Chapter 111: Sneaking a Peek at a Girl's Sleeping Posture "Don't be smug!" Bu said with a scrunched up face, shaking her head and speaking in all seriousness.

  "You've made such a ruthless move, yet she's still hesitant. I can tell you the answer to what's going to happen next: she'll still forgive Meng Xiao Tian. Be prepared for that in your heart. Let me repeat it again: perhaps many people around you have told you this before - if you want to win her over, you must be ruthless and make a decisive blow at the moment when she's wavering; otherwise, you will fail forever!"

  Qian Xiaodou's face turned ugly as she said: "Then how do you explain her eating vinegar just now? She got angry when she heard that someone else liked me!"

  Don't deceive yourself, kid. This is all elementary knowledge. How come you still don't get it? Or are you subconsciously afraid to think about it? Hmph... Women are naturally selfish. Regardless of whether they like you or not, in their eyes, you're just their thing, their exclusive property, and no one else is allowed to trespass. This is perfectly normal.

  Qian Xiaodou let out a long sigh and said: "Perhaps you're right, I've been wandering and escaping alone for hundreds of years, hundreds of years, her beauty, I can only fantasize about getting it, using this little bit of spirit to comfort myself, continuing on in this cruel cultivation world. As for what's to come, especially regarding her, just thinking about it a little makes my heart feel exhausted!"

  "With an unyielding gaze and a loud voice, he said: 'In my opinion, the best development trend is that whether you get her or not is irrelevant, because there are too many conditions on your body that need to be cultivated with a child's heart. Even if you got her, she would use a large amount of heavenly treasures to help you succeed, but what's the point? With your character as a hero comparable to mine, do you still need a woman's help?'"

  "Help?" Qian Xiaodou sneered, "I, Qian Xiaodou, don't need anyone's help. If I could be like the Water Immortal, disregarding everything and prioritizing my rationality over my emotions, I would soar through the skies. But then, what would be the point of our efforts in the end? Is it just to obtain endless time and then search for new ways to enjoy life again? I disagree! I will never agree with this approach!"

  Without deceiving, he lowered his head and thought for a moment, took a deep breath and said: "Actually, it's not bad that you love her. A camel that has starved to death is still bigger than a horse. Given Bai Xiaofei's background, even if she squandered all the family property left by her parents, Mo Daguai would not sit idly by. She is still a little princess. In this way, your future cultivation will be really unbearable, and at least she won't watch you die!

  "What a thorough analysis!" Qian Xiaodou said with a wry smile: "Alas, actually getting her now is an opportunity, but thinking about disappointing Master's expectations and relying on women to make a living in the future makes me very uncomfortable. So I always hope that I can win her heart, and then we can ascend to the divine realm hand in hand, live a stable life without worrying about our lifespan, and spend our days together in bliss, how wonderful would that be!"

  "Then I'll teach you a few more ruthless moves!" With a mischievous grin, he said: "Compared to that move, there are even more ruthless ones. Do you want to learn some small tricks?"

  "Hehehe~" Qian Xiaodou said with a silly smile: "Great! Don't cheat, Master. Hurry up and teach me how to cause trouble. I find this so much fun, I want to learn!"

  The big laughter of the unscrupulous said: "You little boy, finally called me Big Master in a deserted place, okay, seeing you little boy using my master's strategy, and actually having a brain that can infer one from another, so insightful, I'll give you some pointers. Listen up, last night you mentioned Meng Xiang Tian and his concubine going to bed, something about 365,000 heavens, this is great, next you should..."

  Huh? Yesterday I said this sentence with Bai Xiaofei when we were clearly using a soundproof seal, how did this little monk know about it?

  Qian Xiaodou suddenly jumped up and let out a loud, earth-shattering shriek:

  "Ah~ I'm trying to study, but how did you know about our conversation? Little monk, explain it clearly to me! Ah, I understand now, you have a treasure that can break through the soundproof barrier! So, bring out this fun treasure and let me take a look. You think you can run away from me?"

  Blocked by him with a stern expression, seeing his "you're not giving it to me, I'll fight you to the death" posture, no choice but to take out a small purple flag!

  Qian Xiaodou snatched the small flag and said with a sly smile: "Don't deceive Master, you're really too much. With this treasure, you can sneak a peek at other cultivators' husbands and wives in bed, eavesdrop on their sweet nothings, and even peep at girls taking baths..."

  Take a bath? And the monk, or a super invincible big pervert, Bai Xiaofei, the number one beauty in the world, they are on a boat, or rather my boat, Qian Xiaodou's face is green with envy as he fantasizes about himself wearing a super invincible big green hat, his hands grasping the sky, and letting out a loud wolf-like howl:

  "Ah~ you this super invincible big pervert, say, have you ever sneaked a peek at Xiaofei taking a bath? You say~say~say~ah~ if you don't say then it means you've done it before? I'm going to fight you!"

  Qian Xiaodou, who was extremely furious, went up and slapped the bald man's head ruthlessly, vowing to beat his head into a Buddha-like hairstyle.

  "Ah, no!" The pitiful cry of someone who had been beaten to a pulp: "Stop hitting me, I really didn't do it! Ugh... No wonder Master was so serious back then and got beaten up so badly. He even warned me that I mustn't say anything, this is indeed a great taboo. Xiaodou, you mustn't say anything!"

  After giving him a good scolding, Qian Xiaodou puffed out her small face and said:

  "You this super invincible big pervert, with the world's number one beauty here, haven't you ever fantasized about Xiaofei? With a lustful heart, anything can be done, say, how many spirit stones is this treasure worth? I'll buy it all!"

  The unfathomable smile said: "This is a priceless top-grade spiritual treasure that's about to advance, with functions that transcend the mysterious, and it's even more precious than defensive spiritual treasures. How can you discuss it in terms of spirit stones?"

  Qian Xiaodou thought for a moment and muttered, "I still have some good treasures, hey ~ Little Monk, the Blood Lotus is worth one hundred years of life, one hundred years! What if you don't succeed this time? You'll be left with... Ah! You still have more than 400 years of life, let me think again, what else do I have?"

  "Where's that Heaven-Defying Earth-Shattering Thunder of yours?" The mischievous smile said: "I liked that one, I was so envious when you told everyone at the entrance how cool you were, ah ha~ even if it meant risking a Heaven-Defying Earth-Shattering Thunder, you'd definitely protect everyone, and in the end, they were all stunned, too cool! And this Yun Mengzhou is okay too! I like him too!"

  Qian Xiaodou shouted in a fit of rage: "Heaven-destroying and earth-shattering thunder, no way! Master told me that this thing can't be used. This is for dealing with some kind of demon bug. In the future, we'll need to save all living things. How despicable! Cloud Dream Boat was obtained by my elder brother after enduring a lot of scolding from his father just to help me get it down. Forget it, even if I'm beaten to death by my elder brother, I won't let you sneak a peek at Xiaofei! You can have the Cloud Dream Boat!"

  "Hmm~" A bright and cheerful smile spread across his face as he said, "You put it that way, I'm really embarrassed now. Alright, give me a Blood Plum, and you owe me one favor, just in time for my master's birthday, I'll use this to show my filial piety. As for this small flag, it's absolutely a heaven-defying object, you little brat, never leak a word about it like I did, got it?"

  Qian Xiaodou's face was filled with emotion as he said, "Don't deceive me, big brother, you're really too good! My admiration for you is like the endless Yangtze River. Quickly give me that treasure, I want to sneak a peek at Xiaofei taking a bath."

  He reluctantly made a big loss-making deal with him, and then saw the little guy throw the jade disc of the Cloud Dream Boat to himself, and went back to the house to secretly look at Bai Xiaofei!

  Sitting cross-legged in his small cabin, he took out the palm-sized flag, and Qian Xiaodou's eyes shone with a scorching light. This was an extraordinary treasure that surpassed even defensive magic artifacts, capable of eavesdropping on conversations within soundproof barriers, observing what others were doing from afar without being detected, truly a wonderful treasure!

  Lianhua Fa Bao, Qian Xiaodou originally thought that this treasure had already been refined by someone else, and even if he refined it himself, he could only get half or seven-tenths of its power. However, unexpectedly, the Nine Yang Divine Technique's method infused into the treasure, and this small banner surprisingly merged with him effortlessly?

  How strange! This treasure seems to know itself, as if it has a connection with itself? I don't understand! Look at Qiu Ball now, he can secretly glance at Xiaofei, his little heart is almost jumping out!

  Is she sleeping or taking a bath? Or is she changing clothes? Wow ~ Haha ha ~ At this time, Qian Xiaodou's face with a sly smile, even the Buddha would be annoyed to death by him.

  Xiao He's first probe was launched, Qian Xiaodou controlled its power, penetrating into Bai Xiaofei's room set up with anti-surveillance measures. Hmm? No sound, what is she doing? Alright~ Activate Xiao He's second function, directly observe what she's doing in the room!

  Wow~ Haha~ Gagaga~ Waaa~ Can't take it anymore~?

  Then, in her room, Bai Xiaofei was wearing a revealing little nightdress, posing in an alluring sleeping position, oh ~ still exposing her sexy little belly, smooth little feet, pink neck, and scattered with disheveled long hair...

  That night, without warning, Qian Xiaodou rushed out of the cabin and made a beautiful dive into the sea. A ghostly figure emerged from the darkness, laughing eerily as it scooped up the dripping wet Qian Xiaodou.

  "Sneaking a peek at girls while they're sleeping, your body's on fire, huh? Hehe, I was like that the first time too!"

  Qian Xiaodou grasped his hair with both hands and immediately spat out a mouthful of fire, laughing miserably:

  "Can't take it, Xiaofei's sleeping posture is really too seductive!"

  With a sly smile on his face, he said: "You can't even stand the sleeping posture, let alone if you see other people's husbands and wives or those who are having an affair, wouldn't you directly get jealous?"

  Qian Xiaodou waved her hand, wiped her face with a smile and said: "I'm not that bored, uh ~ monk, huh ~ really, from now on you just sincerely worship Buddha, then slowly develop towards the Buddhist way? How uninteresting is this!"

  Stretching and yawning, gazing up at the starry sky with a soft smile:

  "Xiao Dou, your words are truly heartfelt and make me feel warm inside. I also find the Buddha's theories to be quite dull, but he does have a set of teachings that are meant for those who are tired of the mundane world, lack confidence, and can't bear to be hurt."

  Qian Xiaodou asked with a suspicious face: "Don't deceive me, big brother, you won't have also seen through the red dust, will you? If so, you'll be unlovable!"

  The bald donkey said, "Apart from repaying the great kindness and virtue of my master, I also need the power of immortality. I want to be a good monk in the mortal world, and if I'm lucky enough to reach the higher realm later on, find a small island, and indulge myself repeatedly in the cycle of reincarnation, how wonderful would that be!"

  Qian Xiaodou laughed happily and said: "If that's the case, I'll be your neighbor, we two little rascals will go out hunting together, huh~ thinking about it, even if Xiaofei doesn't accept me, all the beauties in the world are mine, haha!"

  "Not cheating, I took a big mouthful of wine and laughed: "Ah ~ Xiao Dou, do you know? Since the day I exposed my true face to you, I've been expecting this sentence, it's really been a long time, haha, I'm so excited today ~ Ah ~"

  "How can you enjoy it alone?" Qian Xiaodou also brought out a jar of fine wine and laughed: "Come on, good buddies, let's drink together!"

  "Hey, you little stinker, hiding things from me again? That jar of yours is fine wine from 1824, but mine's from 1521 - that's a big difference! No way, come on, let's swap!"

  "Let your kid eat rice and eggs." Qian Xiaodou casually exchanged drinks with him, and the two brothers had another wild drinking session.

  Under the starry sky, it seems that their loneliness has found a warm companion. It's so beautiful! Who says time is the most cruel blade? Sometimes, time can also be the ladder of fate!

  The key is, are you grasping it? Can your true heart be recognized by others?