like. Wait until you control the divine consciousness of the Great Dao period, and let me see how fierce the first reincarnation eye is!'"

  "No way!" Qian Xiaodou hastily shook his head and said: "Although it can be used, but if the power of the seal goes wrong, I'll definitely die. This reincarnation eye, I'd rather not use it. Alas, because of it, I've lost my life. Right, little monk, you say that in my six hundred years of Taoist practice, how did I only advance three layers in just a few short years?"

  He said with a straight face, "Needless to say, you're the favored son of heaven, even Qingfo praised you as a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy. I'm telling you, that day was..."

  Qian Xiaodou's face was filled with incredulity as he exclaimed:

  "It's actually the ?arīra of Qingfo, oh my god, I'm really lucky! But he praised me, a kid with no talent, as a once-in-a-lifetime prodigy? What a joke, the favored son of heaven has nothing to do with me!"

  "You're still not a genius." He sighed helplessly: "If you weren't, then wouldn't everyone else in the world be idiots?"

  Qian Xiaodou recalled past events and let out a long sigh saying:

  "Do you know? When I was a kid, if Water Fairy hadn't reminded me, I would have carelessly slapped my eldest brother's butt and gotten a Longevity Dan. But by the time I reached the mid-stage of Sword Emperor, I wouldn't have been able to reach the Completion Dan stage even if I had died trying. And then I ate zombie dan, drank zombie blood... uh, and succeeded again in a muddled way. Haha, thinking about it is hilarious."